Risky Business #2

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Retake the Arabian Peninsula, spill into Egypt.

fill and defend germany

Attack Siberia.

KILL KIEVAN OCCUPIED RUSSIA

Take back the Netherlands and Belgium!

attack empire and expell them out of turkey

Take all of the small islands the byzantines control, spill into mainlands greece

Defend if attacked.

Take ireland

Defend Denmark. fill Poland.

change your bonus fag
you also have this chance to stop this war and expand elsewhere

Spills counterattack. If I am not attacked, fill Italy instead.

You missed my roll here to attack Scorpion.

Using this roll to also attack more.

Poo reporting in
defend against any attack in middle east from blue

continue to take yemen and spill into saudi arabia

Notice how I only gained 5 territories on the map when I rolled a 0 on this mupdate.

if 69 Nuke Refugees

I shall retake rightful Persian Clay, also my bonus is correct, fixed it last thread

I JUST GOT A 5D PALI
PREPARE FOR POOOOOOOOOO

anyone afk

We shall own the world

You will squat in german, I will poo in the streets of bahgdad

12 t spill

spill into Germany.

Could the Netherlands have Germany after the war? I'll help you with every one of your conquests ally

Do you also want France?

>15+10=25
>15+15=30
30-25=5

You understand that this war is going nowhere? we must stop and expand elsewhere or our rolls will be wasted

Yeah ok. You've been a faithful ally to me, so Ill give you Germany.

At the moment I'm having an NAP with Trump. I'd be more than open to an NAP with your empire though

Alright.

sorry guys but germany is already taken

Wonderful.

Not for long, heathen cuck.

that's right we should peace out, just give me all the small islands you control and crete and I'll leave you alone

sure. we may have peace again

6 t spill

Crete and the small islands would make him lose his bonus in Greece.

JIDF controlling the Middle East lmao nice joke
They couldn't even have a land for 5k years how do you expect them to have a whole subcontinent

Attack into Spain.

I don't care, this war is just wasting my rolls for nothing

It doesn't matter, we already made peace

Someone always picks "Poo in Loo" thinking they're funny.

>Autistic humor

>implying

>being a warmonger

Slavic Kangz
Yellow
Egypt

I was just saying.
And it's kind of hard being a warmonger when you're the one getting attacked.

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>tfw I'm Muslim nation
>tfw I'm allied to a Jewish nation

Stop your needless aggression and admit to fake news.

Attack Siberia

REMOVE POO

Take back Netherlands and Belgium, spills go to Germany

OP you forgot crete
Also, declaring war on Poo In Loo, its time to help my ally

Nigger you're the one who attacked me.

defend germany

Kill Scorpion. B line to take all bonuses.

Kill kievans

fill algeria, spill egypt

Name fixed

Attack Northern France!

Defend if attacked. Spills continue atacking Trump until they fucking surrender.

Defend Middle east

spill nepal

*attacking
Also
>252
Palis.

Defend new land. Attack into Germany.

fixed bonus OP

After you're done with Germany, could you help me against Trump?

you cant beat me!!!!
beat you by like 3 territories

Refugees you want a NAP?

I mean, I don't have a border with them so that may be difficult.

can we finally drop the taqiyya

Cede my land in France to Pagannation.
That should give you an opening.

Join our alliance!

stop shitting up the board with this stupid garbage

nobody cares about this fucking shit

go to
if you want to play fucking games

Okay. Ill do what I can.

Thanks.

let us have fun.

alright, tho it's not looking good

You win this time Jew.

Aren't jidf and empire of empire your allies too now?

>nobody cares about this stupid garbage
>every game fills up instantly every time

go be assmad somewhere else cuckwad, noone cares about

(you)

>attacks nation
>nation attacks you back and gets their allies to help
>wow wtf ur a fucking jew
w e w l a d

>18 unique IPs
>1 of them is me
wow you're right everybody loves these threads please keep breaking the rules

>This board is for author-driven collaborative storytelling (i.e. "quests"). All threads posted here should be part of a new or ongoing quest.

no, i serve only the caliphate

>Breaking the rules
Sorry Sup Forums police

>map-coloring
>not political
Ever heard of the Berlin Conference?

lol guess your just gonna have to deal with it faggot

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Remove poo from premises.

fill empty land

Defend if attacked.

Remove greater Netherlands from france

spill to defend

Time to alter my strategy.

Throw everything into an assault on Belarus. Take the entire country, spend absolutely nothing on defense.

Remove Poo

Remove Pink. the rest goes into killing the refugees.

attack scorpionshit and take away as many bonuses as possible

Kill kievans

Destroy the remaining refugees.

that was me btw