What will happen to fat people on the day of rope?

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We'll have to double-up the rope.

We'll have to rename it Day of the Chain.

When hanging fat people, you have to be careful that they're not decapitated.

I kid you not.

kek

>What about us filthy slobs?
>You'll be given cushy jobs!

what if im /chubby/

this is not enough in burgertown

day of the forklift and rope for you

ugh diets plz

we dont need rope we will just push them off a cliff

They'd get hearttacks trying to run away kek.

what if i get /fit/

There is nothing "what if" about getting /fit/.

You're either a sick cunt or a sad cunt. Or you're some kind of mutant like towlie.

>Mr Trump's Wild Ride .jpg

>weed

tiny burned and he got ripped (even though it stunted his growth and turned him gay)

make them work out

This. Put us on treadmills linked to batteries, so that we may provide the energy of which you must use to remove the others.

Just like Fallout.

fat people will be killed and turned into dog food
fat people are worse than niggers and jews combined

Work until they lose weight.

Give them a year to lose weight, if they fail send them to fitness camps. If they're white, they can be useful but simply misguided.

>former fatty now /fit/

The rope breaks....or well, really the rope doesn't break but what's holding the rope up does.

[morgan freeman voice] From the moment the hangers arrived, they had been defeated. Attempt and attempt again, and nothing will hold the fat man. Soon, the skinny hangers will realize this, and eventually giving up and moving onto other targets for this day. The fat man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is his against all challenges, thanks to his massive girth.[/morgan freeman voice]

It's even more difficult than that. You have to figure out how long to make the rope because the longer it is the greater the shock. The aim is to have a nice snapping of the neck, or at the very least enough tightness to cut off arterial flow for a reasonably quick loss of conciousness. Too much and the head pops off. Too little and you wind up only cutting off the veins in which case the blood pressure builds up in the head until it ruptures the blood-brain barrier and that's where you get the eyes popping out and the engorged tongue and everything else.

Being the hang man back in the day meant you had to make a good judgement based on experience about how to hang the guy right. And that's one of the reasons why a hood is often used so that if you screw up it won't look as grotesque.