You are altering reality! Fucking stop it right fucking now!

Meme magick is real, and you fuckers summoned Kek without even meaning to. Do you realize what you've done?

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> Do you realize what you've done?
Yes

The person using the computer has hair like Trump

>without even meaning to

Don't you mean, "without even meming to"?

How do you know we didn't mean to? Maybe we meant to and just weren't aware of it.

And a boner as well.

We have shifts timelines. We summoned I and he has stopped for us, the impossibility of such events is a ripple effect of timelines collapsing and exchanging matter, quantum entanglement

Is kek like some mass tulpa that comes into existence when enough people see pictures of him?

>tulpa

Get that Supernatural trash out of here, a tulpa is a Tibetan thoughtform existing only to the individual who created it.

t. Tulpa faggot.

If anything, we've manifested an ethereal being through collective consciousness. Whether we resurrected a previous incarnation or created our own is debatable, what's undeniable is the Egyptian influence.

t. .

Also, checked. Praise be to Kek!

What made you think he wasn't brought into being with intent & purpose? Did you confuse the ease of manipulating chan autists into weaving magic beyond their understanding with lack of intent? The illuminati fall and Lord KEKs new new world order will rise with Queens blood, Praise KEK

I never liked this reality anyway
too many kikes, not enough sword fights

What I'm saying is that people like you think Kek is your god, when in reality Kek serves only itself and handing over such ultimate power to it is dangerous.

>when in reality Kek serves only itself and handing over such ultimate power to it is dangerous.
GOOD
World will flow with normies blood
AI GFs for all NEETs
Tendies for everyone

>ancient kek statue available on aliexpress

Trump is win/win either way!

I cant believe finally the progressive left are entertaining the fact that their puppet masters may have their favorite politicians compromised and controlled.

Either way its a win for freedom.

Hail trump and praise be to kek.

Can you imagine a bunch of people on an online image board awakening an ancient evil in order to topple a regime of hate and install a leader of hope in the greatest office of the world, only for the magick to turn? Though unknown the them, the truth is that through these powers it drains the life from the world itself, the first to fall being those too frail do defend themselves. The elderly, sick, and addicts die off, their immune system unable to combat the plagues of the frog. And so too, eventually, do the people. It's slow at first, an uptick in the cases of flus and colds as their immune system compromises itself, degrades itself into nothingness. It starts with a cough, a simple sore throat.
And all the while the praise more and more, advancing their righteous agenda. More people bow down the the will and goodness bestowed on them, only increasing the power of the ancient evil.
Miracles continue to fall upon us, each one seemingly distorting our world more and more, taking us into some unreal creation; So far beyond, in fact, that the mere thought of how we came here becomes jumbled.
And it continues, a world slowly praying itself into it's own destruction.

That's Heqet, not Kek.

We know what we did. We just feel zero remorse. Praise Kek.

S H A D I L A Y

shouldnt you be busy being homeless and pretending to be something you are not aurini

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But that's just it, you're thinking that Kek will give you what you want, but Kek won't. Kek could just as easily create some new world order where you're a manual labour slave and not even allowed to fap to porn at all.

that card game is fukd

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PRAISE BE

The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting the ignorant. The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. You approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that God's name is ERIS, and that He is a girl?" If he should answer "Yes." then he probably is a fellow Erisian and so you can forget it. If he says "No." then quickly proceed to:
THE BLIND ASSERTION and say "Well, He Is a girl, and His name is ERIS!" Shrewedly observe if the subject is convinced. If he is, swear him into the Legion of Dynamic Discord before he changes his mind. If he does not appear convinced, then proceed to:
THE FAITH BIT: "But you must have Faith! All is lost without Faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you don't have Faith." And then add:

THE ARGUMENT BY FEAR and in an ominous voice ask "Do you know what happens to those who deny Goddess?" If he hesitates, don't tell him that he will surely be reincarnated as a precious Mao Button and distributed to the poor in the Region of Thud (which would be a mean thing to say), just shake your head sadly and, while wiping a tear from your eye, go to:
THE FIRST CLAUSE PLOY wherein you point to all of the discord and confusion in the world and exclaim "Well who the hell do you think did all of this, wise guy?" If he says, "Nobody, just impersonal forces." then quickly respond with:
THE ARGUMENT BY SEMANTICAL GYMNASTICS and say that he is absolutely right, and that those impersonal forces are female and that Her name is ERIS. If he, wonder of wonders, still remains obstinate, then finally resort to:
THE FIGURATIVE SYMBOLISM DODGE and confide that sophisticated people like himself recognize that Eris is a Figurative Symbol for an Ineffable Metaphysical Reality and that The Erisian Movement is really more like a poem than like a science and that he is liable to be turned into a Precious Mao Button and Distributed to The Poor in The Region of Thud if he does not get hip. Then put him on your mailing list.

Never stop praising
Kek will bring in the new light

does anyone have a ancient kek statue, what is it made of? will it survive in my garden?

Yes and we love it, praise Kek.

praise

naming it only makes it stronger

>state enforced nofap
Sign me up

well, you can be my slave. Come over, clean my house, cook my food, mow my lawn, suck my dick, and when ur done I'll lock you in a cell in the basement and give you a basin to wash yourself, some drinking water, and some bread. Good?

We all are slaves to kek, and you can't fap either fag.

Sign me up

thats what the bjs are for. duh.

notes on altar construction

I'm trying to become a christian. Does that mean I need to stop worshiping Kek?

Jesus sucks Kek's chode, so I don't think it matters

Praise be to him

What a time to be alive