Legal user's Bar Review Show - Federal Crimes Edition

>12 multiple choice on U.S. federal criminal law
>pic related
>answers within only 3 minutes will be counted

How many out of 12 questions can you answer correctly?
Scoring:
1/12 = Niggers sometimes get it right
2/12 = Token
3/12 = Quadroon
4/12 = Wikipediaphile
5/12 = Paralegal
6/12 = 2L
7/12 = Juris Doctor
8/12 = Magistrate
9/12 = Esquire
10/12= Barrister
11/12= Attorney
12/12= COHEN

Clock starts when first user answers

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Question 1/12

#1 is B

On 0:62 answers will close

B (i don't think D applies federally?)

Let's see question 2.

Tort law is where this distinction matters.

A is the correct answer.

Answer was D

Question 2

D

manslaughter doesnt require.intent

Interdasting. You learn something new every day. Go on.

C?

C I'm pretty sure.

C

Damn I got 2 wrong

Either A or C, I'll go with C.

C

C. SILA, easy as shit

C

D

C

Make this into some kind of shitty survey thing you faggot. This way of running the poll is cancer.

C

C is the Correct Answer

I kind of agree. Also who cares. Common law is shit

b

Question 3

>12/12
Some piss guy

next q

...

A

C

C again?

D

C

C

Answer was C

C

D
C
C

Q4

>knows tools are weird illegal things only he should use
>im a cuck gimme your shit
>gibs
>oh they'll regret this
>s'ok go home
K

D

B

D

D

B?

A

B

I'm on 2/3, lets go Burglary

No wait, D.

D

D

D

Assuming the attached garage counts as a building, that is.

Q5

Gonna Post and reveal answers later, this is cancer.

Somebody answer this please. And if pulled over with lockpicking shit and you cant prove youre a locksmith is this not illegal? Thing is in common law the statutes don't matter. You can argue you just have them and then you go home and drink cocoa

C.

Doesn't matter. Neighbor never told him he couldn't borrow the care. The answer is A

B

You're pretty lazy for a law student.

B

I'm black, d

Wait i fucked that up isn't burglary taking something via force while Larceny is just stealing something?

I'm changing my answer to Larceny and
Forgery

B

lockpicking tools are not federally prohibited in the US

Youre right

A

I'm thinking A

Q6

nigger it's obvious he's doing this for our entertainment, you think a law student would go to fucking Sup Forums of all places for help on a practice BAR exam? baka

Why doesn't your constitution have private property rights guarantees

B.

A.

>isn't burglary taking something via force
lol no

D

but western movies taught me it's only legal to shoot a person from the front

lawyers are all jews

Go on, Mr. "Law sudent".

Sue me.

Oh wait.

You can't.

Because you're 90% lard.

B?

B

B

How is this post satire

A

A

Burglary is breaking into a building to steal something

Only distinction is an appearance or threat of illegal force

Q7

B, false pretenses.

I browsed Sup Forums during my bar review too, that shit goes on for 8 hours a day for 3 months.

threat or force is robbery

I'm thinking D, close second is B.

B

B

A

D

I know, this is me at the point of cracking

Right

I'm not gonna google and am assuming larceny by trick is fake shit, im going with false pretenses

burglary is breaking into someone's shit. And larceny is theft of something worth a certain amount of money. You're both retards

A

Almost this, kind of. Honestly murka uses weird ass language