God here. AMA

God here. AMA

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Why did you cuck Joseph?

What are your plans for the Jews?

Also, you're a faggot.

I was trying to lead by example.

Don't start the Apocalypse just yet! Shit's getting good.

Also interested.

Kek is only true god

They're the chosen people of Satan, they call him God. I plan to send them all to hell.

Also you're going to hell with that faggot Satan.

>Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
>Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
>Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
>Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
T:epic rush

so which is it?

If Trump gets murdered the apocalypse starts. He's a living deadman switch and his death opens the gates of hell.

I could prevent evil but I chose not to. I enjoy watching people suffer. Remember how I'm portrayed in the Old testement? Yeah thats right.

Why do you refuse to eliminate Lena Dunham and her stanking fishy piss scented gash from this world

Lena Durham is a demon in a body made by Jewish black magic. I can't eliminate her cause she was made with free will and thats against company policy.

when will you exterminate all muslims and give the assyrians power over the middle east?

Do you believe in Kek?
Is he more powerful than you?

Why couldn't you defeat the emus??

Fucking kill me lad

>God is wrong because he is authorian
>God is wrong because he is not authoritarian enough
God must really irk degenerates. Those who virtue signal call him evil, while those who champion evil say he is too good.

how do I kill you?

You're close to it... clouds of POO now contaminate the Earth... by 2020 you will be Super POOwer and kill God in the heavens.

Hey big G, how's it hangin'? Things are kinda hairy around here, do you think you could find it in your heart to do something about Trudeau? Maybe like, a plague of flies rummaging through his ruined rings or something hilarious.

Pretending to be God is like opening doors of Hades.

Enjoy your new demons.

I could but I'm not going to.
Kek is my non human manifestation.
Nobody can defeat the emus
I grant you 90 more years to live and erectile dysfunction
When all Indians poo in loo a being with more power than I shall be born.

Trudeau will be stopped soon. Don't worry. The USA will annex Canada by this time next year.
>talks about god
>mentions a pagan place.

Straight to hell with you boy.

Is Joseph the original cuck?

Wow the PEOTUS is doing a Q&A! youtube.com/watch?v=46zrey2IAak

Thanks God, take it easy eh? Boss man needs a day off too

why
to everything

I don't care about sex. You piece of shit god. End my miserable life NOW

God is an Aussie?

I want to take out a restraining order against you. At what address can the deputies find you?

God is a shitposter

>mfw god exists

Cause
I can't your suffering is too fun for me to watch
Yes. Australian shitposting is a manifestation of my divine will
Everywhere

fucking pussy god afraid of being surpassed makes my countrymen dumber than cats
I hope satan rapes you to death

makes sense

Hello, this is your ex. How did our son Jesus doing?

Ok listen m8.
I need the ability to teleport and see the future.
I want every single jew, muslim, neocon and shitlib to die, as well as US and China troops to be cometely dismantled.
Id also like 12 billion dollars but thats optional since if I can see the future it would be pretty easy to get.
K thx

Its not my fault you can't poo in loo.

Oh wait it is

...hahahaha

Hes still in a trauma induced coma, he's been that way since he got back.

what did you do with Diana?

> Implying you can't just do it yourself by going out for a walk
Or just go to the hospital, or school or the other fucking shit we're bombing

I like your attitude. How would you like a trainee ship as a cherubim?

Shes in hell fucking Hitler.

not even doubles

Id love that

Oh, I think his friend has bad influence on him, what was his name? Jude?

God, how can i know pi if it is an irrational number? I don't want an approximation or an answer with a specified tolerance, but the number itself. Do you KNOW pi in all its infinite decimal places?

Are there others of your species outside of your creation?

>God here. AMA
watchya doin' with all them cock-skins, m8...?

What was the true meaning behind The Great Emu War?

Judas

Yes don't worry the long term plan is all Jews will be going to hell. Although those without a foreskin aka alot of Americans will be joining them.
I know everything
No

They're going into a doomsday women built by Jews. The beauty cream thing is just a coverup

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

The only thing he did wrong was was not completing his work.

Of course the Aussie can't answer this...

but womyn have been defunct since the Garden of Eden yo...

If there is a god. It has its own way of goodness and evil. It has both at the same time, he created us to his image.
Embrace the strange.
Embrace your nature.
Embrace the All nature.
Forget your perception of good and bad, but don't forget about the people around you and their views, care for them, care for yourself.

dumpass....

>yfw god is an australian
>yfw existence is just one giant shitpost

JUST

Can you take a minute out of your busy schedule to make sure to Save the Queen?

WHY DO I HAVE BUTT HAIR

Why are you in Australia. Fuck off they're full.

God is an Abo

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

nice trips

>I could but I'm not going to.
Does the power of trips not compel you?

explain Kek to me God.

bless me with a gf, Godbro.

I'll donate a jar of Nutella or Skippy's for an Aussie of your choice.

what the fuck hey?

when will you release patch 5.31E fixing the homosexuality bug
and please remove feminists and ((((diversity)))) it makes life too hard