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Who do you prefer, Bongs or Krauts?
Ugh, from present day countries probably Bongs but not by much.
fuck krauts
Fuck bongs
>fuck krauts
fuck krauts
Too much Dr Seuss
I think poetry should rhyme
Except for haikus
Krauts are anti White
Bongs if they are really bongs.
Krauts are fucking autistic and have no sense of humour. British humour is truly amazing.
THICC
eternal ally bong
Both should be nuked.
you first abdul
Thanks Manuel. I hope things get better for ya. I know times have been hard lately.
both are enemies of europe
Still scared after all these years?
None, I have great respect for the bongs. And without Germany there would be no Europa.
I dont want to nuke any euro or western country.
they all have rich history and culture which i like to explore.
I had some of the best times of my life in bongland. Bongistans rural evergreen regions with the cozy cottages and all the sheep.
Its lovely. But the more you go inland the less you understand the people.
Its like trying to understand a drunk scot, fucking impossible.
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Nope. You are.
all three are. anglos allied with jews and continue to do their bidding, and krauts have brought turmoil to europe multiple times and are doing it again with the migrant crisis.
take the redpill noncountry
visited both countrys much, i prefer krauts and by this i mean the real krauts. bongs are to fucking anoying when their drunk. from all the places i been to in europe i like the dutch most, most of them are relaxed layed back people but hate the fucking anoying woman. french are the worst people imo. (for all of this im asuming were talking about the native people)
I also have a lot of respect for krauts. Your just miss represented.
I hate ARYANS, but love to drink their blood.
How do I deal with this dilemma?
We only want the opinions of real countries.
Drink only the blood of white liberals.
Sadly Bongs.
Germans will turn into a Caliphate sooner.
I didn't know we had a rivalry.
Brits are fat and ugly. If you support them I'll be forced to assume you're fat and ugly too.
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It's a hotly contested battle between you, UK and France for position of second most cucked country on Earth.
Sweden is the winner and undisputed champion but the silver is well and truly up for grabs.
Krauts.
Good to hear, I hope you have a good day my friend.
Myself.
Although the Jerries got some nice uniforms.
>hey (((Churchill))), (((we))) will give you money if you fuck the Nazis up
>but the Empire has other problems and the Germans just want to protect the future of their race and save oppressed Germans in Poland. They are not only not interested in war with us but see us as equal partners
>oy vey antisemit
>ok fuck it, it's 2 hours since I chugged a bottle of whisky anyways and I'm starting to sober up so just give me the money and I will do what you want.
>btw once you are done with raping and genociding the evil racist Germans we want a state of our own
>and where?
>Palastine!
>oh shit ...
Ever been to a history class?
fuck bongs
>I didn't know we had a rivalry
You literally started two world wars because of empire envy
Eastern germans are typically pretty cool. Bongs not in the middle of london, or other overly urban areas seem to suck considerably less cock, and are okay. Still take the scotts over then english any day though.
>those specific features
kek
>Eastern germans are typically pretty cool
Those are basically slavs.
They don't work and are all communist
You don't like germans
You like slavs.
I hate both but I have to go with the brits.
Germans + online-gaming = eternal hate
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Bongs, I buy my shaving kit from them. Taylor's of Old Bond Street is worth the price desu
>unironically believing that Germany started WW1 and WW2
>not realizing that the Brits and the French didn't like the fact that Germany became a strong independent nation by the end of the 19th century
is that pic from a freak show?
>lmao let me just invade this shitty country
>hurr we didn't start the war
No canada?
Why do people always seem to fawn over Scots? They're the most communist people in Europe and are all fat drunks with an inferiority complex.
>Eastern germans are typically pretty cool
Yeah, because they are half Slavs.
nowdays I prefer brits politically speaking, but in general krauts are great people, lots of intellectuals
Yanks think that scots are still "FREEDOOOM" types whereas in reality the majority are heavily pro immigration and eu.
AS a german, I can understand.
I stay away from other germans in online gaming, except maybe real life friends but even them are not fun to be around.
The amount of ^^ and xD and all that shit is just too much for me.
Krauts. Fuck eternal Anglo, Queen and British Empire
Fein, werde ich vermerken
>being this bluepilled
Keep on being a good goy Martin :^)
trips of thruth
nothing to add
anglos destroyed the german ppl literally back then and still right now.
more like 75% if you look at them.
Problem with them is, when they cant find some shitskin to hunt and beat up, they beat each other up.
And they are all on Meth over there.
Other than that the east is a lot better than the west.
>Liking either of us
We should all be genocided, along with the frogs.
You're going to the blood refinery for that one
>"Hey Pierre, let me walk into your country and rape your women"
>"No"
>"Hurrdurr we dindu nuffing, it was the jews"
Bongs in general but some krauts around here are pretty damn based. Bad krauts are BAD though.
>Problem with them is, when they cant find some shitskin to hunt and beat up, they beat each other up.
Is that right? Why aren't they trying to free Berlin from cancer?
>They're the most communist people in Europe and are all fat drunks with an inferiority complex
sounds like America and Scotland desu
The Bongs seem to have won this round.
Because Berlin is nowadays popuated only by liberal hipsters and turks
>Hey Pierre, let me walk into your country and rape your women
Things that never happened. All of you bluepilled fags have no understanding of european history. All you know is
>Germany bad, started two world wars herp derp
Congratulations on playing the (((elites))) into their hands
>tfw half bong, half kraut
Yours Eternally
Hello sir, would you mind getting in the Squad Car and coming down to the Blood Constabulary for questioning?
>gut and bad teeth on brit
>bush on german reveals hair isn't even blond
>jaundiced france
This gets funnier the more you look at it.
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We are the Bong. You will be assimilated.
Hi Kraut and Tea
You racemixing kike-enabler
Are you serious or just trolling? That's a manufactured stereotype of the media. East germany surely is dominated by physical labor. Someone has to do it, right? Also immigrants in West germany to a very large extend think east germany is nazi land. Funny how ((realityTV))) can divide even the closest brothers. I know families there who struggle to keep their house even with 4 of 5 people wage-slaving away for it.
IF ITS A KRAUT
BOMB IT OUT.
>implying the war wouldn't have been a footnote if a couple Belgian kikes didn't blow the bridges and tunnels in Belgium and delay Germany from forcing France out and thus ending the war
Because there are no germans left in berlin, or hardly.
Few hardcore football hools maybe.
And also the east is so poor they probably cant afford the train ride or the gas to berlin.
Ive lived in one of the worst districts of leipzig for a year when i was working there at the uni leipzig.
All these slav germans do is sleep till noon or longer, get drunk and high on speed and look for trouble. rinse and repeat the next day.
they are like your polish football hools / thugs, in any way pretty much.
Sounds like East Germany is a bit like the north of England.
I'm going guess that West Germany is where all the Muslims are? Just like how they are all down South of England.
Language and accent : bits
Brains and history : germanics
Blue eyes blond hair is top tier.
I could never trust someone who puts milk in their tea.
Its not nazi land
You are just lazy.
You know how much money you fuckers took to build bridges that go nowhere after we reuinited
You think refugees are bad because they take so much gibs? We could take 100 generations of them and they would not have taken as much money as the former DDR.
The only reason you guys beat up migrants is because you don't want them taking your gibs.
>History
>Germany has only been a country for a few hundred years
You know we count anything before that too.
Same people, different banners.
I hate both.
I prefer Dad
Yup, exactly. Only thing overrun to the point of no return in east germany is berlin. The rest is being worked on intensively by expropriation and forced integration. It baffles me, that media is able to justify those crimes. People don't seem to comprehend it
go fuck yourself you east german scumbag
You are subhumans, worse than any refugees or turks.
You are inept, violent savages.
We should have never ever let you subhumans in.
I have better personal experiences with literal refugees than with nigger east germans.
Kill yourself
Who do bongs prefer, the burger, the leaf, or the roo
I prefer Bongs because Portugal said so.
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I wonder why?
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I like the US followed by Australia. Canada has let Dad down.
The US and Australia are the Bush presidents. Canada is Jeb.
Krauts
kek saved.
You're adopted.
le angloman is still black and white kek
Nah, I'm living right in the center of multiculturalism of germany and it is ecactly this, which teaches you to respect both ways of living -segregated or multicultural-.
German government doesn't respect that and gets it's legitimacy to do this by guys like these 2.
You are arguing just like the lefty fascists and are no better. Don't try to justify your thinking by drawing me as the devil I am not.
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You god damn know that Berlin is a special case when it comes to this whole reunification bullshit.
Krauts are Europe-hating niggers. The US should have nuked them along with Japan.