Leafs are suggesting we should be taking masturbation breaks at work

>leafs are suggesting we should be taking masturbation breaks at work

are they, dare i say it, right for the first time ever?

guess (((who))) are behind it?

Nope

Buddhists have been MGTOW for 2,500 years, but over 95% end of breeding and having kids, they aren't suppose to have sex or even look at women sexually. They take away the power that women have over men, they take away the special snowflake syndrome that is created when they have hundred guys chatting them up on dating apps all at once. By doing this they also take away outcome dependency, their ego isn't stunted by "not getting laid". While also preying upon the fact women WANT to be chased, so when a guy isn't chasing them, he comes off as having higher social value, and thus these women chase them (cat string theory). It's the guy they can't have, give a cat the string and it will stop playing with it.

Buddhists focus on training the body (Physically fit, determined, also increasing attraction "training increases testosterone levels"), and the mind. Women follow men, but today men follow women, and so, we have lost our power. Be leaders, not followers, and women will correct themselves to get you. It is then, that you will plant your seed. Get lean, and stay lean, focus on your development "Studies showing that the more fat you carry, the lower your testosterone levels will be". No more beer as well "as alcohol consumption definitely has a negative impact on testosterone levels" Eat your veggies to remove some estrogen we get from plastics, toothpaste, and even our water supply "vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower and cabbage. Cruciferous vegetables contain indoles, which have been shown to remove the bad estrogens from our body."

"Mike Tyson, who abstained because he felt like having sex before fights made him a “weaker boxer"
"Muhammad Ali – who wouldn’t have sex for 6 weeks before his big fights."
"Many highly successful men of the past have also abstained in order to use the sexual energy as a fuel for other things, these guys include: Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, William Shakespeare, Abraham Lincoln"

Why not have actual sex instead? Way to set the bar lowest as possible cucks.

Most religions prohibit masturbation, conservation of your seed. Some even consider it a death sentence, a slow loss of the soul. The physical and psychology research we have done today confirms the ancient wisdom against masturbation, and especially porn. Medically, when you conserve your sperm, you increase your masculinity, and testosterone. Why is this a good thing?
(Some of these are development stages, some are not)
>Growth of the penis and testes
>Growth of facial, pubic, and body hair
>Deepening of the voice
>Getting taller
>Growth of muscle mass and strength, increased bone density and strength, and stimulation of linear growth and bone maturation
>Motivation/Drive
>Attractiveness (increased for women who are ovulating), studies show that women sense the amount of testosterone men have, and thus fertility
>Higher energy levels
>Improved cognition
>Decreased risk of osteoporosis
>Better insulin management

What are some consequences of low testosterone levels?
>A drop in sex drive
>Poor erections
>Low sperm count
>Enlarged or tender breasts
Low testosterone is connected to a condition called Gynecomastia (female breast development in men). This is a form of cancer (most cases benign cancer)
>Frailty and bone loss
>Lack of confidence
>Depression
>Irritability
>Difficulty sleeping
>Higher fat storage

"It’s known that short-term abstinence of 3 weeks can slightly increases testosterone levels in healthy human subjects, and one interesting study shows a significant 145% spike in T at the 7th day of abstinence". There is also how much of the testosterone your body can utilize and absorb via receptors and the balance between androgen and estrogen numbers which is more important than raw testosterone numbers. The longer you abstain, the better your body will utilize.

Masturbation actually hinders our ability to use our own testosterone, but that not all, INCREASES our estrogen receptors. Masturbation makes you more female, abstinence makes you more masculine.
"It has been seen that after multiple ejaculations a sharp decline in androgen receptors takes place inside the hypothalamus, and not only that, but a sharp increase in estrogen receptors follows as well. One rodent study also found out that 1 or 2 ejaculations in short span of time increased androgen receptor activity in the body, while 4 or more ejaculations caused a significant drop in the activity of AR, suggesting that ejaculating yourself to “sexual exhaustion” might lower your body’s ability to utilize androgens."

Even though I say all of that, I'm not saying to stop having sex. I'm saying to stop chasing sex. "Sex and touch with another human releases oxytocin, which limits and shortens the effect that prolacting is going to have on your hormones and dopamine after ejaculating. Jerking off is more taxing to your body and mind." Sexual contact releases compensatory neurotransmitters that speed recovery, as well.

I love how you have literally no idea about buddhism.

They worship females, a female is even considered necessary to reach the state of enlightenment. Just not in a sexual way, necessarely.

I already do this anyways so...

>a female is even considered necessary to reach the state of enlightenment.
I have read many sutras about reaching the state of enlightenment and none of them involved females, what sutra do you speak of?

Who the fuck gets horny at work?

This pic is degenerate

No no they mean take breaks to masturbate your dog

Masturbation is sinful. Try NoFap today for a testosterone boost!

the sutra of shut the fuck up dumb laowai

What's stopping them? Their bathrooms don't have doors on the stalls?
I've been taking masturbation breaks at work since 2006

>walk up to the urinal
>boss is there
>shit, he's already beating off
>start beating off beside him
>do i make small talk?

end of a civilisation in only 60 years

Who get horny enough at work that you want to beat it in the bathroom? These faggots must have some nice cushy jobs and clean bathrooms. I don't even like to venture into the stalls to shit, let alone blow a load.

You sound like a pussy so it makes sense that you would have an anemic sex drive.

I've been doing this for years.

I beat off at work at least once per day

And you sound like a degenerate that gets off to shit.

So you're telling me if I masturbate more I'll get a cute feminine penis? Brb.

No. No you do not.

When I started nofap I started getting constant boners at work
>work standing up
>front door of walmart
>cuties and slut constantly walking through
It was rough to say the least, I would have to press up against the carts so that it wouldn't show

>This one time a lady walked in wearing pic related (except the thin veil coming from the bra stopped before the belly button.
>Turned every head in the store including mine
>literally wearing fucking pic related
>my jaw drops along with every other guy
This chick was model tier too, every feature was perfect. She must have just been an exhibitionist.
>talking with coworkers about it
Apparently she has done this before but I never saw it again

Katya Clover, has a boyfriend who was some skinny shy dude. He posted her pics everywhere and she got famous, picked up by a modeling agency. She ditched him the second she got money. She then posed with some BBC between two ripped guys with giant dicks strait after they broke up.

lmao the kikes are so worried about Trump their fast-tracking you egregious shitposters

we should import qt asian and arabs to serve as relief receptacles for sexual emergencies

Topkek

>we should be taking masturbation breaks at work
>implying we don't do already

SAUCE

performance would go down 20%

Science says performance will go down

who cares about whores, she already produced good content, now can go die in some ditch for all I care.