My parents offer to take my girlfriend and I to the cinema. My girlfriend is Japanese. My mother asks in the car...

My parents offer to take my girlfriend and I to the cinema. My girlfriend is Japanese. My mother asks in the car, "Does your girlfriend speak English?". "Would your girlfriend like popcorn?" wtf

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Fucking race tratiors

>my mommy drove me to the movie
wut, why

Tell her to expect weird questions

Why would your mommy ask her if she like cop porn?

Well, does she?

Op is either a stinking Neet without a drivers license or underaged, i don't know what's worse

Your family despise your Jap

in her defense nips cant into english

your dad probably fought Japs during WW2, you disgusting race traitor

he's going to snap and kill her

That is nice that your mom played along with you and your pillow girl.

>Your dad is at least 90 years old
Something tells me his daddy didn't fight in WW2 champ.

>t.rice farmer

What he actually means by "my girlfriend is japanese" is that his girlfriend is an anime body pillow. His mom is at her wit's end dealing with her autistic weaboo son, and is at the point where she is willing to parade them around town like he is normal.

She asks if his girlfriend likes popcorn, because she already knows the girlfriend likes butter. Butter is what OP uses to lube himself before he fucks a crease in said body pillow every day.

We'll pray for you, OP.

Jeremy Bentham. Back in the day the UCL kids stole his head. Now they protest for more immigration and less gender stereotypes.

How times change.

No need to lie here britbong

nice fantasy you got there nigger

Who the fuck are you to judge him? You don't know his pops. I fought in the first world war last night. I was the only black guy there and it was fucking awesome.

Your mother probably doesn't approve of your relationship.

body pillows can't eat popcorn

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>no qt Jap girlfriend

Why live?

Well does she?

FUCKING LYING PIECE OF SHIT!
Battlefield taught me that WW1 was fought & won by niggers and some poo in loos but you seriously try to claim that you were the only nigger? I'm going to need a fact checker on this one.

Neets without a drivers license are worse, i know from experience as ive had friends who were that and are typically your beta-communist cock sucker who go into their thirties blaming their mother for all the reasons their life was fucked up.

at least underage has a small excuse, but still shouldnt be here. but fuck it, red-pill the youth!

underattttted