Dump your pockets pol! Explain why you don't carry at least 50% of pic related
ITT: pol dumps their pockets
*unzips fedora*
If you don't carry you are a pleb
>pic related
I'm naked right now, having a nice shit before I shower.
>pooping with clothes on
how the fuck do plebs even do it?
>not taking a dump in the shower
?? ?
Car keys, wallet, knife, and cell phone are all I carry or need.
>Chevy Equinox keys
My nigga
Can't carry where I live, and alcohol and cigarettes are massive risk factors for a variety of ailments. I dont poison myself.
>drinks liquid jew
>smokes herbal jew
>thinks he's redpilled
>I'm a neo nazi and also too much of a coward to go out without a gun
>pipe
>no tobacco
Why?
>I'm a faggot leaf look at how many dicks I can suck at once
I have a buck 119 that I carry to that's an awesome knife
Can't dump, at work, but....
Have pistol, cigarettes, vape,utility knife.
>knife fighting ends with everyone bleeding out
>brass knuckles useless unless you want assault with deadly weapon, just shoot.
>broke my pipe
>vape easier than smoking at work
Field notes, fuck yes. I'm carrying the moon quarterly.
Walther PPS
Keys
Wallet
Cellphone
That is it.
The G26 is so tiny, how do you hold it properly? Girl hands?
Go back to your contaiment board faggot
The Knucks are for any vagrants that touch me. I work downtown in a metro area, I don't want to shoot an unarmed bum and draw attention, but I will knock one the fuck out
My edc is a S&W bodyguard with 2 reloads, a folding knife, phone, wallet, flashlight, pen, and keys.
I dont carry 3 knives because i only have 2 hands.
What's that middle knife, user?
What if one gets stuck in a vertebrae?
>tfw live in Chicago
>tfw can't carry any knife with longer than a 2.5 inch blade
>tfw pigs took my grandpa's knife off me at a traffic stop once because i didn't know that bullshit rule
Checked. Buck 119 Special
I smell a very cringeworthy op here
Why do you carry a beer with you?
I smell a speecy spicy meatball
If im using the knife to fight that probably means i ran out of ammo. I really dont worry about it.
Pinky slips off. The downside of having a small portable pistol. But you wouldn't know that would you, disarmed pleb.
It's tasty?
>Buck 119 Special
Thanks
Try to bath from time to time
That's pretty risky man. Many, many bums are in poor health and can easily die from a solid blow even if it isn't to the head.
That's fine if it's quiet.
>Field notes
Hello Dwight
Yep. No CCW because fucking commiefornia
fuck, meant for
Sure it's all fine until the local PD decides to actually look into this one and you're hit with murder 2.
Nah, as I stated, it's only for if the try to touch me. Covert Self-defense is crucial in urban environments
>mfw Commiefornian in a county with sheriff's that love CC'ing citizens
Sacramento can suck my dick, Tuolumne County gives no fucks.
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>two-and-a-half inches in length
So what happens if you have a 2.5" long blade, but it's like 12" wide and the sides come to points instead of being parallel?
Also, how does this ruling handle non-euclidean blades?
Noice knoif
the camcorder really ties it together
what do you guys think?
The Columbine Special.
The Camcorder is even the right date approximately.
I think that's the g43. g26 is fatter.
I have that same Buck knife.
>no boku no pico
a sht
First of all why the fuck are you carrying a beer in your pocket. Are you an alcoholic?
Second of all, that beer is meh, tastes like shitty American rip-off of a Duvel.
Give me a real American brew, like a Terrapin or a Creature Comforts. Those are tru American beers.
no gun cuase i live in a safe 1st world country
>not shitting in the street
How do whites even do it?
>non-euclidean blades
Nigga cops don't care about blades that don't exist in physical space
FORGET RUSSIANS, ISRAELI INFLUENCE ON US ELECTION EXPOSED:
dump ur butthole nub
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>A safe 1st world country
we're a very puritanical society we don't just defecate where we ride our scooters
The im still in highschool thread
knife of all time
jokes on you I graduated and now attend adult daycare
it's not like you need more than your grade 10 anyhow
How's Athens?
>Field notes
What do you take notes of?
>11 jan 2017, 5:42 PM: Spotted a nigger at Best Buy
>carrying three knives around with no sheathes.
>brass knuckles in the current year
>Putting a glass bottle in your pocket instead of just drinking it
>hipster pip.
OP needs to put the bullets in that gook gun and mcfucking kill himself.
>cherrypick
your murder rate 5x higher than the uk
>only one katana, no shurikens
>no MLP stuffy
>no tendies
Try harder normie
I guess if it's as small as or smaller than your erect cock it's legal
top kek
The leaf knows that facts trigger the gunfag more than anything.
Get used to your pinkies interlocking and not gripping the mag
It's actually an easy gun to use and an amazing 10 round 9mm pocket gun
>11 sep 1488 16:00 uneventful commute on the Trump Wall maglev
Oh, I'm just not capable of getting a gun due to the background checks that are designed to keep crazy people from acquiring a gun. Luckily, I can do a lot of damage with the knife.
You don't carry that bottle with you you fucking retard fuck off
too much soul healing
Only in nigger neighborhoods
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>implying that blasting shit off the side of your scooter and into the face of pedestrians isn't the most alpha thing you can do
I see people getting extended mags or at least just mags with their own grip on the end sometimes.
Phone and brass knuckles...
Why the makarov mag?
you have a point I just haven't replaced my mudflaps since they tore off doing donuts in the middle of a dennys
Because I keep a makarov in my truck
>tfw San Diego
I have no defense against the burrito hordes
i like to tear up the local nigress' mud flaps
Because I don't have any pockets because im not wearing pants
Switchblades are useless and carried by fags, the buck knife is nice but a good fixed blade fighting knife is much smaller and carries better, and I wouldn't be caught dead without a pistol chambered in a better manstopping caliber if walking around with such a small mag. If a gun carries