I'll start...
Anderson Cooper killed in a plane crash!
Your turn...
I'll start...
Anderson Cooper killed in a plane crash!
Your turn...
PENIS
leaves take a break from shitposting
Texas and Alaska join the confederate states of Russia!
Don't meme Anderson to death he's hot.
Earth is kicked out of the sun's orbit and becomes an ice planet and all life on the surface dies.
the end
The Skelegates appear
The Singularity happens
Buzzfeed dies like gawker
Hillary Clinton has been rushed to a New Jersey hospital purportedly in serious condition.
Race war
Bill Clinton an-heroes
If I were going to pick a happening, give me good ol'd captain tripps.
Fast moving flu that wipes out 99.4% of the global population so fast there's still food on the shelves?
It's an apocalyptic paradise. No want for supplies, minimal risk of banditry and bullshit. The world is your oyster.
what about all the nuclear plants and other chemical shit that will blow up when there is nobody to maintain it?
Lisa Lampanelli dies painfully (preferably from a nignog beating)
Liberals will continue to lose
CIA operative failed assasination attempt on Trump and Pense. Critically wounds Pense, Trump Fine. Trump declares martial law, has Intelligence Community jailed and executed. Fascism starts.
Praise Kek
A fast moving pandemic isn't instant. Most power plants would gradually be shut down as people stopped coming to work.. Over the course of a week or two, society just grinds to a halt as fewer and fewer people show up to do their jobs for fear of the disease.
Pakistan vs India. With nukes it will be glorious.
I wish for some kind of highly potent mutation virus to breakout from a lab in Jew York or some other densely populated city so that there would be an outbreak of murderous mutants in the country. Kind of like a mix of Endtown and Resident Evil.
OP gets aids cancer.
ISIS finds radioactive materials hidden in the desert. The entirety of Israel nuked in the upcoming months.
Implying they can make a fucking nuke
I don't know man, if they're capable of making bombs from basic kitchen equipment they should be able to make a nuke with enough funding. Didn't you see this vid when it was still up?
>youtube.com
anarco-capitalism is adopted and the world turns into prosperous privately owned city states
We discover QT ayy lmaos.
Obama instigates WW3 with Russia and declares martial law so that he can stay in power
World Peace comes back.
The TV show that is.
Deportation of all radical Muslims.
Black Lives Matter teams up with the street gangs to stage a siege of Chicago
ayy lmao invaded earth but defeated by god emperor trump
Massive public gang raping of German women, maybe at public event like Oktoberfest. Something that would dwarf NYE 2015. A street taken over by refugees and every German woman raped while brothers and husbands forced to watch. It's the only thing that might save Germany.
Something similar to the events at the end of Watchmen. Super weapon goes off destroying a major city and world peace happens.
all muslims period*
oh, jews and negroes too
Hollywood chomos finally exposed
Frauke Petry raped by a white male
KEK WILLS IT
California secrets and falls into the ocean
Seceeds
Soros dies of heart attack!
Incompetent faggot son left in charge of evil multinational Jewery organization.
kulie jenner in a coma after bigger butt implants surgery
>a fucking leaf
>image
wat?
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casey neistat exposed by wikileaks for shilling in exchange for the cnn deal, also documents revealved that he was promoted by the (((msm))) just to shill during the campain. please kek grant us this one!
Marine elected
Bitcoin hits $10,000
merkel, ruinfeldt, the welder, mona mudslime, all feminazis die in super-aids.
Fuck that rat faced, sucked eyed, troll faced hook nosed kike.
Wow aesthetic
Trump actually uncucks us.. He wont. It was all just a pipe-dream.
After a reported stabbing incident during a Newark fund raiser, Chelsea Clinton has been air lifted to an undisclosed hospital with injuries described as "life threatening".
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Trump gets killed by salty liberals.
I just wish Putin fall for the bait of Obama.
WW3 happening!
Oh, this is gonna be good .... let's see:
The ""refugee"" who took a selfie with Merkel and his pals take an entire school hostage like in Beslan, Dagestan, and they blow it up while CNN is broadcasting it live into the entire world. 400 dead children, 20 dead teachers, 10 dead terrorists, 2 million Euros damage. It then turns out that Ahmed has toured German mosques hate preaching and this was known to Merkel's authorities for a year. Public outrage, coalition parties fail in national elections, AfD takes over and re-introduces concentration camps for fugees. 2017 best year ever!
Lmao a nuke is way harder to make than a goddamn IED
The Big One finally hits and California is plunged into the sea, killing millions of liberals.
Fuck this pepe looks so comfy
Wish I had a chair, blanket, window and nuclear holocaust just like that
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A little less time typing that novel and you coulda had quints.
Now Merkel will be re-elected in a landslide.
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ok
The hate is growing steadily. Let's see what happens on sunday when 300 Nazi Turks are going on a protest march in my town. Btw. the same Social Democrat chief of police denied 50 German Nazis the same thing in summer.
leonardo dicaprio won his first oscar!
How would you know. A couple of engineers with just a basic idea of what they're doing got it right on the first try.
0. Anderson Cooper is really straight and was pandering to the Libs.
4. Hillary Clinton found to be Pizzagate coordinator.
9. Three-way WW3 with Russia, USA, and China
Its not the actually difficulty of assembly, though that obviously has to be pretty precise. The challenge is getting the radiological material.
Violence ends and world peace ensues, thanks to our Lord King Donald John Trump. As Trump breathes his last, Christ and Mary will come down and escort him to the right hand of the Father.
The UN is abolished and catgirls are real now!
TURN ON CNN!
So a bit like Prototype? And just contained to the game's borders? Completely on-board with that.
This comfy guy too
anderson cooper fired from CNN for twitter rant, forced to take a job at buzzfeed.
As I said, apparently there's tons of it in the syrian desert. Burried there by the Russians. Just what I've heard.
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Donald Trump announces at his inauguration plans for world domination, as tanks and jet fighters scroll across the screen, and american's get to sit on their ass with all expenses paid for the rest of their days, while poorer countries foot the bill.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU PAYS FOR THE WALL
lone gunman
Several dirty bombs going off in Vienna killing everyone there. ISIS retaliation for hosting some international talks or whatever idgaf
>World domination
A nation that was in it's peak at the time tried it and failed. What makes you think your country with countless economical, social and other problems will succeed, Juan?
Titan humanoid frog spotted in Egypt.
currency collapses and a race war starts
Putin vs Trudeau deathmatch
>total war in Africa
>niggers vs. muslims
>North Africa gets it shit together, builds a strong buffer between Europe and shithole countries
>Europe supports them wit money as long as they keep their shitskin out of Europe
>muslims worldwide travel to Africa to fight against infidel, ISIS focuses on niggers and Africa
>Russia and Assad control Syria and Iraq
>Turkey sucking dick worldwide, no pause, after sucking Merkels dick Erdogan travels to Moscow to suck Putins dick
>a few years later we have less niggers and less muslims on the planet, due to the drastic decline in population climate change is under control
>Africa as a failed continent gets a new start