All the large watergates have been shut (last time this happened was 2007)

>all the large watergates have been shut (last time this happened was 2007)
>waterboards are on high alert
>powerful storm incoming

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The Netherlands will finally take a hit for the greater good

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use the sandniggers as floatation devices for your goods and belongings

>Assen

Good riddance. Be sure to wear your clogs Peer.

I've always wanted to live near the sea :)

Its a little wind

It was enough to push down a few fences and bins

Tfw randstad

>building a fucking country under sea level
>at the fucking coastline

We'll be fine.

>tfw in the safe zone

Only shitskins will suffer from this since they can't swim

We'll be fine

>Losing the worst parts of the country
Why is this bad?

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This map shows where the most non-white migrants live.

It'd be a great purifying flood...

Geert will take over

You're about to get extra refugees

RANDSTAD

The worlds largest robot, pic related, is expected to close tomorrow. That thing is so important humans aren't involved in the decision making of closing the thing. Closing the barrier shuts of Europe's largest port (Rotterdam).

most of them will die anyway
we might get some hot tall girls though!!

Nee! De Nederlands is goed! Ik spreek Nederlands en Engels, en ik houd van de Geert Wilders. Ik steun het PVV.

I wonder how this storm is going to affect the Brits. Their water defence is shit.

Nope. I live in the west, but around a local system of dikes that should prevent flooding. I'll just go walk around on the dikes rescuing white swimmers and pushing off brown 'uns.

Being 20m above sealevel helps a lot

Who's the nigger who thought it was a good idea to build a country below sea level next to the sea?

Thousands of people have already been evacuated because of flooding risks in the south of England. Scrublords can't do water defences.

Nee, wij houden van regent.

Day of the paste when?

At least you don't have a high nog concentration like New Orleans.

The seas will run red... and white and blue.

East Yorkshire, UK here. Wind blew a few plants and chairs over in my garden. Had a bit of trouble sleeping due to noise. Not that bad though. Its meant to be snowing tonight. Doubt it will. Reckon you dykejumpers will be ok.

The brushing is upon you Colgate.

Hardcore merchants

It's storming today?

Tfw Noord Brabant

Jij zijn goede goyim.

Nothing happend in 2007 and nothing will happen now.

Krijg kanker schijtpaler

>live in leiden
>work in amsterdam
>family in the hague
fuck me

We're meant to have snow mostly. Which will mean delays and other panic because of 10cm of it

You do realise this just means non-Western Europeans.
We have an American/NATO headquarters base here in Limburg

the same county which colonized and partly founded you so have some respect you americunt

Jij zijn fucked.

>not day of the rinse

*bent
t. kees

When all of toothpaste is down the drain we'll retake rightful Austrian clay, and this land flourish once again.

Bullshit. It's non-Western (=not European, American, Australian, New Zealander, Canadian) migrants per town as a percentage.
So basically Moroccans, Turks, Antilleans, Surinamers, Ghanaians, Eritreans, Somalis, Sudanese, Iraqis, and other scum.

good ridance. just went on a trip to Europe and passed through a few airports on the way.

Belgium and the Netherlands were literally 20% muslim. Sooo many sandnigs. We might have blacks and spics but they're not gonna be cutting anyone's head off any time soon.

Live half a kilometer from the sea. I'll keep you guys up to date

Zaandam here, I welcome the flood.

Let Kek provide my guidance.

Oh wait, lol

>living below sea level
If you all get drowned, don't say you didn't have it coming

typ is duidelijk nederlands kanker buitenlander

>rightful austrian clay
I think you mean rightful slavic clay

Greater Moravia when?

R I P brits

northerners gonna get rekt yet again

>tfw shitty apartment in utrecht will increase in value for becoming a beach apartment

>snow expected tomorrow
>have to travel by train to make an exam
Tomorrow's going to be stressful day, I know it...

swamp germans and refugees. you will not be missed.

The worst area is actually Essex near clacton and colchester

ik hou je op het woord

Jullie houden van mannen. :)

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Zal toch wel meevallen he?

Literally nothing of value was lost. Europe will be made great again without the presence of toothpaste.

THANKS TRUMP

Leeuwarden here, feels good that I'm not about to drown

>Cucking yourself out of existence

>Literally nothing of value was lost.

oh hey sweden

Brits are gonna get drowned
We're next

Europe will rot away without us

>Sweden

Tfw living 7 meters below sea level.

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>tfw southern amsterdam
>tfw live right in a polder in amstelveen

So I guess the Pakis are going to drown now...

>close barrier
>water just goes around it
??????

2007 United Kingdom floods
>Property damage about £6.5 billion
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_United_Kingdom_floods

2012 Great Britain and Ireland floods
>Property damage €1.2 billion
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Great_Britain_and_Ireland_floods

2015–16 Great Britain and Ireland floods
>Property damage £1.5bn
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015–16_Great_Britain_and_Ireland_floods

2013–14 United Kingdom winter floods
>Deaths: at least 17 dead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013–14_United_Kingdom_winter_floods

Godverdomme dat is laag,
Welje regio?

For

Brits you just don't understand flooding

Now the sea lives in you.

>Only shitskins and socialists drown.

How is this bad?

>Sweden

*Jij bent een goede goy.
Goyim is het meervoud van goy als ik het mij goed herinner.

>Jullie houden van mannen
Lol, he called you a faggot.
That amuses me more than it should.

>tfw not a shitskin or socialist
>tfw gonna drown

SAFE ME

This is why your country is flooding every year and ours is not.

this is what happens when you don't vape

APELDOORN GEKSTE

>LMAO NETHERLANDS WEED DUDE

Never heard that before, so original

We're prepared toothpaste
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-38593857

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Watch it Paco or else your Mexican filled hell hole will be by treaties made rightful Austrian clay considering the Maximilian of Mexico lineage.

If I open that dam, will you die?

>Swamp Germans

We have more culture and have contributed more to society than your pathetic colony ever will.

T. Belgfag living in the Netherlands next to the border

There are huge storms at Baltic sea so your Atlantic coastline should be even worse than our little lake.

Can't use toothpaste without water

Ours doesn't flood from the sea inwards, it floods from the rivers outwards (because that's what rivers do).

That said the Somerset Levels are reclaimed land but they haven't flooded due to the sea. Yet.

Hoe noem je een Belg op 1 been?

Een Vlamingo

Onze broeders net als de Afrikaners.
Wel veilig waar je bent dan? Ik zit in het Oosten dus geen problemen hiero.

Really makes you think.

Difference is, our preparations make sure everyone can stay safely at home while your preparations include hasty evacuations of villages up and down the coast and millions in flooding damage every year. I'll be sleeping in my own warm bed tonight; thousands of people in Essex are sleeping on cots in a library tonight.