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>Idlib Dec24
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>Aleppo Dec22
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>Palmyra Dec18
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Developments Jan 12
>Suicide bombing in Damascus, many dead & wounded
>SDF statement yesterday where they claimed to have no affiliation or ties to the PKK, Syria
>Turkey bogged down in Syria as it realigns with Russia
>Six civilians have died in Der Al Furat, due to shelling by Turkey on Al Bab District
>Turkey-backed rebels advance on Qabasin, north-east of Al Bab
>ISIS broke out of a pocket in north Raqqa countryside
>Two civilians died in airstrike against Debsi Afnan in Raqqa governorate
>Damascus Governor says agreement has been reached with Wadi Barada rebels
>SAA managed to seize more than 50 percent of Hazrama in East Ghouta
>Clashes are ongoing in Dara'a between rebels & government forces

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hi guys
I left internet after the Kweires airbase liberation
What did I miss?

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to your descendants I give this land, from western Iberia to Greece (and also Constantinople bcz fuck roaches)
(Genesis 17:14)

We took the big one, Aleppo one month ago today

so superior

>saudee think theyre tough when they bomb a little girl goin to school

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>assad and his qt wife will be murdered in our lifetime

On the contrary, they will probably retire and live out their last years on a beach in Latakia

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theyll probably have to walk around with blyatwater goons for the rest of their lives tho. sad!

>blyatwater

There is compulsion in snus.

Stop talking about my ex pls

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"We wuz sarmats" - Jan Zamoyski

Kek. Saved

He's just sexually frustrated and jealous so he must moralfag you to feel better..don't mind him

Is turkey & russia coordinating airstrikes a serious threat to IS in eastern aleppo province?

he needs to get a new gun that one has scratches on it

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pls do it

So it appears that the news went from "zomg albab offensive from Kuweires NOW" to "forces are amassing at Kuweires". Im at a point where if I see news of "troops ammasing" Ill probably lose my shit. Like FUCK can their logistics suck more? It always takes them so much time to move their ass somewhere. Its not like you have to drive for a week to places, Syria is not that big. The ride from Damas to Aleppo is like 7 hours if you had to use the shittiest roads and only drove 50km/h. S M H

Who does Charles and Atlantic Council cronies want to arm now?

>posting Sukhoi lewds

This is prolly true. But he studies med. Their girls are HNNNNNG. I'm actually amazed that he's moralfaging me. Homs bro would've approved :^(

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How can Ruskies even compete?

Alcohol :^(

You still have the weed, so we're kind of in the same boat. Tell me more about smoking weed in Syria.
Is it easy to score some?
How much does it cost (compared to before the war)?
Whats the penalty for getting caught smoking (or what was it before the war? I guess nobody cares now)

they've been talking about amassing forces in south Aleppo for weeks too.

More of the same translator

Learn to read cyrilic, take this pic and you are ready to operate in Syria.

A takfiri zionist polytheist fire-worshipping professor and shiite mullah was teaching class on Ali, a known kuffar

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ali (peace be upon him) and accept that he was the most holy being the world has ever known, even greater than Muhammad!”

At this moment, a brave, devout, Sunni islamist champion who had bombed 1500 Shia temples and understood the necessity of jihad and fully supported all military decisions made by Saudi Arabia stood up and held up a copy the Quran

”Who is the true defender of the faith, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “The Ayatollah, you stupid Sunni”

”Wrong. Muslims don't worship a flame and 12 false prophets. If your Ayatollah is, as you say, the defender of the faith… then he would be ruling Mecca and Medina by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Avesta. He stormed out of the room crying those Iranian crocodile tears. The same tears Iranians cry for the “Shia” (who today live in such apostasy that they draw pictures of the prophet) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving Saudi royal family. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Xerxes Khamenei, wished he had accepted the one true faith and become more than a jewish crusader puppet. He wished so much that his cult had legitimacy from the historical khilafa, but he himself had rejected it!

The students applauded and all destroyed false idols that day and accepted Muhammad (pbuh) as their prophet. An eagle named “Abu Bakr” flew into the room and perched atop the Saudi Arabian Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Shahadah was recited several times, and Allah himself showed up and enacted a Zakat tax across the country

The professor lost his tenure and was beheaded the next day. His body was eaten by vultures which burst into flames and died as well

Allahu Akhbar

Actually I am sexually frustrated; I am a straight male in his prime, with no socially acceptable sexual outlet.


Jealous ? not really.

I honestly don't know how to handle this.. I would love to get a long nofap streak going, my longest is only 30 days.

Maybe when moralfagging, it is the voice of my society's super ego.

What do ?

Do they need more than "ORLY VPERED" and "NAZAD"?

yeah theyve been amassing their mass since this war started. nobody really seems to be in a hurry to end this war huh

Nazad is the longest in Arabic.
65WAT

Stop it Abu Mohammad Al-Hispani, nobody cares

>What do ?

Stop eating out of the trashcan of ideology

Interesting stuff, do you think these are commercially available in milsurp shops in Russia?

Masturbate. Allah won't see.

>youtube.com/channel/UCSelGrgxKyKFrugrfns3FBA/

Hey if nobody is gonna add content to this page someone give me administration over it and I will add content

>Vpered-nazad
Doubt they even need that. Dont think our army will stop by random syrians and will start asking them "Where is Damascus" or tell me to "Patch me up".
Pretty sure we already know everything and got everything covered.

But in case of emergency, there is a chance that it will be helpful.

trick question:
who would win, ahl al-sunna or ahl al-nasr?

Dont think so. But finding a proper dictionary is not a big deal.
Although i'd personally pick this little one.

>Iranian_Sniper.jpg

Linking my insightful posts because I'm getting drunk as fuck tonight and will only shitpost from now on~

>Before the war

No idea. I was 14. The first time I smoked weed was in 2014 when our President got re-elected.

Gram is around 3 bucks atm.

>the penalty

13 days in prison and you have to give at least one name who smokes weed with you or your dealer. Now if you're a dealer that's a whole other thing.

And it's not easy to get weed if you don't know (cool) people.

Let me tell you what to do.
Score one of your colleagues come on man we have a shortage in guys

Ironically my parents never fed me an ideology; be it religious or ethical.

And I think it is a bad and good at the same time , one one hand I am mentally free to adopt any dogma I please.
On the other hand, this triggers instability in mind and action.

You see, absence of pussy triggers philosophy.

shitty comic

unmanly.

how can it be hard to get weed? You're right next door to Lebanon ffs.

>You see, absence of pussy triggers philosophy.

>Be Syrian peasant
>See a cloud of dust far down the road to your village
>A column of tanks, rocket artillery and infantry transporters
>Whole village hid already
>You're the only one in the open
>A tank pulls over next to you
>Weird slant-eyed soldier yells at you in some barbaric tongue
>KAKOY PUT V ALIEPPO?
>You just point to the north
>KHOROSHO
>Next day you hear that you were liberated that day

I love Syria-related russian stuff, so that little one seems like a fun thing to have in your wallet
Might get one of those one-color desert uniforms the next time I go there though
pic related, the type of mug i drink my morning coffee from

Reverse monkey death grip then. It's the epitome of manly masturbation.

don't even think about coming here for ficki ficki

>You see, absence of pussy triggers philosophy.
WISEMAN RIGHT HERE

>unmanly
So go rape someone since that's something you Syrians are good at

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>I am mentally free

My Gott!

>implying Hezbollah is not controlling the whole border.

It's not as easy now. But back in the day it was waaay easy

Do you think we'll believe you, give you the passes & you'll delete it?
Jezu Chryste zmiłuj się.

When did we rape?
Also in 2014 zero rape situation been recorded in Damascus

I think all the rapists left for germany and IS

You're talking bout pakis, Afghans

I just realized I sound like the supreme getleman elliot, dear god !

Actually I have never heard of a rapist or a case of rape in my hometown, ever.

>When did we rape?
Like constantly

>Also in 2014 zero rape situation been recorded in Damascus
Yeah, 'cause all the rapists are in our countries! Btw, did you know that the leader of one rebel group is a rapist kek: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Maarouf

broofs that damascusbro is on the contraband :^)

Rape is worse than murder, debate me

That what happens when you don't take your advantage from the nature of your studies it's so easy to score a girl while studying Med. right?

Rape in the univeral sense, like forcing sex is definitely a crime.

American rape; a woman changing her mind, is not rape.

Is it worse than murder ? I don't care.

>throwing away a 1/3 smoked joint

>rebel
He rapes his own guys?

it is, if I want to be a beta- bux provider.

If I am going to date, I would say I am a literature student or something similar, so I know I have some personal merit, other than being a living wallet to support a ho.

Why do you keep this lad?
Dare I say it. You're the mkhabarat??

I bet another weed smoker from damascus could geo locate this sad disgusting fountain ..

It's mostly "syrian" ""refugees"" that causing the trouble in Germany right now.

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>being a living wallet to support a ho.
Please, women can sustain without your help and they don't want it at all.

i.e. afghanis

KEKKK

""""""""""syrian""""""""""
Half of them is from Sudan, the other half from Somalia

lmao thats pretty fucking funny

I like the way you think but first do the اميركية thing. Don't pay for what she did lols

Also I fucking swear lad. If anyone from Damascus and smokes weed, drinks, went to any Rock, psy trance party in his life, he'd know this fountain

I'm not going to say that we are such good people but most of the people who are causing the troubles are not even syrians everyone knows that they're either pakis or from some shitty African country

>You see, absence of pussy triggers philosophy.
>Most of western philosophy was written by incel nerds who spent all day indoors reading.

At last I truly see.

Nice boob but why is the snail eating it? Is she breastfeeding the snail?

of course not goy,why would i be
can't you see the belgian flag, 100% safe bro
t. not Idarat al-Mukhabarat al-Amma

I have a better idea for you. Be a rich lady's boytoy.

bretty gud
Is this oc? haven't seen this meme yet

>pussy
>tfw Saddam didn't invest in Iraq's pussy infrastructure

It's not mine. I swear

Some dude smoked and i was like please don't

>weed
>drinks
>rock
>psy trance
When the war is over, I will visit you guys for sure!

t. can't decide if larp as إدارة المخابرات العامة or as إدارة المخابرات الجوية

i bet in Syria you can still get euphoric feeling you did as a kid when you did something forbidden. Drinking, smoking, drugs, sex just doesn't feel the same anymore.

I didn't know Finns can feel at all.

so /sg/
what do you think of the new /dvg/ deus vult general?

Fact: Finns feel the most until they go numb from so much feels.