IT'S FUCKING OVER LADS
TRUMP IS FINISHED
IT'S FUCKING OVER LADS
TRUMP IS FINISHED
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Can one of you pakis translate this to English?
Pulitzer prize material right there
Moody trump is annoyed about sex romp.
>romp
This is the most obnoxious word you guys used. If somebody came up to me and said 'romp' I would punch them right in the fucking face.
>Post on the site that pranked MSM's
Kill your self OP
HAHAHAH
so funny
DRUMPF IS DONE
This is how people actually talk here.
Rumpy pumpy humpy must mean somebody came in his ass. His rump was pumped after he was humped
Are your journalists retarded?
You can't fight those rhymes.
Unfair.
roasted
62
omg this is a level 100 BTFO
how will we ever recover
Ill romp you in the ass bro
They know what sells
Get out of here John Oliver Faggot
Trump fucked a Russian model at a hotel?
Who cares. He has fucked a lot of broads.
ZFRUMPH IS FINISHED
SAY IT WITH ME:
love britain desu
Roughly translates in Britbongistan tabloid gobbledeegook as: Oi m8s no fowkers buyin our paypaz! Here wot about dat Trump lad what a dirty bastid! Please buy our paypa :'(
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Even if he did, you don't get impeached for being into weird shit.
Speaking of golden showers, I'm surprised more Germans aren't posting. They love being pissed and shat on. Figuratively and literally.
Do bongs really talk like that?
Yes. Their news paper headlines are usually funny.
I would be pissed if he had not
Sup Forums eternally BTFO
More truthful than CNN
ye
mong
and I thought rooty tooty point and shooty was just an exaggeration.
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>Roach has an STD
Somebody get the Raid
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>rumpy pumpy humpy
this is the scottish sun isn't it? It's about as left-wing as you can go.
>Rumpy pumpy humpy
I thought it was "grab em right by the pussy"
YEAH BUT HIS ASSISTS ARE MAGICAL
/OURGUY/
BLOMPKF BTFO !!
le disappear in big games man
LOL BONG!!!! BONG!!! ITS 4 PAST BONG M8
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen
Great journalism
Despise MSM but tabloid headliners get a free pass on rope day.
I've been on the Trump Train since day 1 when he went down the escalator, but after seeing this my rhyming words in a single insult, I can no longer support Trump. I am now #WhorinForWarren2020
>someone wrote this
>an adult
>someone else said "yeah, print it up"
>presumably another adult
Remember it was a Britfag intelligence agent that wrote up the dossier. Brits won't be laughing at the negotiating table with Trump next month.
Are you threatening me?
>16
>father of two
Hearty Kek to the Wundahbahbox.
They were referring to his two lumps of feces. "Dry" British humor is hard to distinguish.
CTR is Dr. Suess now? this is a better and more tasteful rhyme
Wow they literally talk like the proles in Huxley's brave new world.
Bongland is doomed.
I can confirm this is what daily british life is like
HOWEVER
>be american
>wake up
>remember that all my daughters are twerking on social media to attract african boyfriends
>remember my president is STILL a muslim nigger
>remember that more people voted for a criminal psychotic murderer hag than for the decent choice
>remember that blacks are literally scalping white people and still we do nothing
>try to shoot something to take my anger out
>pigs show up and blow my fucking house away
>dog bless the USA
Trump likes to get fucked in the ass
that aint what it means mate
the irritable trump fucks in this hotel room
Someone got beat with an ugly stick... At least a few time.
well you got us there but at least on January 20th we can pull muslim nigger potus off of that list.
see bong? we are getting better all the time.
But of course Nigel, memes are in fact real. Feels Bad man.
Jesus H Christ is this a ylyl thread or what
>60%
>the people whose language you speak
>calling anyone non white
Burgers are so oblivious to reality lel
Things can only get better haha (theme song of the worst politican we ever had in office in the UK, one of the main architects of multiculti hell UK)
perk up yankee it's always darkest before the dawn init and we all know dawn means a nice cuppa before the good work begins
>this country once ruled the world
Thanks Mr. Penis