Tfw you know your voice will never be as cool as Alex Jones voice

Tfw you know your voice will never be as cool as Alex Jones voice

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THIS THREAD IS A GIANT DESTABILIZATION PROGRAM

You mean CIA Agent Bill Hicks

FALSE FLAG! THIS user IS A GLOBALIST PLANT.

YOU WILL DIE!

youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

This will never stop being my favorite video

AND GODDAMN THEM TO HELL

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Did those water filters do that to his larynx?

I do love Bill Hicks

tfw i gargle gravel to sound like him

lmao

A lot of smoking cigars and drinking whisky.

GRAVITAS

The question is, why did he sell out?

>people think this is the face of a man in his early 40s
>conspiracy peddler getting assblasted about a very low-level conspiracy theory leveled against him
>trustno1


>but trust me on this one, for real

He thinks he's helping people and in a way he is. Also money

But he still sold out. To the bad guys. Why did he have to do it?

The end justifies the means

AND I'M NOT BRAGGING

He could've done it himself as Bill Hicks. As he was already starting to do by covering Waco. He didn't need to change identity and become controlled opposition. He could've been authentic instead of a phony which is what he is.

Alex is just another zionist spokemam
You have Soros on the marxist, global left with people like Alex, Milo, Gavin, etc on the zio-commie right. But rarely mentioned is communisms faux conservative, right wing, Trotskyism.

Too dangerous to be authentic in Hollywood. No one genuine makes it out alive

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

IT'S JUST

WE ARE SCREWED PEOPLE

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?

Oh..gawd...*snif*

THEY ARE EVIL, WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH!? I HATE THOSE GLOBALIST SCUM BUT THEY WONT WIN THEY WONT WIN

WE ARE STRONGER THAN THEY ARE WE HAVE THE POWER

OF EVERY RACE, COLOR, AND CREED WE WILL PISS ON YOUR CORPSES WHILE WE BURN YOUR FALSE GODS TO THE GROUND

I JUST WANNA OUT LIVE SOROS SO I CAN PISS ON HIS GRAVE

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN EVIL

Listen folks, we don't have fancy sponsors, but we are the number one source for the infowars we are the truth. And we can't fund this operation without your help, and I'm not just saying this but this isn't about me this is about the movement...

BUY SUPER MALE VITALITY, BECOME A GOD, SLAY THE GLOBALISTS


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YOU WONT WIN DAMN IT, EVIL ALWAYS FAILS IN THE END GOD IS RIGHTEOUS AND OUR SIDE, HE WILL SLAY THE FALSE GODS THEY SERVE, EVIL IS REAL AND EVERYDAY I CAN FEEL GOD GETTING CLOSER AD THE NOOSE AROUND THE GLOBALISTS TIGHTENS

Anyway, we're gonna skip this break because this message is just too important.

Coming up David Knight has some explosive reporting to bring us, this is big people and I'm not just saying this.

This job is hard work, and I'm not just bitching but I am up 18 hours a day fighting the globalists.

I am the face of this movement, and I'm not bragging ok? This stuff is real.

>commie

Are you a fucking retard? Conservatism is about small government, the actual practiced version in america is corrupted, but nothing in conservative ideology is socialist or communist if you wanna say the same things different.

>we're gonna skip this break because this message is just too important.

kek

I think he got rid of most of his sponsors anyway since he makes 10 times more with the vitamins and shit.