Why are these illegal again?
Kinder Eggs
Hunter Moore
Gabriel Powell
Retard kids that eat everything. I fondly remember wonder balls as well.
Carter Martinez
Burgers will eat anything.
Aiden Rogers
the surpeise isn't edible
Jack Ramirez
the creator of Kinder Surprised died on the 1st of January
press KS to pay respects
Easton Adams
Amerifat kids are literally too stupid to understand there's a toy inside.
Michael Parker
Too much competition in the United states with other big chocolate corporations covered up by some other bullshit reasoning
Christian Powell
This country doesn't need more junk food. Have you seen the size of the Mexican and nigger women in this country?
Jaxon Allen
To help Americans lose weight.
Alexander Hill
Who cares? Probably because one 300lb Dindu 12 year old ate them by the fist-full. And eventually, a toy got stuck, and the Dindu parents were able to raise a shitfit, and sued.
Brody Sanchez
Because Americans would inhale them whole ,a and they contain plastic.
See a normal person would eat one slowly and see what is inside.
They would eat 5 at a time, like smarties.
Robert Moore
inedible objects can't be placed inside foods due to possible choking hazards or something like that
nah, this law was put in place before kinder egg was a thing
Lucas Cook
Because nonedible things inside edible things are illegal.
Anthony Thompson
you can either have semi auto rifles and concealed carry or mediocre chocolate with crappy toys
Oliver Fisher
It's actually illegal on a sheer technicality, due to a law saying food items can't contain inedible parts that aren't visible to the consumer (mostly to stop them from sticking hunks of plastic inside of meat to make it look bigger).
All they'd have to do to market them in the US is modify the design slightly so that there's a hole in the chocolate that you can see the plastic egg through.
Tyler Moore
next EU terror attack will be a real Kinder surprise
Joseph Hernandez
Too expensive
Hudson Reyes
Other companies have lobbied against it, don't want to lose any shekles to Kinder.
Incoming yuros claiming americans would die eating these. Only deaths from these have came from europe.
Parker Johnson
KS
Asher Russell
radiation in the chocolate, not enough for US standards
Elijah Lopez
In Mexico when some kid is eating those eggs, we do not go to the state for make them ilegal. We kick the shit out of the kid face teaching do not eat any shit they find
Jonathan Cooper
Because tenga eggs are much better
Caleb Russell
Wonderballs are back
Joseph Russell
Wonderballs never went anywhere. They just had the toy inside replaced with candy early on.
Joshua Clark
OMG is 2017 going to be EVEN WORSE than 2016!?
Cameron Brown
they taste like shit
Joshua Walker
Unedible thing inside edible thing.
Carter Gray
...You don't eat Tenga...
Aaron Williams
I get these all the time at the polish deli here in nj.....how are they banned?
Aaron Morgan
So why aren't Popsicles illegal?
Adam Perez
Choked to death I heard
Owen Brooks
I've seen them around a few places too. They could probably get a fine if you narc'd on them.
Juan Edwards
Put a cherry bomb inside with the string sticking out, light it, then give it to a random child. Cruel right? This is why it's illegal.
Lincoln Torres
If Americans wanted consistency, it shouldn't be.
Wyatt King
The stick isn't concealed inside it sticks out as a handle.
Isaac Gray
triggered burgers who almost chocked to death in their early days
proxys
Ayden Morgan
Because I'm too stupid to feel the toy in there but at least I know I'm a 8yo trans muslim nigger
Adrian Brown
Because your country consists of degenerates
Anthony Brown
The US has had a ban on candies with embedded toys since 1938.
Fight me you fucking faggots.
There's another candy marketed, Choco Treasures. They have a toy inside of them (clearly marked for maximum burger consumption).
Nathaniel Perry
It's a marvelous and efficient tool to remove gluttons from society by natural selection early on.
Of course you pseudo christians wouldn't want that
Easton Myers
Dis
Aaron Wood
KS
Adrian Green
Implying illegal means jack shit to beaners. I seen some for sale in a Mexican tienda yesterday. Even asked the lady if she knew they were illegal. She knew they were, just laughed and said that American kids are pretty fucking stupid. Had to agree with her despite having been one of those stupid fucking American kids before I turned into the awesome edge lord you see today.
Christian Sanchez
yet the australian version can be found in any walgreens around here
pretty sure the ban was just an embargo on shit coming through Canada
Jackson Rogers
fuck off newfag