Masturbation causes 99% of our problems as a human species. It's evil, it's disgusting, it's degenerate and it's sinful. It's against the Holy Bible. Masturbation is not something anyone who calls themselves a conservative can do without being hypocritical. Masturbation has to be stopped to prevent degeneracy in the West
>Pic related is John Harvey Kellogg, one of my heros. He brought circumcision to the West in order to prevent masturbation.
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The leafs are at it again, keep it up and you might beat straya at shitposting.
STFU faggot leaf. Masturbation makes meme magic stronger.
IT's not shitposting I am warning from a degenerate practice.
(((Kellogg)))
No, meme magic gets DESTROYED by masturbation. Semon is valuable and you are wasting your seed by using it up.
There are certain principles to think about when writing law and one of them is "is it enforceable"
Try harder.
Kellogg was a Scottish man. He wasn't Jewish unless you believe this
Alright OP, all forms of masturbation are now illegal. Instruct your infinite and omnipotent police force on how to enforce the law.
>wasting your seed
No. I recycle it.
Yeah and? It's the easiest thing to enforce. If someone is masturbating you have police threaten to arrest them.
>implying telling the police to stop rubbing their dicks is hard to enforce
Unless you are using it for reproduction you are wasting it.
Fuck off, Leaf shitposting is consistently extremely poor quality, it's almost as if it's all cheap crap made in China.
Oh wait.
10 times a day is of course a no no. Too much fapping just make you dizzy and sleepy.
1 times or less a week is the golden ratio for maximum productivity. You'll become normies the moment you stop fapping.
pls stop im trying to nofap here
>for reproduction
Wait. hypothetically, I couldn't even sex a girl for not reproduction purpose, that would be waiting it?
You are double stupid.
That was a funny meme but not true. The Chinese people you see in Canada are from Hong Kong and they have the exact same values as any Franco-Anglo Canadian you can find
WRONG. No masturbation is the golden ratio. NEVER doing it is golden.
LEAFS BTFO
DAY OF RAKE WHEN?
>having sex for any reason other than reproduction
You're the dumbest moron I've ever known
I am masturbating to this thread as we speek
Made it a week, gave in shot a load across room.
>circumcision stops people from masturbating
Yes because we all know nobody in the USA masturbates, it's not like they were the centre of porn producti- wait, shit.
STOP it, STOP IT NOW. There is still time to stop if you haven't reached orgasm
Yeah sure, totally.
How would that even be enforced
>1 times or less a week
sheesh
>tfw I consider that 2-3 times a day isn't too bad because of the extremes I read here
Chastity belts put on everyone with only social security holding a key. If you wish to reproduce you are given a key and sent in a monitored room where what you do will be monitored. After it will be locked again and you can leave.
Just jail all non-Chads.
Degenerate
>policing people touching their privates
If you think this is at all doable in a reasonable fashion you're a dumbass.
Welp. I guess the next most thrilling thing I could do is murder.
You're dumbass
>Sign law
>Done
Are you stupid? oh wait you are
Day of the rake is soon, leaf. Soon.
kek looks down upon both masturbation and pornography.
I just came to this post
/fit/ is over there for you and your future enlarged prostate
Agreed. God bless you
Dude are you seriously defending masturbation? Fuck you.
There is in abundance of seed
People like you are only causing
the problem that fear brings reinforcing
the destruction of infinite possibilities proving your assumptions double false
WRONG. Masturbation causes nothing but destruction
SAY NO TO FACISM
YOU SOUND LIKE A JEALOUS
SENILE/CASTRATED IDIOT
MMULTI TASKING IS POSSIBLE
SEXUALITY DESTROYS STRESS
AND NAUSEATING BOREDOM,
THE CESSPIT OF EVIL
What you are promoting is fascism, since fascism is the enemy of Christianity and without Christianity fapping would be considered ok. Sexuality causes stress.
A few millions years ago, humans started walking upright to free their hands for masturbation. Then not much happened. But soon, humanity will finally progress again. A new masturbatory era is dawning upon us.
Stop raping yourself
WRONG. Soon humanity will learn the DANGERS of masturbation. Masturbation is what's holding us back. In a world with masturbation that kind of technology would be impossible
There are problems other than masturbation, like sex.
>Stop raping yourself
I've clearly been asking for it. I kept showing myself lewd pictures.
They are both awful. But no all problems in this world stem from masturbation
#stillnotaskingforit
>thousands of years of technological advancement and human sacrifice for this degenerate shit.
Masturbation is what allowed humanity to progress. It frees men from the violence and vagarity of the mating process. This is what allowed civilization to emerge. If it weren't for masturbation, we would still be clubbing each others over the head for females. Slave to our instincts.
Why not just ban sex? All reproduction is state ran in "factories" that make the youth to order.
Really though, you trying to suppress base human natures that don't harm other people or their property is going to cause way more problems then solve anything.
Problems stem from people being ignorant and thinking they can force others to follow their stupid ass beliefs.
>Degenerate
>Not harming anyone
So you want to be a SJW too? It's easy just tell people what they can and can't do in their own homes. They are causing no damage to people or property so whats the problem? You can't police people from themselves that's anti-freedom.
Don't go all "but they are hurting themselves", who cares? It's not our place to tell people they can't with their own bodies. If they are causing harm to others or others stuff then yes, we step in and do something, but if not it's just you being bothered that not everyone lives like you live (which is normal, people don't have to live the exact same, it would be boring).
t. Any randioid lolbertarian nutcase. You are obviously a degenerate masturbator
Wrong civilization was created by those who don't masturbating the alphas
god bless the japanese and the lengths they will go to too transcend physical contact with other humans
It was created despite the alphas. Civilization is putting the immense industrial potential of the betas to use, for the benefit of all, not just the alphas.
t. leaf who can't be bothered to say anything useful.
Bet you are not really a leaf but a proxy fag trying to get yous, or a shill trying to slide something.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yup. The west is too posed to develop things like this it seems. Meanwhile it panders to females' every whim.
I think he's trying to encourage division with the christfags here.
The future is bright.
>Texas has a law against sodomy which masturbation is under
Do some research leaf.
More so than you imagine.
What if I'm an atheist conservative because I see how good Christianity is as a guide but don't believe in all of it.
Then believe in the part that says no masturbation
>Pic related is John Harvey Kellogg, one of my heros. He brought circumcision to the West in order to prevent masturbation.
He also advocated applying acid to girls' clitorises for the same reason.
>In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid (phenol) to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
I wonder why that didn't catch on.
I would like to know, does the bible say anything specifically about the A10 Cyclone SA?
Lust is a sin
>lust: very strong sexual desire
Heh, I don't have that. Fapping keeps it mild.
Bible said thrly shall not reap the pleasures of the flesh
But it's the machine doing it.
Still. Bad
Yeah, the machine's going to hell for sure. It's raping me.
>machines
>hell
Sure