Masturbation causes 99% of our problems as a human species. It's evil, it's disgusting, it's degenerate and it's sinful. It's against the Holy Bible. Masturbation is not something anyone who calls themselves a conservative can do without being hypocritical. Masturbation has to be stopped to prevent degeneracy in the West
>Pic related is John Harvey Kellogg, one of my heros. He brought circumcision to the West in order to prevent masturbation.
Alright OP, all forms of masturbation are now illegal. Instruct your infinite and omnipotent police force on how to enforce the law.
Ian Lee
>wasting your seed No. I recycle it.
Luke Hernandez
Yeah and? It's the easiest thing to enforce. If someone is masturbating you have police threaten to arrest them.
Ethan Roberts
>implying telling the police to stop rubbing their dicks is hard to enforce
Landon Ward
Unless you are using it for reproduction you are wasting it.
Owen Cook
Fuck off, Leaf shitposting is consistently extremely poor quality, it's almost as if it's all cheap crap made in China.
Oh wait.
Cameron Mitchell
10 times a day is of course a no no. Too much fapping just make you dizzy and sleepy.
1 times or less a week is the golden ratio for maximum productivity. You'll become normies the moment you stop fapping.
Adrian Green
pls stop im trying to nofap here
Josiah Lee
>for reproduction Wait. hypothetically, I couldn't even sex a girl for not reproduction purpose, that would be waiting it? You are double stupid.
Angel Hernandez
That was a funny meme but not true. The Chinese people you see in Canada are from Hong Kong and they have the exact same values as any Franco-Anglo Canadian you can find
WRONG. No masturbation is the golden ratio. NEVER doing it is golden.
Tyler Edwards
LEAFS BTFO DAY OF RAKE WHEN?
Robert Hughes
>having sex for any reason other than reproduction You're the dumbest moron I've ever known
Jayden Sanders
I am masturbating to this thread as we speek
Easton Watson
Made it a week, gave in shot a load across room.
Gabriel Phillips
>circumcision stops people from masturbating
Yes because we all know nobody in the USA masturbates, it's not like they were the centre of porn producti- wait, shit.
Nolan Robinson
STOP it, STOP IT NOW. There is still time to stop if you haven't reached orgasm
Yeah sure, totally.
Owen Wright
How would that even be enforced
Carter Diaz
>1 times or less a week sheesh >tfw I consider that 2-3 times a day isn't too bad because of the extremes I read here
Benjamin Kelly
Chastity belts put on everyone with only social security holding a key. If you wish to reproduce you are given a key and sent in a monitored room where what you do will be monitored. After it will be locked again and you can leave.
Aiden Smith
Just jail all non-Chads.
Gabriel Perry
Degenerate
Camden James
>policing people touching their privates If you think this is at all doable in a reasonable fashion you're a dumbass.
Angel Gray
Welp. I guess the next most thrilling thing I could do is murder.
Camden Morgan
You're dumbass
>Sign law >Done
Are you stupid? oh wait you are
Christopher Morris
Day of the rake is soon, leaf. Soon.
Jace Garcia
kek looks down upon both masturbation and pornography.
Isaiah Rogers
I just came to this post
Jose Scott
/fit/ is over there for you and your future enlarged prostate
Gavin Kelly
Agreed. God bless you
Dude are you seriously defending masturbation? Fuck you.
Jaxson Cooper
There is in abundance of seed People like you are only causing the problem that fear brings reinforcing the destruction of infinite possibilities proving your assumptions double false
Hunter Evans
WRONG. Masturbation causes nothing but destruction
Jaxson Gray
SAY NO TO FACISM
YOU SOUND LIKE A JEALOUS SENILE/CASTRATED IDIOT
MMULTI TASKING IS POSSIBLE SEXUALITY DESTROYS STRESS AND NAUSEATING BOREDOM, THE CESSPIT OF EVIL
Colton Allen
What you are promoting is fascism, since fascism is the enemy of Christianity and without Christianity fapping would be considered ok. Sexuality causes stress.
Jackson Bailey
A few millions years ago, humans started walking upright to free their hands for masturbation. Then not much happened. But soon, humanity will finally progress again. A new masturbatory era is dawning upon us.
Henry Campbell
Stop raping yourself
Brody Watson
WRONG. Soon humanity will learn the DANGERS of masturbation. Masturbation is what's holding us back. In a world with masturbation that kind of technology would be impossible
Jonathan Murphy
There are problems other than masturbation, like sex.
Andrew Robinson
>Stop raping yourself I've clearly been asking for it. I kept showing myself lewd pictures.
Adam Watson
They are both awful. But no all problems in this world stem from masturbation
#stillnotaskingforit
Gavin Murphy
>thousands of years of technological advancement and human sacrifice for this degenerate shit.
John Smith
Masturbation is what allowed humanity to progress. It frees men from the violence and vagarity of the mating process. This is what allowed civilization to emerge. If it weren't for masturbation, we would still be clubbing each others over the head for females. Slave to our instincts.
Parker Rodriguez
Why not just ban sex? All reproduction is state ran in "factories" that make the youth to order.
Really though, you trying to suppress base human natures that don't harm other people or their property is going to cause way more problems then solve anything.
Problems stem from people being ignorant and thinking they can force others to follow their stupid ass beliefs.
>Degenerate >Not harming anyone So you want to be a SJW too? It's easy just tell people what they can and can't do in their own homes. They are causing no damage to people or property so whats the problem? You can't police people from themselves that's anti-freedom.
Nathaniel Anderson
Don't go all "but they are hurting themselves", who cares? It's not our place to tell people they can't with their own bodies. If they are causing harm to others or others stuff then yes, we step in and do something, but if not it's just you being bothered that not everyone lives like you live (which is normal, people don't have to live the exact same, it would be boring).
Blake Nguyen
t. Any randioid lolbertarian nutcase. You are obviously a degenerate masturbator
Adrian James
Wrong civilization was created by those who don't masturbating the alphas
Cooper Fisher
god bless the japanese and the lengths they will go to too transcend physical contact with other humans
Landon Turner
It was created despite the alphas. Civilization is putting the immense industrial potential of the betas to use, for the benefit of all, not just the alphas.
Lucas Rogers
t. leaf who can't be bothered to say anything useful. Bet you are not really a leaf but a proxy fag trying to get yous, or a shill trying to slide something. Get the fuck out of here.
Nicholas Lopez
Yup. The west is too posed to develop things like this it seems. Meanwhile it panders to females' every whim.
Christian Bennett
I think he's trying to encourage division with the christfags here.
Anthony Price
The future is bright.
Christian Wright
>Texas has a law against sodomy which masturbation is under Do some research leaf.
Jaxon Sanchez
More so than you imagine.
Landon Cruz
What if I'm an atheist conservative because I see how good Christianity is as a guide but don't believe in all of it.
Benjamin Brown
Then believe in the part that says no masturbation
Adrian Cook
>Pic related is John Harvey Kellogg, one of my heros. He brought circumcision to the West in order to prevent masturbation. He also advocated applying acid to girls' clitorises for the same reason. >In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid (phenol) to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. I wonder why that didn't catch on.
Nathaniel Brown
I would like to know, does the bible say anything specifically about the A10 Cyclone SA?
Jacob Johnson
Lust is a sin
Zachary Gomez
>lust: very strong sexual desire Heh, I don't have that. Fapping keeps it mild.
Samuel Rogers
Bible said thrly shall not reap the pleasures of the flesh
Christopher Wilson
But it's the machine doing it.
Chase Ross
Still. Bad
Christopher Wilson
Yeah, the machine's going to hell for sure. It's raping me.