Riddle me this Sup Forums...

Riddle me this Sup Forums, why are socialist scandinavian countries consistently ranked as happiest when socialist eastern european countries are much lower?

because we are simply better people

Outside the Iron Curtain. The Soviets were a drag on development. Also none of the countries mentioned are very happy. Finns in particular hate life.

WRONG

Because they're wealthier. Money=happiness. They'd be happier if they were capitalist though.

because the statistics are made up over there

We find happiness in the most obscure things.

Snow everyone likes snow ,it makes people happy! Snow and white people=happy

Finns are happy people, finnanons are just losers.

Alcohol is not obscure.

Obscure energy drinks?

Because socialism is a dream until the money dries up and the country learns you can't get blood from a stone.

NOT TRUE SOCIALISM

because we are too proud to admit our countries are depressing or we are high on anti depressants when we do the polls

Social Democracy is not socialism!

I don't think they're really happier than us

I thought Sup Forums likes socialism if it focuses on nationalistic elements

Different kinds of "socialism"

Nordic countries were socialist (had state ownership of many major industries, etc.) up until the 80's and 90's when they liberalized their economies and and focused on higher taxation for a welfare state. But amongst all of this there were two glaring differences:

A: they were market economies still with consdierable numbers of small businesses and consumer markets

and

b): the soicalist state appartus was controlled by democratic socialist forces

Former eastern bloc: utterly undemocratic, little to no market activity, government/state attempted to control all aspects of citizens lives.

Not socialist you retards.

Free market capitalism and a welfare state.

Slavs are incapable of happiness.

Have you seen a Slav after a couple bottles of vodka?

I just noticed, Denmark is really really small. My state isn't even that big and it's like 7 Denmarks.
I agree.

This desu

Swedes aren't as happy as rest of the Nordic for some reason though

Dystopia !? wtf..

THIS

Really depends on demography. Majority of finns on Sup Forums are normies. And occasionally there are raids from ylis that give us the shitposting rep.

All finns are alcs. Only difference is that the youth drink to party and to meme, whilst the older generation drinks to surpress their depression. Eventually it gets so bad that they blow their brains out.

I mean happiness like a human can feel.

Because they have abundant resources and an absolutely tiny population.

That would imply russians are mostly happy, yet they kinda are not.

Slavs are not white tho.

>Abundant resources
we have nothing.. we have some oil, but it barely is enough to meet our own needs.
Sweden have no oil, they have some iron mines though.
The Scandinavian countries are wealthy because of high productivity pr. capita.

Their economies are mostly free according to the economic freedom index

A big part of the russians are not even real slavs. Ugro-finic influence.

This. People who say stuff like "Norway is banana republic" are delusional

These

Social democracy "socialism" vs marxist-leninist socialist

Because these statistics are made by jews.

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>statens direkte inntekter

Use of antidepressants and suicide rates beg to differ.

Maybe it's just poorly documented but Iraq and Saudi Arabia must be happier if people are killing themselves at such low rates.

>socialist
>scandinavian countries
None exist.

They aren't socialist. Scandinavian countries have some of the freest markets on the planet.

Welfare state != socialist

FPBP

it wont last long. we are still living of memories of better times

somali reproduction rates their welfare will end the scandinavian welfare state soon enough.

hitler was right, socialism only work under a homogenic people

*somali reproduction rates and their welfare

we literally pay subsaharan niggers to replace us while they dont even work

>scandinavia
>Eastern Europe
There you have the answer

Stronger media control?

It's starting to turn, I can tell you that. People are tired of the PC bullshit. Most don't even know the lies the media are feeding them. The few people who care and know about this, are these "woke" faggots who post on Facebook about being enlightened. So they will never be taken seriously.

We are unfortunately running on fumes, expect way darker times in the coming years

Because we aren't socialists

We have an expanded welfare state as well as a market economy

We're simply the best of both.

Did he fucking stutter?

It's easier to live in misery when you can literally take an indefinite vacation on your oil-welfare money.

Can someone please give me the Sup Forums required reading list?

Because they are filled with Immigrants from shitholes who dont know any better that crank up the numbers.

Because Nordics and Eastern Europeans are a different sub-race.

There are obvious races, i.e. Caucasian, African etc. And then there are internal sub-races, i.e. Nordid, Alpinid, Baltid (or Ethiopians and Bantus in the Negroid race). Not only do races have different behavioural patterns and tendencies, the sub-races have genetical differences as well. The sub-racial genetical differences are minor when compared to racial genetical differences, but they can still be visible and palpable.

This is why the Polish will never fully integrate into English society, the Russians will never integrate into Estonian society, and why Bavaria still has some autonomy within Germany. This is also why USA's foundations are built upon the concept of liberty, and not culture - because if the USA's foundations were built on Anglo traditions then the country would collapse, since not everyone is an Anglo.

You cannot apply an ideology that works for one race to another race. You must change bits and pieces to custom tailor that ideology for an ethnic group. For example, Italian fascism worked for the Mediterranean people in Italy, but Italian fascism would have never worked in Germany, so the NSDAP took fascism and modified certain parts to make it work for the German nation (which is also made up of two sub-races, the Nordids and the Alpinids) Mosley also took fascism and modified it for the Anglos, because Italian fascism wouldn't have worked in Britain.

See what I'm getting at? The Eastern European people need to create their own ideologies to suit their people's needs.