Tell me why New Zealand isn't the best country in the world

Tell me why New Zealand isn't the best country in the world.

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straya is

I thought you guys were at war with Israel or something?

Kys

I thought you guys were at war with white people

Your the manlet equivalent of us

it's just a worse Australia

You literally fought a war against emu's and lost

Have you won a war against emu's?

10,000 bullets
2 emus dead
1 human casualty

It's full of gangs, gooks, coconuts and meth.
It's not that great desu breh.

You are avoiding the question. Have you won a war against emu's?

Because Australia and Finns land are already tied for that title. You can still be "The Canada of the Southern Hemisphere" though. That's a pretty neat title.

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maori people who drink.

One better, my friend.
The brown folk before the white fellas ate all the Moa, and those fuckers were bigger than your Emus.
When the Europeans landed we'd already had our war with the avian won by our little sub-species servants.

How 'bout your abos, though?
Left you with a right mess.

Welp guess NZ is better then. Getting the bleach ready. Hopefully i am reborn in NZ

Ugly women. Successful sheep fuckers go out of country for marriage material.

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S E A N I G G E R S

You're a socialist shithole that guzzles as much shitskin cock as you can get you're mouth around

Auckland is a gook fest toilet.

What % white is the US again mate?

If new Zealand is so great can you dumb cunts get out of Australia. All you cunts do is get a 1 way ticket to Australia and never fuck off. You have disgusting accents and are just all round dumb cunts.

The food is fucking terrible

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Those are the retards.

There's that real neat quote, "Sir Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand from 1975-1984, once famously said that New Zealanders moving to Australia “raised the IQ of both countries”.

Why do you want to advertise it dude? Do you want refugees or something?

just stay out of auckland

photo is 10mins drive from where I live

I live near beaches like that too. I never go though because I'm a fat cunt.

Maybe you should stop being a pathetic cunt then

>he thinks it won't spread from Auckland to the rest of the country if Winnie doesn't get into govt next election

>at war with israel
>same flag as 59 other cunt trees

just say no

South island is so /comfy/ i could spend forever just driving through the wilderness desu

It spawned Ray Comfort.

'you are mouth'

t. Tyrone DeShawn '60%' Jefferson

I've got a couple photos mate from up north.

Your women look like extras from The Hills Have Eyes

Sheepfuckers

Whatever you say, Ahmed.

'muh guns'
'muh we are not cucked'
'muh we can kill niggers'

PIC RELATED

Australias shit and gettig word internet takes it out of the top ten imo

literally ZERO combat aircraft in your "airforce".
4,500 soldiers in your entire "army".
literally TWO combat ships in your entire "navy".

And the worst thing is, nobody would probably even care if we did come and take you.

Theres four and a half million people here, how are we supposed to pay for a bigger force after bailing out every useless cunt here and in the pacific in every way

Hows are all those Maori gibs going? You gave them a few more beaches?

New Zealand = more creepy pro race fucs than Sweden

source me - used to live there

can confirm, was in NZ army. everything fucking sucked

>says the person whose ancestors got expelled from Britain because they stole their masters' handkerchief

no snow
no hockey
price of imports are through the roof because of shipping costs to the motherfucking southern hemisphere

Youre not wrong although everyones too nice or apathetic to do anything about it

He probably will, at least that fucking jew cocksucker Key is gone

kiwifags, If we one day got a based nationalist government would you guys resist or oppose unification if they wanted to? I just feel we should dominate the southern hemisphere united under one flag.

says the country with meme-tier defence

Honestly, full 14/88 white man against the yellow/brown peril? Sign me the fuck up.
Anti-Aus shit is just bantz and bogans, m8

>diet australia

It's not really your fault, but by default we just have to assume that you're full of shit because of well.... you know.

I've got this one from near Napier I think
Had to resize, original was too large

Nz is fucked.
- Maoris (nz bush niggers) are being given primed for tribal coup.
- Chinese colonisation in full swing, who will no doubt annex the cuntry once their nips are in danger.
- White arrogant hipsters with their heads so far up their asses they think their own own genocide is kinda cool.

(((Marxist))), (((feminist))), overrated shithole. Avoid it

New Zealand is cool. It's just really irrelevant

New Zealand isn't a country. Stop making up unoriginal flags and just accept that you're Astralia's bitch.

Make sure you vote for Winnie this year then

That's kinda a good thing

>its just really irrelevant

thats how we've survived for so long

It's pretty good desu, lots of qt Euro backpacker chicks come where I live

Then you're safe and sound lad

FLOODED THE COUNTRY WITH CHINESE SHIT AND MADE HOUSING UNAFFORDABLE

All your major industries are getting bought out by the chinks and you faggots do fuck-all about it.

As far as first-world corruption goes, NZ is an absolute disgrace of a non-nation.

Lego man knows whats going on kiwi land

Maoris killed the Moa. Without guns.

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he knows more than what most dumb fuck kiwis know.

This country is beyond fucked, the only thing people care about is their house price going up, sucking off john key, rugby and beer

Literally this. They moan about house prices then call people who say what's behind it (gooks buying up property en masse) racist. We're fucked unless Winnie comes and saves us all, too many people think National is doing a good job (the fuck they are)

I was in Dunedin for Christmas and New Years. Went to a beautiful beach on a summers day.
The moment I touched the water it was like the end of Terminator 2.

Because Canada still exists.

Pic related

This just proves emu's are more cunning and moa are dumb cunts

You sound like you're from Auckland

That's because I am

Isn't most of the economy based on the chinese don't trust their domestic food supply and buy food from there?

Is Wanaka the best city in NZ?

>Teen pregnancy
>Capital city is a SJW breeding ground
>Poos and Chinks taking over
>DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

How so? Not saying I disagree with you, but I'm just curious

because it doesn't have the greatest race in the world

>95% white
>Too cold for shitskins
>Tourist hotspot (lots of Euro babes)
>Affordable
>Beautiful scenery similar to our ancestral homeland
>Close to Queenstown

>95% white
>Euro babes
Okay I agree with you. Hopefully it doesn't end up like Queenstown though.

>Wanaka
>City
what the hell are you talking about

Is /bantz/ still a thing? I hardly go to Sup Forums anymore.

Despite your enhanced photo Wanaka is actually a shithole tourist trap

No idea what this is, I've never been on Sup Forums. Sup Forums is literally the only reason I ever go on Sup Forums

Least it's not as bad as Queenstown

The horrendous fucking accent.

they are both out of the fucking way of anything

out of the way of shitskins and other undesirables like coconuts, like that's a bad thing?

Plus yeah there are lots of tourists, but that means lots of hot Euro chicks, heaps of them last time I was there

>lots of hot Euro chicks,
euros are faggots and also need to get out

Like the US Big Pharm controlls your tv

Kinda tend to agree but I'd have them over the gook/pajeet tourists any day, and I'd definitely have them over the coconuts.

The non-white obsession of Sweden with the location of Australia. Cuck island.

At least we don't have the amount of shitskins and niggers that Swedenistan does

are you know no immigrants at all

I'd rather have that of course but if I had to choose a group that's what I'd choose. My ranking goes like this
1. Euro/Whites

2.Gooks

3. Pajeets

4. Coconuts, Muslims and niggers (three way tie)

its great

newzealandnow.govt.nz/move-to-nz

don't encourage them to move here, we're full

>raised the IQ of both countries
I don't get it

Too close to Australia