>woke up with no air force
Badly describe a country
That'd be Egypt in '67
>leaf
Greenland
Iceland?
Greenland
Correct
>have to cut food with plastic spoons, the only legal eating utensil
>there's a giant clock
>tall, bearded billionaire thinks this place is da bomb
Trannies and toxoplasmosis.
>a massive bird went extinct
>your head of state is a Muslim metalhead
>most likeable demographic in your country are pooinloos
>have an inferiority complex as a nation
I'll give you a hint, its another island country
Oh, England!
singapore
Thailand
Correct
Leader has backwards definition of what victory is.
Was brazil but that applies too.
> no culture mostly mountains lots of gays
Not Australia that's for sure
>Ellen Degeneres
More like Ellen Degenerate
Nope
Leaf Republic
Are radio stations required to play Bieber, Nickelback, and Celine Dion?
I will fucking shank you.
Giving you guys a few more minutes to guess this before I reveal it
Kek
>Befriends natives instead of genocide them
>Chinese buying up their company's and land increasing houses prices
>SJW cities
>Niggers,Chinks,and Arabs starting to move in
Pakistan?
winner
Amazing under whites, completely ravished by blacks
>Talk shit about a country with a similar name
>end up being equally, if not more shitty.
Saudi arabia
Mauritius.
South Africa
Philippines
Canada?
>A kite is their airforce
Try again
Our cuck neighbors?
Ok your turn.
>lives in mountains
>act like jews
All of africa minus ethiopia
many dead niggers
new Zealand, the moa or some shit
Has one of the world's best fighting forces, but native sons wishing to join have to pretend they're from somewhere else if they're accepted to join.
Zimbabwe.
fell asleep with no airforce
woke up with no airforce
indonesia?
They steal parts of your coastland.
Close. Bin Laden was from there. The answer is Egypt. (Osama Bin Laden's troops bombed the U.S. Embassy there in 1998, killing approximately 200 people.)
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Switzerland
Canada
Too easy dude
france
PIN POINTED.
ur turn niggerface
Erebor
France
Took a long time
>bunch of degnerates made the best of losing out on tea and biscuits
>Made a better country anyway
rwanda
100% fits the question though. You should be more specific.
I was going for New Zealand but ok
And Switzerland
Non-Country
don't forget to renew your laser light license
Explain
correct
Belgium
>it's fucking flat
every nigger country there ever was
>muslims are everywhere
Hep-B and Dysentery.
elected some incompetent idiot as president because he cheated the voting system even though the majority of people were sensible rational people and voted for the first female president
Foreign legion being a major part
Denmark/Netherlands
Their dietary staple is dirt
It's a necrocracy with powerful friends and enemies. I wouldn't leave a bible in the bathroom if you go their on a visit if I were you.
Yes, It's Belgium
Thought about tossing in a Nigel but decided against it.
muslandia
united states of butthurt
Canada?
>go 150 mph
>people get out of your way
>you're not in an emergency vehicle
haiti
>whitest population in the world
Russia?
>debts havent been paid
Germany
>leaf
>going to be invaded by pol in the next 5 years
germany
source of support for both right and left wing propaganda in the west
The first letter of its name is roughly the same shape as the country itself. i think its above italy somewhere. Lots of fucking car salesmen types.
Argentina
Tuvalu!!!
ffl
Arguably once white, this nation of great negotiators is free of gays
Iceland. You stupid fucking ruskie
Aren't a good portion of your military members from Algeria?
>autistic as fuck
>looks like a scrotum if you consider the whole region
>has some of the dankest memes
Earth?
mämmi
Try this one faggots
>greatest country to have ever existed
Depends of which branch. Army is a mix of blacks and whites, air force and navy are mostly white. I rarely see arab soldiers.