Badly describe a country

>woke up with no air force

That'd be Egypt in '67

>leaf

Greenland

Iceland?

Greenland

Correct

>have to cut food with plastic spoons, the only legal eating utensil
>there's a giant clock

>tall, bearded billionaire thinks this place is da bomb

Trannies and toxoplasmosis.

>a massive bird went extinct

>your head of state is a Muslim metalhead
>most likeable demographic in your country are pooinloos
>have an inferiority complex as a nation

I'll give you a hint, its another island country

Oh, England!

singapore

Thailand

Correct

Leader has backwards definition of what victory is.

Was brazil but that applies too.

> no culture mostly mountains lots of gays

Not Australia that's for sure

>Ellen Degeneres

More like Ellen Degenerate

Nope

Leaf Republic

Are radio stations required to play Bieber, Nickelback, and Celine Dion?

I will fucking shank you.

Giving you guys a few more minutes to guess this before I reveal it

Kek

>Befriends natives instead of genocide them
>Chinese buying up their company's and land increasing houses prices
>SJW cities
>Niggers,Chinks,and Arabs starting to move in

Pakistan?

winner

Amazing under whites, completely ravished by blacks

>Talk shit about a country with a similar name
>end up being equally, if not more shitty.

Saudi arabia

Mauritius.

South Africa

Philippines

Canada?

>A kite is their airforce

Try again

Our cuck neighbors?
Ok your turn.

>lives in mountains
>act like jews

All of africa minus ethiopia

many dead niggers

new Zealand, the moa or some shit

Has one of the world's best fighting forces, but native sons wishing to join have to pretend they're from somewhere else if they're accepted to join.

Zimbabwe.

fell asleep with no airforce
woke up with no airforce

indonesia?

They steal parts of your coastland.

Close. Bin Laden was from there. The answer is Egypt. (Osama Bin Laden's troops bombed the U.S. Embassy there in 1998, killing approximately 200 people.)

>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Switzerland

Canada
Too easy dude

france

PIN POINTED.
ur turn niggerface

Erebor

France

Took a long time

>bunch of degnerates made the best of losing out on tea and biscuits
>Made a better country anyway

rwanda

100% fits the question though. You should be more specific.

I was going for New Zealand but ok

And Switzerland

Non-Country

don't forget to renew your laser light license

Explain

correct
Belgium

>it's fucking flat

every nigger country there ever was

>muslims are everywhere

Hep-B and Dysentery.

elected some incompetent idiot as president because he cheated the voting system even though the majority of people were sensible rational people and voted for the first female president

Foreign legion being a major part

Denmark/Netherlands

Their dietary staple is dirt

It's a necrocracy with powerful friends and enemies. I wouldn't leave a bible in the bathroom if you go their on a visit if I were you.

Yes, It's Belgium
Thought about tossing in a Nigel but decided against it.

muslandia

united states of butthurt

Canada?

>go 150 mph
>people get out of your way
>you're not in an emergency vehicle

haiti

>whitest population in the world

Russia?

>debts havent been paid

Germany

>leaf

>going to be invaded by pol in the next 5 years

germany

source of support for both right and left wing propaganda in the west

The first letter of its name is roughly the same shape as the country itself. i think its above italy somewhere. Lots of fucking car salesmen types.

Argentina

Tuvalu!!!

ffl

Arguably once white, this nation of great negotiators is free of gays

Iceland. You stupid fucking ruskie

Aren't a good portion of your military members from Algeria?

>autistic as fuck
>looks like a scrotum if you consider the whole region
>has some of the dankest memes

Earth?

mämmi

Try this one faggots
>greatest country to have ever existed

Depends of which branch. Army is a mix of blacks and whites, air force and navy are mostly white. I rarely see arab soldiers.