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HAPPENING? EXPLOSION!
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>Detroit
Nothing of value was lost.
Probably just well-maintained gas lines.
Religion of peace?
BREAKING: ISIS steals US jets, carpet bomb Detroit. Experts unclear as to what damage is done
its 4 in the morning theres no way its terrorism
its either accidental electrical/gas or some disgruntled worker trying to office space his office
kek confirms me
DIGITS AND ITS MUZZIES
You mean like leaving us poor blacks alone?
rofl @ RT getting the scoop before even the local news
>be me
>terrorist
>realize nigs get a chicken eating urge at 4:00 am
>Get the KFC supplied breakfast bomb
>walk to closest bus station
>Vest has code word for when to blow
>don't know code words by alluah protect me
>Arrive at 3:40
>Soon being covered by nigs
>Handing out Popeyes and KFC like christmas
>Suddenly time freezes and a lone voice rings above all others.
>"You got chicken? Shiiieeeettt."
Peace be upon me.
Oh look its nothing.
>Detroit
My morning will be ruined if this doesn't have a high score.
>fire
>detroit
will anyone even notice?
Update: Secondary explosions ensue, levelling every building within half a mile of Detroit bus terminal. Experts estimate damages to be in the dozens of dollars range.
Did you make this thread after you saw my post about Pizza Hut taking Comet Ping Pong to court after they promoted a picture of a little 5 yr old girl wearing a Pizza Slut T-shirt?
>False flag
>RT
Goebbels propaganda
Saved the image. Kek