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Fuck the UK.

>1cm of snow falls
>IT'S HAPPENING

I saw a dusting of some white stuff on the path outside my house today. Needless to say I won't be going to work.

Send tea plz Canada bro.

reminder you're not white if you can't handle a little cold

Approx 4mm of snow in my manor, thanks for asking. All commuters have parked their cars in the middle of the road and are at a complete loss. The day is cancelled.

Please send us your Snownigger expertise. How does one deal with a snowflake hitting one's car?

I put the rubbish out yesterday morning and a 16ft trampoline had magically appeared in my garden. We're not scared of the snow, we're scared of the flying trampolines.

There's literally barely any snow.

I think they're trying to slide something.

B-but muh global warming goy

This. It's fucking 40*C (104F) where I am in AU currently, with humidity so high that it feels about 50 and all around me are people saying 'man up'. Fuck you this skin wasn't designed to be roasting in the sun

But what if I live in Texas and the part I currently live in doesnt get snow?

My commute from work that usually takes 25 mintues took 2 hours yesterday.

This country is useless when there is a tiny amount of snow

>-9c

OH NO HOLY SHIT SAVE THE CHILDREN

>-9C
>cold

Well it looks like HELL really can freeze over.

God is punishing the UK for being one of the biggest cucks.

That's gotta be not taking into account the wind, walking from my car to the office this morning felt like crossing an Arctic tundra

> -9 C

The UK pretty much shuts down every time it snows.

Its because most people in the UK have never seen snow, having grown up in Pakistan.

My nine year old wives son experienced nightmares after i told him the snow and cold is going to kill him and everyone in the world.

This is the effect the weather has on our country.
He's literally shaking.

Before I die I will take a trip down to Ausgdaym8land get fucked up in a bar and proceed to beat the shit out of 20+ austrailians. Fuck its gonna be fun

>-9c
>emergency

Oh for fucks sake, we just had - 25 a week ago and everyone was fine

Also the official guidebook for British life (the Qur'an) offers no guidance for cold weather.

it's fucking nothing

hopefully they'll have some islamcicles ready for disposal soon

You'll get glassed instantly for sounding like a poofter

Yeah but this Canadian bird I once knew used to say that winter felt colder in London on account of the moisture in the air or something. Foreigners dont appreciate that the temperature in great Britain and Ireland isn't always actually an indication of how it feels to the skin

lol -9

Crikey! Hope you cunts like the idea of wearing your ass for hat

Well, did you jump on it? Could be a sign from god.

Only pussies state the windchill instead of the actual temperature.

These morons are taking the piss if hey think this is anywhere near catastrophic, theres barely an inch outside

How does that prevent you from handling cold climates?

that guy is a fucking psycho, why does he dart around the room and go into huge rants about random shit all the time? He really scares me.

BUT WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF GRIT
IT'LL BE A MASSACRE!!!!

I hope you told her she's retarded.

Oh shit boys we warming up! Must be them fuckin yanks and their fossil fuels

few days ago we had -20C+strong wind, it was really comfy outside

the only thing that changed is that people who worked outdoors got the day off

Thats literally nothing lmao

haha... 'elf n safety, innit guvnor.

Wow it's been -12C here since last week and it didn't even make the news

True nords engulf the coldness

how is nyc so much warmer than toronto

>brit talking to a bird
>thinks its a canadian

That's ok, you will be all Mexican soon anyway.

LIMEY CUNTS CAN'T DEAL WITH A LITTLE BIT OF SNOW! KEK

I'm sorry, did you just assume my preferred genital insult form?

Oh holy fuck god forbid if we make a tinuest dint in the fucking mountain the council stockpile each year

youll get kinghit before you even get out of the cab, cunt

Fuck you guys are making me laugh with the bantz, 10/10

You Bongs need to visit upper Montana and Colorado during the winter. -38.33 °C was the coldest in 2013.

>It's been raining all these past few weeks in California
>It's been snowing in Nevada, fucking N e v a d a
>Muh global warming

>tfw its a toasty 4C in Ireland where I live
Ahh... Enjoying the cold britbongs?

Tiniest*

Fucking lold... outstanding mate!

BUT MUH GLOBAL WARMING

Yeah but mate how windy was it?

Not to mention black, mooslime, transgender, gay, the works. A new kind of liberal utopia.

Everything's blacker in Texas. KEK

And evolutionists believe cavemen survived shit like this in flimsy tents and without any bodyhair

Bitch please

Hold on let me go check whats going on outside.
oh fuck guys its col......

They deserve it for pissgate desu senpai

NYC is pretty temperate, bud. I don't know if it's the ocean or what, but they only get winter Dec-Feb and have weeks where it's above freezing every single day of the week (when it's supposed to be winter). Being from Detroit, I was shocked to experience that for the first time.

>-9C and 80mph winds
Sounds like most of Colorado and Wyoming in the winter.

Fucking bongs.

Not to mention it's fucking Britain.

they were pretty hairy

b++
c++

Dude, at 37 below I don't think you're worried about wind.
I'd be more worried about the de-icer being frozen.

ya my friend moved there last year. im still stuck in this shithole canada

feels bad man

i remember we got a -40c day in a particularly cold week once
They still made us go to school :/

Fuck all snow In Chester, the snow gods are exterminating the Scots and filthy southerners

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
WE NEED MORE GRIT
>WHAT IF THE SNOW BLOWS ONTO RUNWAYS
>SHUT ALL THE AIRPORTS DOWN TO BE SAFE

This is actually a pretty genius way of sliding news, although everyone can see that the weather forcast was incorrect nobody expects it to be correct so nobody wil look if there is something behind it

>-9C
Then put on a jacket...

>Take wind in account, it's only making it colder

Don't like the wind?
Don't stand in the wind then.

Yesterday was the warmest day since mid November

>-9'C
>m-muh arctic winds

What are you, 12?

anything below -30 hurts the face

>implying you can't
fucking Hungarians raise big gaping vaginas apparently

>-9C
>mfw at -12 a few days ago

I had minus 30 a week ago. Man the fuck up Charles.

gotta love the thug, manndom

>tfw lived in australia my whole life and have never experienced temperatures below 25*c

I don't know the feels being posted in this thread

I remember days where I went to school in -22, last night it was -19 here. The summer it would go to 39-40 and now this shit

fucking Sup Forums wants to eat my pic and not let me delete my post apparently

fucking gookmoot

-9!?!?!? What is this Lappland? I better take the week off just to be sure the roads are sufficiently gritted, better safe than sorry

Oh the weater outside is hopefull
And the shitskins dont have a place to go
They are freezing to death in snowfall
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

You literally aren't white.

Go back to your digerado

glaswegian here, my baws are shriveled and red, my nose is runny and my wisdom tooth is so fucked it's hurting the back of my head.

might need to score some smack desu

>what are sea currents and how are they affected by warming oceans

American education lmao

>tfw last week the low was 12F/-11C and this week the high was 79F/26C

Why do people these days panic over shit that occurs normally in winter?
>news says 10 to 15cm of snow coming
>everyone goes apeshit and rushes to all stores
And then it's all anyone talks about all day.
15cm of snow is fucking nothing.

They had fur coats you know.

da joos

Thing is, we have snow and ice so rarely that even small amounts of it cause trouble because no fucker knows how to drive in it and we never have enough salt.

Its pathetic but I dont care, I'm comfy, probably might go for a walk in it soon, I do love a brisk walk in the cold.

>airports have snow fleets
>if the friction test fails do you want to land a plane on it?

It's more of a pain that people can't drive properly and fuck the roads up

>muh BMW x5
>aw fuck, summer tyres
>wonder why not 4x4
>small hatchback passes them stuck in snow

Fine m8 just a bit nippy out

Meanwhile I'm stuck here with no money wishing I could live somewhere with an actual winter.

>Dallas gets 1 inch of snow
>the whole city shits itself and shuts down until the fleet of 6 snow plows take all day to clear the road
Why can't Texans handle snow?

It's over...

You know I knew a Finnish girl once. She was saying something stupid and a mate said to her, casually and friendly, "You are mental", as a little joke

And she went fucking batshit insane, screaming "I'M NOT MENTAL HOW DARE YOU SAY I AM MENTAL THAT MEANS I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS"

So I shall respond to you by saying I am not 12, but in fact 28, and if you haven't felt the wind coming off the Irish Sea then you've never really felt true cold.

>Wake up and it's snowed
>Literally snowed more in Savannah, GA last time it snowed there when I lived there.

This happening is wank.

For fucks sake lads, all the schools are closed and the hicks and niggers in the Southern US have taken it better.

It's never over user, call the specialists
youtube.com/watch?v=qxgfFwEZjes

they know what to do and will make it all better