Is it really like this?

is it really like this?

Yes, but also the woman gets fat.

Married With Children taught me all I need to know about marriage

this

Its worse.

Australia spot on as usual.

Spreading divide and conquer agenda into family?

If you marry the first woman you convince to have sex with you, then probably yes.

If you actually learn things about women through shitty relationships then you can find one that isn't a money grubbing whore


>t. Married 3 years with a baby on the way
>Inb4 fuck faggots and their suppressed "blacked" fantasies

So, pic related?

The problem occurs when you don't tell then to shut the fuck up

>Implying any single one of you faggots have or could find a woman to marry you.

No. It is not like that.

I have a wonderfull wife, four kids and been together almost 20 years now. getting cucked by a nigger will happen if you reject your obligations as a man. If you become the woman of the household, she will find someone, who will be a real man. So be fucking man, not some MGTOW cuck and you will live within your own little happy kingdom.

>married for 3 years
You're like a little babe in the woods. Call us when you have been married for 30 years. Do you even realize how many assholes say "oh, this is the one, we will be together FOREVER" and then fall flat on their face? But no, you are different, your relationship is special. Not like the others. Get the fuck out of here.

>>t. Married 3 years with a baby on the way
>still on line 1 of the chart.

kek. Enjoy that pre-BBC'd pussy while you can.

Exactly this, even friends I've seen who married feminists get divorced because eventually than woman grows out of it and wants a guy that can actually fix shit or protect the family

Stop projecting.

If you're stupid enough to marry, be my guest, I'm not betting half of my possessions on the hope that some bitch stays loyal.

>t. 25 year old virgin who's first gf left him last week

Man up faggot

A PC and ps4 don't count as possessions nigger

> tfw having family

>implying my mrs doesn't make more than me
Can't lose, senpai

Was to faggot

>>implying my mrs doesn't make more than me
So one less reason to stay with you then.

Nigger gets sloppy seconds

A REAL CHAD

obese*

Exactly. I would not wanna be in a relationship with a butch half-lesbian. Why would a woman want to be with a nu-male beta pushover. be a fucking man you pussies.

That doesn't mean slapping her around. It means being the rock in the family. Being solid. Taking care of her emotions, teaching your children about right and wrong.

>what are marriage contracts

if the bitch even looks at me wrong way once she'll get dumped on the streets

I have come to believe, that family is the only thing, that will ever keep a man happy. It is the core of his identity. Get a family and make it strong. You will never regret it, unless you make it crash and burn.

Yeah yeah. Better save up on those settlements because your wife would never cheat on you..........

The only dudes attracted to butch half lesbos are closet homos and low test cucks. Any remotely normal man is disgusted by them

This.

> not posting the second part

Also, working in law field yes this is correct. Here is a real case if you want to rage :

> couple happily married
> they have a child in 2009
> she left him for an another man and get pregnant again (the another man is the father) in...2010
> divorce ensues
> court says she keeps the house the man paid for because "muh children"
> area is too expensive so the man has to live away from his child
> court make him pay huge alimony because "muh children" also the mother can't be expected to work and provide for herself because "muh children need mommy"
> man has enough of this shit and get to court
> says "Look she is with an another man now, they live under the same roof and even have a child together. He can and has to be the one providing for her"
> court says "Duh you can be sure they will stay together. Also, maybe her second chid was an accident so not an argument. Try again in a few years".
> mother can freely uses the alimony to go on holidays and can brag about it

Day of the rope for the judges when?

Right. So when you marry a woman and start becomming complacent. stop being the man of the house. Then she will look at you, as a low test cuck.

What kind of fucking man, cries as much as his wife?
What kind of man are afraid to argue with a woman, even when he know he is right?
Can one be called a man, if he his wife has more balls than him?
This generation was raised by women...

can confirm, -50k$

You do have to remember, the influx of immigrants here aren't inherently more masculine then the refugees coming into Germany. I understand your feelings of despair because you undoubtedly spent your life trying to portray yourself as an ally to the feminists in a desperate attempt to get laid.

And now that adulthood is here the women realize they don't want a nu male anymore and the only thing resembling masculinity is the Syrian down the street

MGTOW defending their extinction like always. Make babies for the white race you nerd virgins.

Once you MGTOW, then the jew has really won. only then can the white race truely be destroyed.

Fuck, this picture hits too close to home when I consider how my parents acted towards one another when I grew up...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Hey man, whatever makes you sleep at night. I'm sure your marriage is totally the exception and you and your wife will be happy forever, because you got it all figured out. What could go wrong, really? Dadadada time for now honey, see you later *kiss on forehead*. Meanwhile on facebook.....

people need to realize that marriage is a LEGAL CONTRACT and with who? THE STATE.

you are signing a document allowing the state to fuck you hard up the ass for 20 years or longer.

think about that

>Implying half of Sup Forums and /r9k/ aren't just disgruntled divorcees

This is true.
My point is to find a woman to settle down with.
If you wanna aviod all the legal stuff, then just don't sign the piece of paper.

Most 4channers are middle aged men stuck in a legal system of paying child support.

We make fun of MGTOW

Yeah because no one else who was married for 3 years mistakenly thought 'this is the one'.

You think any man goes into marriage believing it's going to end in divorce?
You're just as deluded as every other chump who got cleaned out.

I hope it works out for you but you're in no position to give out advice after just 3 years of marriage.

right, i lived this. took 3 years and 50k$ legal fees and giving up 100k equity in house i bought plus 15 years support payments.

need some lawyers in picture.

if she has any brains at all she wont allow that, any woman who would would be so dumb i wouldnt trust her on anything

Depends who you marry.
>My wife when we met was already red pilled, hates niggers, hates jews and wishes Hitler eradicated them completely.
>She had a degree by the age of 18
>Completely introverted and just basically cannot stand talking to anybody but me
>Thanks to her chest and face going bright red when shes nervous she cannot lie at all
>Believes in the foundation of the traditional marriage, besides having to work part time because thats just kike ruled age we live in
>Slim blonde 9 years younger than my old arse

Yes I hit the jackpot and we have a handsome Aryan boy. It's not hard cunts just be smart about the right woman and make sure you both share the same core values and beliefs.

Either that or get a prenub....
I mean...

I'll tell you right now m8. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance. I thought I was in your situation, but women change when you don't expect it, they're weird fucking critters I tell ya

But you can't deny a lot of people are actually really dumb and could marry or have a child knowing their relationship is shit but first they think they can't have better, and second they think it will get better with more commitment.

Mehr, my wife knows that I will kill her if I find out she cheats. I know she would do the same.

A strong man keeps his women in check. If a nigger fucks your wife and lives kys because you are not a man.

why isn't it legal to murder your wife if she wants a divorce? At the very least why do they have any right to your money/property/kids.

I look at these pictures and look at my wife and kid and think this is where my life is headed and I think I will go full homicidal mode before I let that happen. She will never take my money while Im alive.

Yup... I'm pretty sure I'll find a wife like yours in 2017

Not for me, thinking about getting married, would have done it now if not for Sup Forums, been with gf for several years now, thinking about kids etc, it's like that if you get a shitty wife, sure, but if not...

fpbp

The lightswitch effect is by far the most baffling thing in a womans brain. One day you are the love of her life the next day you are nothing.

I agree. I been through a lot of women and seen what they can do. Just my wife is the most unique female I have ever seen. Which is probably what most men say, well six years later we still going stronger than ever. She tells me we're in it for the long haul no matter what.
She just is the most different woman I have ever seen, she just wants a family of a husband and child which is what she has.

In the end I've been through more women than I can remember and I can live on my own just fine.

I guess her coming from a very loving and stable family and being financially fine has a lot to do with it as well. I keep telling her one day her mind will change or in her 40's she will probably leave me when I am in my 50's she tells me that won't happen but then menopause could make her do absolutely anything.

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You're an idiot. That way you only make it more exiciting for her. In the UK there was a day in the week where pick pockets would be hanged in the streets, but even at the public executions there were pick pockets stealing shit. Also threatening to kill her won't make her love you more.

You still haven't had a kid yet lmao. Naive little man.

A stern backhand can solve this all

>old people on Sup Forums

why

>Sup Forums power fantasies

I'm married. We've got to the part where I don't make her feel special. I'm probably going to join the Naval JAG program to accelerate things so I can get out of this saving face.

No it's literally fucking not

That comic is jew propaganda so laquisha can shit out kids faster than mary

Stop being a fucking beta faggot and get a white wife and make white kids

Then who will stay with the wife's son? :^)

That's what happens when you have a divorce rate over 50% and children getting put into soul custody of their mother because the judge might be viewed as sexist otherwise.

>Typical atheist relationship

It's a little satirical but the picture is highly accurate and statistics back it up. The key is not to got full MGTOW, just abandon western atheist women and you'll be fine.

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God damn it. You Assies are the best Anglos.

Would you rather I go on the censored part of the Internet, or?

Censorship is typically justified as "for the kids"; if anything, it should be you that leaves so you don't end up in this perpetuity.

It's not delusional, and men are not the reason the white population is falling.

Alpha/Beta isn't real and that's the jew propaganda. Unless you're a nu male there is nothing wrong with you, women are the ones who're overwhelming broken.

>dont even bother if youre under 6`2
lol

Haha, they call it the SEVEN year itch for a reason faggot

MGTOW faggots are pathetic. Most of them are white trash who isn't trying hard enough. They are contributing to the destruction of our race. And that's that.

Who said anything about mgtow?

butthurt roastie detected!

not all women are like german feminist sluts.

but many are, unfortunately.

btw, nice movie taste

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Whenever I asked those who were married for 20 years and more, or those who had a horrible, life destroying divorce what the reasons for their success or failure were, I never received an answer. They had no idea. - Sometimes they would name a half-baked reason, but even they themselves realized quickly it wasn't really because of it, positive or negative. And even my traditional grandmother who was married for sixty years had nothing more to say than: "It's a lottery!"

So really, all of these threads, mostly by people who never were married in the first place, ammount to a big, depressive nothing in the end.

no because i married an asian woman

>doggo outside

Now that's devilish.

can someone post the one where the guy cuts his wife a deal where she gets 75 percent of his wealth but gives up custody rights because he knew family is more important than any money. Always makes me happy to know there's some good left in the world.

>Good Goy, see marriage is pointless... watch this porn