Post things that don't exist,i'll start

Post things that don't exist,i'll start

>gay conservatives

>he thinks gay tories don't exist

Son, I...

Peaceful niggers

>straight OP

Milo yiannopolis

My friend is a gay conservative, even more conservative. At my uni he runs a student organization for republicans. He's also a poli sci major. Great guy, really smart too.

Martin luther king jr.

even more conservative *than I am; yikes, fucked up.

This

>gay muslim

They exist fagtron, even on YouTube there's a conservative tranny

This

>eyes up here silly boys don't objectify me! ;)))

what
about
milo

Shitloads of Muslims are gay pedophiles.

Hi, i see you're new here.

this is now a Milo thread

Loyal women

peter thiel

Those arent real muslims
Real muslims fuck women only
Muslims hate gays

Mike Pence
Ted Cruise
Lindsay Graham

And all those bathroom hookups from the last 15 years. They were all conservatives.

Never heard of man love Thursday?
But to be fair that's more of a Shia thing.

I saw Milo Yiannopoulos at a grocery store in Tijuana, some months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>in the process of showing off my tits for likes on snapchat

Western women that are not whores

Peter Thiel
He's not your typical conservative, but I'd still put him in the realm of conservative. I fucking love that dude.

>its this same 1 post by this ID bot thread
>idiots still respond

This is a great pasta.

also conservagays do exist, but only about .01% rate in the wild.

I don't know about european muslims but people from North Caucusus, who are supposed to be manly Allah warriors, tend to use abusive collocations like "I will fuck your mouth" or "do you want me to fuck your ass" unlike other folks who speak russian.

They are literally the most real Muslims you'll ever meet you fucking shitposting nigger.

Left libertarians

Good one Mexico

>Ted Cruise

I SEE WAT U DID THAR