>get on plane
>look towards cockpit
>see this
What do Sup Forums?
>get on plane
>look towards cockpit
>see this
What do Sup Forums?
smile at them and go to my seat because I'm not a creepy racist weirdo
I kick them the fuck off out of the cockpit and fly it myself with the power of pure whiteness.
"aye what up senpai, yall good? fuck drumpf and white people also"
Get off the plane.
Wonder why I was getting on one in the first place. I hate planes.
"Do a barrel roll ya black cunt"
>"shieeet wassup my man waspoppin g have a seat we b takin off rull soon dog."
>Alright man.
kek
Surprisingly agree with this.
>at least it's not two women
be thankful that I brought my parachute
start hyperventilating
>>look towards cockpit
I never do this. I dont want to know who the pilot is.
Look around for Tom Arnold and Snoop Dogg, clearly I have stumbled onto the set of Soul Plane 2.
drop my pants and bend over
I shout "Fucking niggers" in a thick polish accent.
Then I leave Sup Forums.
>Do a 360
>walk out
I check for snakes
Breathe a sigh of relief that they aren't Asian.
>exit sharply
or
>Aloha Snack bar
gtfo the plane because niggers can't do anything
make peace with my gods and await judgement.
Do nothing because even chimps can be trained to perform tasks.
Sit back in my seat smiling, knowing that the pilots are two beautiful empowered black goddesses and enjoy the flight
Get off
Underrated
Also underrated
Except the one on the left is a dude.
Check if the rims are missing.
Call the police.
>a minority driving me to my destination
The world is in order.
don't be scared homie
>implying it's hard to mix up sheboons and tyrones
Classic Aussie
I check my privilege before I stop them from hijacking the plane.
This but I'd have a weird feeling during the flight because I am a creepy racist weirdo
Fucking kek
crash the plane
>crash this plane
>with no survivors
Eh
If i die in a plane crash atleast i can go out in style and quick
Either that
Or i will end up in a Bear Grylls position
Win Win Scenario for me
WE
HIVE SLAV MIND
WINDWAKER
Fly standby on the next flight
thank them for driving the luggage car
>AYO HOL UP NIGGAZ, DIS BE THA CAP'AIN SPEAKIN, IT BE LIKE MORNING N SHEIT AND WE IZ TAKIN OFF RIGHT NOW. PUT ON DA MOTHAFUCKIN SEATBELT. THA FRIED CHICKEN WILL BE SERVED IN 2 HOURS *Nicka Minaj song about twerking blasting through the passenger cabin*
check the VIN number
Go to my seat. They would never pair a co-pilot with an inexperienced pilot. + if she crashes into clouds, it will do no damage to the plane, bc they are clouds
Call the Police, because they are trying to steal the plane and search for the true pilots.
Least up in the air they cant pull drive by's on Tyrone
>360 walk off of plane
...
Allah Akabr
Did you just assume xer gender?
Look good much better when few drinked ivans.
>the cockpit door is open and not locked
I throw them out and hijack the plane, of course
> Check the plane
> It's Tesla jet autopilot Neural Networks
> Falls asleep to an Adam Sandler movie
Just kms before they can
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>filthy nigger
>drives the plane
I would kill em, and go make another great 9/11
>KEK WILLS BLOOD
>do nothing
Its when they have a beard or ones wearing a headscarf that you need to panic
Wonder why the flight attendants are in the pilot seat