Every major religion has a taboo against masturbation, is everyone retarded or is it because perhaps they are right. Masturbation is degenerate, it encourages degeneracy, and slowly leads you downhill towards more degeneracy. It's a sin and if you read the Torah it's wasting your seed. The scriptures prove Jesus did not want you to masturbate. Sexual energy must be saved for reproduction
>pic related is John Harvey Kellogg one of my heros who brought circumcision to the West to stop masturbation
Jordan Morgan
Its true , masturbating is very unhealthy
Nathaniel Campbell
Why is canada allowed to post here?
Gavin Martinez
God bless you my Austrian friend. Despite the ((science)) industrial complex claiming otherwise any self-respecting man knows it's unhealthy
Why are you allowed to masturbate?
Isaiah Jenkins
masturbating is making mans into beta males
Thomas Hall
THIS. Masturbation is unhealthy, it's a sin, it's degenerate, and frankly disgusting. I am sickened by the fact that we allow this to be discussed as joke on TV, if we ban cigerette ads why not ban masturbation on TV when shown in a positive lite?
Jeremiah Price
Exactly my man. It destroys the mind, body, and spirit. It is the source of the numale problem.
Angel Jones
Because I live in a country that values liberty more than shitposting.
Caleb Thomas
>stopped masturbating >ended up with a boyfriend
The formula needs work
Robert Edwards
I'm sorry, I'm can't stop myself from masturbating. I want to fap to Stella getting piggy-banged.
Cameron Nguyen
>MUH FREEDOM You know liberty is a codeword for degeneracy right? You have freedom to degenerate yourself thus pulling down society.
Evan James
>this is an actual person Civilization was a mistake
Sebastian Morris
But how would an anti-masturbation laws be enforced?
William Scott
I'm MGTOW so I don't use relationships as an argument
Kayden Long
You people, and I use the term loosely, seriously need to be purged.
Robert Powell
Civilization isn't a mistake, ignorance is. If a civilization valued it's civilian populace and wanted them to be healthy both in mind spirit and body there would be no problem
Government issued chastity belts which are locked and only social security has the key. You are given the key for a time when you want to reproduce and are sent into a highly monitored room with your mate.
Bentley Martin
Yeah but me being gay surely wasn't the result you wanted
Cooper Sanchez
If you stop masturbating for 90 days you won't be gay anymore.
Evan Perez
My boyfriend keeps me caged and fucks me in the ass
Camden Brooks
>sexually repressed baptists
Nicholas Howard
Being repressed is a good thing, better than letting your degeneracy leak out.
Elijah White
Repressing one of the most integral parts of being human isn't healthy.
Gavin Cook
Civilization is a mistake,it imposes rules and forbids you from doing things you want to do, humans were better off when they walked on all fours to be honest with you. Now our primal instincts are suppressed, that's why so many people are depressed and shit nowadays. Just look at your posts. You've convinced yourself masturbation is "degenerate" and you should stop doing it, when all that'll do for you is make you unhappy and possibly angry
Carson Butler
Masturbation isn't healthy. It destroys us
Josiah Hernandez
Get a job you worthless neet.
Benjamin Hill
This is payback for using masturbation machines on us during the holocaust goyim!
Landon Turner
>criminalizing non-harmful private activities Into the trash it goes.
Justin Smith
>Civilization is a mistake,it imposes rules and forbids you from doing things you want to do Humans need to be told what to do to prevent them from turning to degeneracy
>humans were better off when they walked on all fours to be honest with you. Bullshit. Live was hell before the industrial revolution, and EXTREME hell before civilization. Tribal life is a constant struggle against hunger, thirst, pain, and fear
>Now our primal instincts are suppressed, that's why so many people are depressed and shit nowadays. People are depressed now a days because of masturbation.
>Just look at your posts. You've convinced yourself masturbation is "degenerate" and you should stop doing it, when all that'll do for you is make you unhappy and possibly angry Masturbation is what makes men unhappy, depressed, almost any disease possible including mental ones are caused by masturbation
Alexander Myers
I wonder if prohibition would make it more attractive. Taboo and so on. Hmmm, hot forbidden masturbation.
Gabriel Jackson
Fuck off masturbating scum
Henry Allen
In moderation, I think it's healthy. People who have no self control are degenerate, not masturbation itself.
Connor Turner
>non-harmfull >IMPLYING THE MOST HARMFUL ACT EVER IS "non-harmfull"
Isaiah Peterson
Doesn't matter if it's more attractive. People still won't be able to do it. Besides what you are saying is wrong. When masturbation was illegal it was considered very sinful and if you did it you were shunned by everyone.
WRONG. Moderate masturbation is equally as bad. Masturbation is terrible itself.
Adrian Thomas
Do you not see the irony of a person who will be a net drain on society for his entire life telling people how to improve society?
Aiden Mitchell
I hope this is bait and you aren't genuinely unaware of post IDs.
Range ban Canadians from this board.
Jason Walker
Are you genuinely trolling?
Gabriel Hall
Having a job makes you a drain on society. You are using up a job that someone else could have. Just by having a job you are consuming up the most valuable resource a country can have for it's citizens, and that is jobs.
>muh non-agression principal Please be trolling
Oliver Phillips
Lets wait for science to answer the question for us.
For now, we will never know if it may or may not lead to degeneracy. Just pointless arguments and anecdotes.
Landon Martinez
How would it be enforced?
Brandon Nguyen
define degeneracy
1984
Brody Rivera
eradicate porn, daily penis inspections. >Lets wait for science to answer the question for us. (((Science))) hasn't told the truth for the past 50 years. The honest studies we have show it is detrimental.
Noah Parker
>hero >one of the most successful kryptokikes responsible for America having the majority of its males getting jewdicks
Can we please just ban Canada, this shit is worse than Australians in 2015.
Xavier Long
They literally do nothing but shitpost.
Nathan Ross
>MUH SCIENCE >MUH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON >MUH NERDINESS Fuck off
Also
>lead to degeneracy It by it's nature is degeneracy
Government issued chastity belts where only social security holds the key. They will give you they key once you are in a highly monitored room with a mate. This can only be done for reproduction
Isaac Morales
I like him because he brought circumcision to the West and was anti-masturbation
Carson Davis
You are sitting home alone on a friday night talking about masturbation to people you don't even know..
Kevin Parker
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Gabriel Gray
Well what else am I suppose to do? You tell me.
Brandon Reed
Freedom to be gay Freedom to have abortion Freedom for immigrants to rape women Freedom from the ebil nazis Freedom to express faggotry in public Freedom to fuck dogs Thank God I live in good ol' FREE Canada! Liberty is nice, but you can't just says fuck laws and borders and shit. Freedom to be protected from these people is what I want.
Gabriel Collins
Shamed not illegal
Government's business is not fapping
Zachary Bell
Masturbate
Liam Baker
Boy or girl? >inb4 other
Benjamin Cruz
You're human trash.
Sebastian Rogers
Government has every right to prevent degeneracy. So that's where you are wrong kiddo
I don't masturbate. NoFap and MGTOW
William Cruz
How would you enforce it you fucking leaf
Lincoln Thomas
You're human trash
Anthony Cooper
>the Torah take your kike literature and kys
Noah Nelson
Why do you think wanking is more responsible for degeneracy than (((porn)))?
Hudson Collins
Government issued chastity belts where only social security has the key. And they are given to you only once in a highly monitored room with a mate for the purpose of reproduction
Joshua Davis
I agree masturbation and porn is degenerate but I believe that we should be free to have the ability to jerk it to some females or not.
Killing is degenerate, so lets ban guns. Porn is fuel to the degeneracy just as guns.
Evan Thomas
Pry it from my cold dead hands!
Carter Price
I almost, ALMOST took this bait. Not bad moosefucker
Jonathan Fisher
How in Gods name are you going to enforce this ban?
Jordan Cox
>not respecting your ancestors who preserved their beliefs for 4000 fucking years You're scum, please have cancer.
Joseph Stewart
Masturbation in itself isn't bad but masturbating to porn is
Luke Powell
If someone actually gave a shit about they would realize condoms ruined the entire sexual behaviour of humans
Adrian Lewis
Looking at porn has no effect on your brain. that has any major impact. When you masturbate and orgasm that literally causes testosterone receptors to close and estrogen receptors to widen.
Jordan Myers
This is the modern man's struggle. Pornography must be outlawed if a stable functioning society is to be maintained.
Nathaniel Moore
>encouraging authoritarianism and kike reading
Not so fast, Rabbi. Get out of here oven dodger
Landon Davis
So allow porn but but ban masturbate. I disagree with what you are saying. There is no degeneracy in moderation, you are either degenerate or not.
I explained it at least 5 different times in this thread. Social Security issued chastity belts where only SS has the key. They give it to you when you go into a highly monitored room with a mate for reproduction purpose
Porn is fine. It's masturbation that's bad. Porn has almost no impact on the brain other than minor addiction proves. Masturbation closes receptors that absorb testosterone.
Oliver Gutierrez
Okay and you will regulate this how? will you put a bell on everyones dong so the police an hear you?
John Ward
Church tried to ban condoms but no one listened
Christianity is a white-mans religion
Jeremiah Bailey
No, Social Security issued chastity belts and the only time you get the key is when you go into a room with a mate for reproduction purposes.
Asher Howard
>2026 >masturbation has been a crime for four years >US porn industry has crashed and prostitution has skyrocketed >unable to get a gf and too poor to buy a whore >literally years of semen yearning for release >take out my sexually-repressed rage on Sup Forums >canucks spamming porn for the sixteenth billion time >see a hentai picture of ALL of my fetishes, finally snap >As soon as my hand is firmly wrapped around my shaft and I begin stroking, my government-issued genital implant kicks in and administers a brutal shock >cry as I sit in my chair with blue balls and a sore penis >thirty minutes later the police show up at my door and write me a ticket
Levi Clark
>>pic related is John Harvey Kellogg one of my heros who brought circumcision to the West to stop masturbation He also suggested applying acid to little girls' clits for the same reason.
Blake Nelson
>Mein kaiser
I try to fap once a week only to imagination. I went from 3 times a day. Feels great I feel like another me.
Samuel Baker
>Porn is fine. It's masturbation that's bad. Porn has almost no impact on the brain other than minor addiction proves I don't think most people watch porn for the intriguing story lines.
Elijah Rodriguez
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Ryder Howard
>prostitution has skyrocketed That would obviously be illegal
>unable to get gf Yeah, why would you want a gf anyway. MGTOW is way better than dealing with relationship drama
>literally years of semen yearning for release Wrong. After a week the semen in you gets converted to spiritual energy which helps your mind, body, and soul
Gavin Wilson
Once again proving you control freaks will obsess about anything Stop worrying about my penis, you psychos. Real men are too busy with their own business to pearl clutch over other people's private habits.
Caleb Gray
You aren't even trying.
Benjamin Flores
Some watch it for the comedic effect, which i frankly think is degenerate
If they did that they'd get arrested and serve time in a masturbation rehab center.
Ryan Lewis
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Robert Parker
How the hell would you even enforce this? Like at work random sperm count tests? and what would even be the punishment for beating the meat? a fine? imprisonment?
Jose Thompson
How could you measure sperm counts without masturbation
Leo White
Real men understand that masturbation is a sin and doing it is pure degeneracy. You are a sexual freak and a psycho for literally FUCKING yourself
You're trolling has been shit, just so you know.
Thomas Jenkins
>not going for full chemical castration what are you, degenerate?
Luis Howard
I don't know whether to praise Sup Forums for trying to converse with a leaf, or paddle anons for thinking you can have an intelligent talk with one.
Dominic Flores
>Yeah, why would you want a gf anyway. MGTOW is way better than dealing with relationship drama. >if you read the Torah it's wasting your seed. if you're not gonna get married than how are you wasting the seed exactly?
Aaron Bailey
I have explained about 10 times in this thread. Just Ctrl + F and type "social security" and you will come to at least 10 results of me explaining it.
Caleb Lee
you don't need to be circumcised to nofap
Cooper Perez
What is everyone here opinion on masterbation tho? Is it better for you to not masterbate?
Aaron Murphy
>masturbation federally banned as a felony crime >enforcement via chastity belts The intellectual bleeding edge of the new far right, everyone.
God help the national public budget, God help the taxpayers and God help the poor sods forced to regulate and manage meme regulations like this.
Jonathan Young
No because that prevents the creation of semen. Creation of semen is good because if not ejactulated out within a certain amount of time it gets converted to useful energy
Because it gets converted to energy if not used. That energy makes you more alpha.
Nolan Ramirez
It helps tho
Don't masturbate, at all.
Matthew Hill
Would you rather the money be spent on welfare and food stamps?
Dylan King
Try and stop me, fag
Ian Miller
ok have fun in your totalitarian shithole. I'll be in freedom land but what would be the punishment for lock picking?
Joshua Gonzalez
>implying that banning masturbating could actually be enforced, short of chopping everyone's dick off >implying that natural selection won't get rid of the degenerates who are addicted to masturbating