Masturbation Must Be Made Illegal In the West To Prevent Degeneracy

Every major religion has a taboo against masturbation, is everyone retarded or is it because perhaps they are right. Masturbation is degenerate, it encourages degeneracy, and slowly leads you downhill towards more degeneracy. It's a sin and if you read the Torah it's wasting your seed. The scriptures prove Jesus did not want you to masturbate. Sexual energy must be saved for reproduction

>pic related is John Harvey Kellogg one of my heros who brought circumcision to the West to stop masturbation

Its true , masturbating is very unhealthy

Why is canada allowed to post here?

God bless you my Austrian friend. Despite the ((science)) industrial complex claiming otherwise any self-respecting man knows it's unhealthy

Why are you allowed to masturbate?

masturbating is making mans into beta males

THIS. Masturbation is unhealthy, it's a sin, it's degenerate, and frankly disgusting. I am sickened by the fact that we allow this to be discussed as joke on TV, if we ban cigerette ads why not ban masturbation on TV when shown in a positive lite?

Exactly my man. It destroys the mind, body, and spirit. It is the source of the numale problem.

Because I live in a country that values liberty more than shitposting.

>stopped masturbating
>ended up with a boyfriend


The formula needs work

I'm sorry, I'm can't stop myself from masturbating. I want to fap to Stella getting piggy-banged.

>MUH FREEDOM
You know liberty is a codeword for degeneracy right? You have freedom to degenerate yourself thus pulling down society.

>this is an actual person
Civilization was a mistake

But how would an anti-masturbation laws be enforced?

I'm MGTOW so I don't use relationships as an argument

You people, and I use the term loosely, seriously need to be purged.

Civilization isn't a mistake, ignorance is. If a civilization valued it's civilian populace and wanted them to be healthy both in mind spirit and body there would be no problem

Government issued chastity belts which are locked and only social security has the key. You are given the key for a time when you want to reproduce and are sent into a highly monitored room with your mate.

Yeah but me being gay surely wasn't the result you wanted

If you stop masturbating for 90 days you won't be gay anymore.

My boyfriend keeps me caged and fucks me in the ass

>sexually repressed baptists

Being repressed is a good thing, better than letting your degeneracy leak out.

Repressing one of the most integral parts of being human isn't healthy.

Civilization is a mistake,it imposes rules and forbids you from doing things you want to do, humans were better off when they walked on all fours to be honest with you. Now our primal instincts are suppressed, that's why so many people are depressed and shit nowadays. Just look at your posts. You've convinced yourself masturbation is "degenerate" and you should stop doing it, when all that'll do for you is make you unhappy and possibly angry

Masturbation isn't healthy. It destroys us

Get a job you worthless neet.

This is payback for using masturbation machines on us during the holocaust goyim!

>criminalizing non-harmful private activities
Into the trash it goes.

>Civilization is a mistake,it imposes rules and forbids you from doing things you want to do
Humans need to be told what to do to prevent them from turning to degeneracy

>humans were better off when they walked on all fours to be honest with you.
Bullshit. Live was hell before the industrial revolution, and EXTREME hell before civilization. Tribal life is a constant struggle against hunger, thirst, pain, and fear

>Now our primal instincts are suppressed, that's why so many people are depressed and shit nowadays.
People are depressed now a days because of masturbation.

>Just look at your posts. You've convinced yourself masturbation is "degenerate" and you should stop doing it, when all that'll do for you is make you unhappy and possibly angry
Masturbation is what makes men unhappy, depressed, almost any disease possible including mental ones are caused by masturbation

I wonder if prohibition would make it more attractive. Taboo and so on. Hmmm, hot forbidden masturbation.

Fuck off masturbating scum

In moderation, I think it's healthy. People who have no self control are degenerate, not masturbation itself.

>non-harmfull
>IMPLYING THE MOST HARMFUL ACT EVER IS "non-harmfull"

Doesn't matter if it's more attractive. People still won't be able to do it. Besides what you are saying is wrong. When masturbation was illegal it was considered very sinful and if you did it you were shunned by everyone.

WRONG. Moderate masturbation is equally as bad. Masturbation is terrible itself.

Do you not see the irony of a person who will be a net drain on society for his entire life telling people how to improve society?

I hope this is bait and you aren't genuinely unaware of post IDs.

Range ban Canadians from this board.

Are you genuinely trolling?

Having a job makes you a drain on society. You are using up a job that someone else could have. Just by having a job you are consuming up the most valuable resource a country can have for it's citizens, and that is jobs.

>muh non-agression principal
Please be trolling

Lets wait for science to answer the question for us.

For now, we will never know if it may or may not lead to degeneracy. Just pointless arguments and anecdotes.

How would it be enforced?

define degeneracy

1984

eradicate porn, daily penis inspections.
>Lets wait for science to answer the question for us.
(((Science))) hasn't told the truth for the past 50 years.
The honest studies we have show it is detrimental.

>hero
>one of the most successful kryptokikes responsible for America having the majority of its males getting jewdicks

Can we please just ban Canada, this shit is worse than Australians in 2015.

They literally do nothing but shitpost.

>MUH SCIENCE
>MUH NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
>MUH NERDINESS
Fuck off

Also

>lead to degeneracy
It by it's nature is degeneracy

Government issued chastity belts where only social security holds the key. They will give you they key once you are in a highly monitored room with a mate. This can only be done for reproduction

I like him because he brought circumcision to the West and was anti-masturbation

You are sitting home alone on a friday night talking about masturbation to people you don't even know..

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Well what else am I suppose to do? You tell me.

Freedom to be gay
Freedom to have abortion
Freedom for immigrants to rape women
Freedom from the ebil nazis
Freedom to express faggotry in public
Freedom to fuck dogs
Thank God I live in good ol' FREE Canada!
Liberty is nice, but you can't just says fuck laws and borders and shit. Freedom to be protected from these people is what I want.

Shamed not illegal

Government's business is not fapping

Masturbate

Boy or girl?
>inb4 other

You're human trash.

Government has every right to prevent degeneracy. So that's where you are wrong kiddo

I don't masturbate. NoFap and MGTOW

How would you enforce it you fucking leaf

You're human trash

>the Torah
take your kike literature and kys

Why do you think wanking is more responsible for degeneracy than (((porn)))?

Government issued chastity belts where only social security has the key. And they are given to you only once in a highly monitored room with a mate for the purpose of reproduction

I agree masturbation and porn is degenerate but I believe that we should be free to have the ability to jerk it to some females or not.

Killing is degenerate, so lets ban guns. Porn is fuel to the degeneracy just as guns.

Pry it from my cold dead hands!

I almost, ALMOST took this bait. Not bad moosefucker

How in Gods name are you going to enforce this ban?

>not respecting your ancestors who preserved their beliefs for 4000 fucking years
You're scum, please have cancer.

Masturbation in itself isn't bad but masturbating to porn is

If someone actually gave a shit about they would realize condoms ruined the entire sexual behaviour of humans

Looking at porn has no effect on your brain. that has any major impact. When you masturbate and orgasm that literally causes testosterone receptors to close and estrogen receptors to widen.

This is the modern man's struggle. Pornography must be outlawed if a stable functioning society is to be maintained.

>encouraging authoritarianism and kike reading

Not so fast, Rabbi. Get out of here oven dodger

So allow porn but but ban masturbate. I disagree with what you are saying. There is no degeneracy in moderation, you are either degenerate or not.

I explained it at least 5 different times in this thread. Social Security issued chastity belts where only SS has the key. They give it to you when you go into a highly monitored room with a mate for reproduction purpose

Porn is fine. It's masturbation that's bad. Porn has almost no impact on the brain other than minor addiction proves. Masturbation closes receptors that absorb testosterone.

Okay and you will regulate this how? will you put a bell on everyones dong so the police an hear you?

Church tried to ban condoms but no one listened

Christianity is a white-mans religion

No, Social Security issued chastity belts and the only time you get the key is when you go into a room with a mate for reproduction purposes.

>2026
>masturbation has been a crime for four years
>US porn industry has crashed and prostitution has skyrocketed
>unable to get a gf and too poor to buy a whore
>literally years of semen yearning for release
>take out my sexually-repressed rage on Sup Forums
>canucks spamming porn for the sixteenth billion time
>see a hentai picture of ALL of my fetishes, finally snap
>As soon as my hand is firmly wrapped around my shaft and I begin stroking, my government-issued genital implant kicks in and administers a brutal shock
>cry as I sit in my chair with blue balls and a sore penis
>thirty minutes later the police show up at my door and write me a ticket

>>pic related is John Harvey Kellogg one of my heros who brought circumcision to the West to stop masturbation
He also suggested applying acid to little girls' clits for the same reason.

>Mein kaiser

I try to fap once a week only to imagination. I went from 3 times a day. Feels great I feel like another me.

>Porn is fine. It's masturbation that's bad. Porn has almost no impact on the brain other than minor addiction proves
I don't think most people watch porn for the intriguing story lines.

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>prostitution has skyrocketed
That would obviously be illegal

>unable to get gf
Yeah, why would you want a gf anyway. MGTOW is way better than dealing with relationship drama

>literally years of semen yearning for release
Wrong. After a week the semen in you gets converted to spiritual energy which helps your mind, body, and soul

Once again proving you control freaks will obsess about anything
Stop worrying about my penis, you psychos.
Real men are too busy with their own business to pearl clutch over other people's private habits.

You aren't even trying.

Some watch it for the comedic effect, which i frankly think is degenerate

If they did that they'd get arrested and serve time in a masturbation rehab center.

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How the hell would you even enforce this?
Like at work random sperm count tests?
and what would even be the punishment for beating the meat? a fine? imprisonment?

How could you measure sperm counts without masturbation

Real men understand that masturbation is a sin and doing it is pure degeneracy. You are a sexual freak and a psycho for literally FUCKING yourself

You're trolling has been shit, just so you know.

>not going for full chemical castration
what are you, degenerate?

I don't know whether to praise Sup Forums for trying to converse with a leaf, or paddle anons for thinking you can have an intelligent talk with one.

>Yeah, why would you want a gf anyway. MGTOW is way better than dealing with relationship drama.
>if you read the Torah it's wasting your seed.
if you're not gonna get married than how are you wasting the seed exactly?

I have explained about 10 times in this thread. Just Ctrl + F and type "social security" and you will come to at least 10 results of me explaining it.

you don't need to be circumcised to nofap

What is everyone here opinion on masterbation tho?
Is it better for you to not masterbate?

>masturbation federally banned as a felony crime
>enforcement via chastity belts
The intellectual bleeding edge of the new far right, everyone.

God help the national public budget, God help the taxpayers and God help the poor sods forced to regulate and manage meme regulations like this.

No because that prevents the creation of semen. Creation of semen is good because if not ejactulated out within a certain amount of time it gets converted to useful energy

Because it gets converted to energy if not used. That energy makes you more alpha.

It helps tho

Don't masturbate, at all.

Would you rather the money be spent on welfare and food stamps?

Try and stop me, fag

ok have fun in your totalitarian shithole.
I'll be in freedom land
but what would be the punishment for lock picking?

>implying that banning masturbating could actually be enforced, short of chopping everyone's dick off
>implying that natural selection won't get rid of the degenerates who are addicted to masturbating

and dropped

bye bye you little baby