Brit/pol/ - Based Corbyn Edition

>Labour MP Tristram Hunt resigns, triggering ANOTHER by-election for Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38608825

>"The BBC can't edit the internet, but we won't stand aside either" - 'Permanent Reality Check Team' set up to censor fake news
theguardian.com/media/2017/jan/12/bbc-sets-up-team-to-debunk-fake-news

>Britain will have to follow new EU law for a DECADE after Soft Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-court-justice-transition-malta-dishing-our-judgments-a7524991.html

>Court cases being arranged in Dublin and London to force a Soft Brexit as well as give Britain the option to cancel the process at any time
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/12/further-brexit-court-cases-to-be-launched-in-dublin-and-london

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain" says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>"Labour is not wedded to the idea of free movement" - Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit speech in full
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/labour-not-wedded-freedom-movement-jeremy-corbyns-brexit-speech/

>"The NHS will fail within weeks if it's not given a huge amount of money immediately!" say left-wing bullshitters for the millionth time
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/11/nhs-fail-winter-without-cash-injection-hospital-doctors-tell-theresa-may

>Northern Ireland in chaos as McGuinness stands down
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/10/mcguinness-northern-ireland-cash-for-ash

>The Copeland by-election; what it is and why it matters
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/copeland-election-matter-labour-everything-9600389

>SNOW
thesun.co.uk/news/2598682/snow-uk-thundersnow/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-38610665
youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM
harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer
youtube.com/watch?v=X2mcx6Rd0pg
twitter.com/britainelects/status/819678751554473984
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-38610665

41 YEAR OLD NEET YKTD CONFIRMED FOR DEAD

...

I despise them too.. honestly but what can you do just get a flight from poland to see how easy it is to get into this country..

guys what if we really have been scammed by russians?

theyve used propaganda like illuminati bullshit to make us distrust our own countries more, and then you see stuff like "PUTIN SMASHES NWO" etc

then the brexit and trump comes about and stuff, maybe its all actually true and its a scam by russia

maybe russian propaganda has caused degeneracy and the fall of social cohesion in this country, to make people divided and angry

MAYBE ITS RUSSIAS FAULT I HAVE NO GF REEEEEEEEEE

...

Jeremy "gas the kikes" corbyn

>(((Jeremy Corbyn)))

This tbqh. Only little Englanders and mongs who have been brainwashed by the Russians voted to leave the EU.

piss off m8

>that female co-worker walks past you again
>her tummy is almost hanging out
>she keeps doing it
>just want to fucking punch her in that fat stomach and keep doing it round after round
>make her puke up with the force of all the power

>somebody is already in the toilet
>take the cubical next to them
>little 'poots' as they try to be polite
>let a fat rip out
>tiny, hard turds bullet into the water
>he hurries off
>i let out a small giggle

gotta make your own entertainment, right?

what do you lads get up to at work?

daily reminder that this country is doomed and you're a fucking idiot if you don't intend to leave asap

FUCK BREXIT AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE.

>T. Rusky slave

i voted brexit and supported trump but i think youre right

i think its all a russian scam

ive changed my mind

but on second thought i also dont care because i have no gf and i want to kill myself anyway

w...work?

NO THANKS WAGIE

>t. Aryan slave

>Aryan

NIE LUBI ZYD

Did the Jews give up on Israel while they were sat by the rivers of Babylon?

It's not the Russians, the Russians just originated the idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM

>news
>confusing
Not if you think about it from a Jewish perspective. Then everything makes sense.

...

...

apparently since i haven't found the motivation to wank for a year my 5 inch dick is now one inch and impotent

Nigger.

...

...

I hope Spain tries something with Gibraltar, they need a good arse kicking. Fuck Spain.

...

Just need to power on through it lad

Unfortunately Jews have an average IQ far higher than ours. Moreover, they do not have the intellectual and emotional burden of what the average, working class Briton has.

Try having scouse relatives and telling me there is hope for this country. Try walking around Wigan and telling me that these fat, disgusting animals, with faces similar to that of a raked pasty are reason to have hope.

>Tfw Labour win both Copeland and Stoke-on-Trent by a landslide

anybody up itt ever done a double-penetration threesome with louise mensch and a mate?

>apart from me

Canada in an act of incredible humanity has opened it's boarders to all refugees. Let your refugee friends know

>far higher

Steady on lad, it's not like they averaging 130 or something

The vast majority of the populace don't think
They just

NICOLA STURGEON AND ED MILIBAND HAVING SEX IN NUMBER 10

Harry Perkins - Labour Party [_]
Cyril Smith - Liberal Democrats [_]
Alan Berisford - UK Independence Party [_]
Anthony Charles Lynton - Conservative Party [X]
George Galloway - UK Independence Now [_]
James George Hacker - Open Government [_]
Jack Godell - Green Party [_]

I blame you for this

...

Only in toronto make sure everyone knows, smelly mexicans welcome in toronto town

Even I've got a higher IQ than the vast majority of Jews. Surely we can find at least one person in this country who can figure out how to stop filling it with shitskins.

Yeah mate

Louise's strapon chafed my cock a bit though, need to bring more lube next time

If they did then the ramification for brexit certainly would be interesting. I bet they would make sure we got a hard brexit.

>Louise Mensch

>Thanks grandad, the future sure is bright thanks to you !

What a surprise.

Everyone ready for Troubles 2: Electric Boogaloo?

I'm now a civic nationalist after my wife's son began xir transition.

>tfw to intelligent for the matrix

I'm pretty sure she has some kind of diagnosable psychiatric problem.

After all, we are the nation that produced Shakespeare, Newton and Bowden. Who do the Jews have to compare to them?

w-what happened

>J..j..just wait for hitler

The only thing that would fix this country is literally removing all shit skins, and having a revert back to traditional morality. That will not happen in any time frame soon enough to bring this country back.

Give up lad

I can't stand her now. She follows me on twitter but I had to unfollow because of her #NeverTrumo bullshit. Why does she care so much about Russia? It's embarrassing.

Radicalised on
>A FUCKING KIBBUTZ

You told me porn was bad
It was the only thing keeping my dick alive.

You're just lucky I never have sex anyway

...

Scottish European membership status:
In [ ]
BTFO [x]

...

yeah its called 'nose candy fiend'

I'm surprised her heart hasnt exploded at this point from how much coke she obviously still snorts up her schnozzle.

She's an alcoholic these days too, like most upper middle class women she eventually ends up soaking wine like a french tea towel.

Didn't she post a plan for war with Russia on her twitter? She's definitely a nutcase.

You've gone into sexual hibernation

no big deal lad

>Tell me grand dad, how many of them Germans did you burn alive again?

Oliver Cromwell, do it again!

> son not enough, not enough!

So... what actually is an emperor burger?

If we didn't enter world war 2 then could you really say that the Nazis wouldn't have tried to conquer England at some point?

I pray for the day

I'm ready for taigs round 2 yes

My guess was that it was some kind of menu item specific to whatever restaurant that they went to.

yes

Porn is bad, and a dick kept alive on porn is a bad dick

Care to elaborate?

Can opposition MPs become ministers? If so, has there ever been any?

Just started a new job, so mostly sitting autistically in a corner almost falling asleep waiting for access to be set up.

>I'm the fucking boss. How did this shit happen?

What's the best way to stop wanking? Longest I've gone is 2 weeks.

RIP BREXIT!

But the more frequent one ejaculates the less likely you are to get prostate cancer.
harvardprostateknowledge.org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer

>tfw there is a consumer capitalist inside you
Being aware of it doesn't make it any less disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=X2mcx6Rd0pg

I am a Scottish gayboy with an English bf. He dominates me and my desire to be submissive is like instinct.

NO, THE NAZIS WERE GOOD BOYS ONLY LOOKING TO TEACH THE POLES A LESSON, THAT'S WHY THEY INVADED CZECHOSLOVAKIA FIRST AND FRANCE AND BELGIUM IMMEDIATELY AFTER, LEARN POLAND YOUR HISTORY

War Coalition if that counts, otherwise no.

When my descendants gaze upon the naked stars for the first time on their way to colonise the galaxy, they will do so with the beady eyes of the eternal anglo. But it's up to us to develop politics that will ensure that happens, even if we have to survive for hundreds of years on a Brazil-tier island.

I think the closest that has been was the Con/Dem coalition.

is this real

*immediately after Poland, learn your history

I don't really know, one day I sort of just stopped

Must say I saw a big positive change in my behaviour, but I don't know if that was caused by stopping the porn or vice versa

Then I relapsed a few weeks ago and everything has gone to shit

>land that had been German since the Ice Age
>invaded

This is depressing, Sunderland is supposed to be a Brexit city ffs

That's got nowt to do with porn, dickhead

The thing that made me go was watching fashy gals on youtube.

read what I said retard

Friendly reminder of fuck Scotland,

Who isn't Britain's biggest enemy, both today and historically?

I'd say France but Germany really took the biscuit his century.

Oh. it's real...
twitter.com/britainelects/status/819678751554473984

Porn will obviously mean more ejaculation though. Unless you have a lass.

The Jews.

yeye it's all fun and games until you have to live by yourself

nice
what do you do?

>tfw sucking Anglo cock

Keep in mind it had about 22% turnout.