What's the optimal response here Sup Forums?

For maximum keks

Stop being a cunt and come suck my dick.

i disliked your mom's opening too, show me yours for a comparison

digits confirm

Hao ni?

How often do you play Starcraft?

any of trumps tweets

westernized east asian girls are extremely zealous SJWs

wouldn't bother with them

This.

Sorry, you looked like a puppet of a Chinese communist government who doesn't even like you visit a somewhat esoteric Mongolian throat yodeling image board so I couldn't resist tossing a slanted (like your chink eyes) generalization at you.

再见

Herro

Ris eh me ror rooking for?

yeyyeeeee

Show me your tits you slant eyed fuck

This

Try not to crash on the way over though

Plzplzplz say 'ping ping pong'

So no hao then?

Hao about nao?

ni hao ma?

CHING CHONG

did she go back 6months to write that msg? interesting

>Oh sorry sorry, let's start over. Herro der!

Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

"December 13, 1937 best day of my life. Nanking pigs get rekt lmao."

我不感兴趣,请不要与我联系

CHING CONG DONG KONG CHILD FUK

"So how are we going to name our kids? Normally or without the spoon dropping on the floor?

So is she beyond salvation (domestication)?

Came in to say this

I cur see eh ir ror rice

I cur see eh ir ror smi rr

Check'd

are ya chinese or japanese

update us faggot

if this is true she wants the dick

Ask her if she knows anywhere to get some good dog-meat BBQ.

And eating dogs is one of the most disgusting things ever, anyway dtf?

"My apologies. Anyways, care to share some rice cultivation tips?"

OH ME SO SORRY! ME SO SORRY!

CHINGY CHONG CHING PING PONGERDONG
LONG LINGGGGGGGG

snnniiiiiiffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnniiiiiiifffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...dogs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent dogs yes very much so .....sssssssssnnnnnnnniiiiiffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cats.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....

>Cómo estás?

This reminded me this one time I went to a german bakery which was attended by an actual german woman. She was odd in her dealing with customers, too formal for the latinamerican standard if you ask me.
The one time I bought something from her (it was a lemon pie, kek) I said when I was leaving "auf wiedersehen", in a very broken german of course. She didn't answered shit, just looked at me perplexed while I was slowly making my way to the door, expecting a reaction from her.
Fuck germans and their autism. That was awkward as fuck.

Ideal copy pasta.

Not sure what this chink threads about though.

>"lol wtvr, how do you like to be eaten?"

Want sum fuk?