Not having a pet ROO

>Not having a pet ROO

Explain yourself, beta.

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bumparoni

>please respond

Because abbo's will break into your backyard to hunt the roo.

Afterwards you have to clean up the corpse and gas stain off your driveway.

It wouldn't survive a prairie winter.

i have roo
he is caged
i'm emu
thread is saged

>Wants to come inside
>Kicks backdoor in

Of course what would be the point of a thread if there's no response

>Implying Abo niggers can take down a roo

>he doesn't know that an image negates the sage

feels pretty new in here desu

i tricked you
thread not saged
you are new
i am aged

>go to Thredbo a few months back
>roos everywhere
>sitting in a lift up to Eagle's Nest
>see a fucking BRUMBY hoofing it up the slope, shoulder-deep in snow

But yeah Canadia is probs proper nippy ay cob.

I was actually thinking about it. I'm in wisconsin I can do anything.

Seriously though don't shitpost me for a minute should I do it? I have 2.5 acres of which I think like 1 is fenced.

kek

ROO IN THE LOO

i got nuthin

Because those motherfuckers have a penchant for disemboweling daft cunts that try to fuck with them

>not eating them

What are you a cuck or something?

How many hours did it take you to upload a gif?

Is it true that toilet gators are saving the Alligator population from extinction?

This at first glance
Haiku I thought it was
Mist on apple trees

Once he gets bigger he'll maul you retard.

Get a dog.

Put your fucking leaf back on, soldier

Two and a half days lad, wouldn't be any better in south america tho aye

Nah Nah Roo meat is shit trust me

Why the fuck not mate? just go for it, only shot at life do whatever the fuck u want

capivaras >> kangaroos
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South America has to be on par with Australia in having the weirdest animals. Marsupials and Monotremes are pretty fascinating over all though.

i cant

holy shit that's the best video I've ever seen in muh lifes

Can you even domesticate them?

Murica wont let me have one >:(

Alpha males like all auzzies men can can

Not murica, just your state

>not having a pet roo
>posting general gif of a random roo
why you be lying faggot?
You aint got a pet roo.