>what would you do?
OPEN UP RACIST ITS ANTIFA
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If he manages to actually kick the door down he gets a free serving of lead.
Hide under my bed
would not even hesitate
Don my caltrop-proof boots.
*unzips katana*
skip the warning shot
I will not allow violence against this house.
Come in my house he's fucking dead.
b-but I paid my union dues, Yvette!
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>The door is unlocked
Grab my Taurus I keep in the desk by my door
Probably film the whole damn thing from the window from another room.
Upload the moment his malnourished brittle legs snap in two, due to a strict vegan diet, from kicking the door onto Youtube.
Of course they are still going to stick to the narrative that 50 skinheads ambushed them on their way to a peaceful rally.
My extremely sharp machete is always within reach. I have acres of private land.
They will be butchered and buried on my land, never to be seen again.
Armed intruder kicks in your door and gets a crash course in castle doctrine
They'd be dead, but I wouldn't even use a gun.
HELLO HELLO
ATTENTION KAISER WILLY
WE ARE HERE TO LIBERATE YOU
LIBERATE YOU OF EVERYTHING WEST OF THE RHINE
regards, commune of france
Ive been waiting for this for years.
The only challenge is deciding which firearm to use on what is probably the only human I will ever have a chance to kill justly.
I THINK its my AR.
But my 12 gauge is faster to engage.
And my pistol is always on me.
Watch my the first one get strait up mauled by my based best friend doggo.
Chow I rescued 2 years ago.
He doesn't put up with any monkey business. Anyone who's bonded with a chow knows what I'm talking about.
They'd 100% die for you without hesitation.
We'd ganksquade em.
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Why not all three?
Probably open the door because I thought the pussy was knocking.
antifa doesnt do that
they harass your family over the phone and maybe mess with your car when you're away
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>open up racist!
>kicks door
>hurts foot and twists leg
>falls over
>meanwhile I sit in my house enjoying NEETbux and tendies
I'll disavow David Duke
Maybe not in the US, for obvious reasons.
Considering it would be caught on camera and I would have irrefutable proof that it was a home invasion, lethal force will be used.
*Yawn*
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Call them an ambulance to take them off my property when they shatter their ankle against my door.
Stab him
grab my axe, proceed to make another case of justified legal fatal self defense
antifanigger is gonna end up with his head piked on my lawn, i will not tolerate that bullshit.
Get the shotgun from under the bed
I mean look, in my country I'd probably get arrested and charged for shooting him, but the justice system couldn't make him any less dead by locking me up.
Miss a couple times then finally hit him.
I just got my first gun recently, don't judge me T^T
this totally
many servings actually
Start heating up my frying pan on the stove, when he gets in hit him in the face with it then sear his flesh as he writhes in agony, probably give him a set of stigmata just for shits and giggles then call the cops
A great opportunity for polite discussion!
open up and fight for the fuhrers honor.
fpbp
shoot gun through door
safely sit on counter top where they can't reach me and shoot with commie rifle.
pewpewpew!
There will only be one story, bring your friends!
Open the door, break his face in, call police to pick up trash from my pavement and calculate damage to my door so I know how much to demand.
Antifa is your typical gypsy, unable to fight alone or sucker punching you from behind.
Shit mod, why do all of these mod developers have such a hard on for 13 different political parties that are useless and a focus tree with 45 options?
For fuck sake, enhance the base game, don't expand it until you get bored and then leave everything half finished
Laugh then mag dump
I have a .38 with fuck-your-shit rounds just for occasions like this one.
Don hauberk, grab sword, and raise shield.
Shoot him. Shoot anyone who is with him.
It isn't rocket science, leaf. Break into a man's home, you are going to get a bullet.
I'm a Bernie bro homie. Grab a beer out the fridge.
Pee on them
>meanwhile, in Kuwait
12 gauge high velocity lead poisoning can be a real motherfucker.
KEK y'all gonna wanna see this
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Punch him in the face and break his orbital bone
All you gunfags need to realize melee weapons is where it's at.
>no ammo
>no dumbass restrictions
>no license needed
>silent
>easy to maintain
I'm not saying guns aren't cool and that I don't own any, but from a practical standpoint, melee weapons make more sense
>Maybe not in the US
No, trust me. I know plenty of Antifas. They're 100 times more ruthless than any rightwinger.
>2017
>not having a bayonet
Call the police.
If they get in, I can beat them up.
If they don't, they get arrested, go to jail, and pay for any damage that happened to my door.
Nothing to be afraid of.
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let them in and shoot the cunts
Give them a lesson in the Second Amendment.
What's a melee weapon going to do against a thug with a gun? Nothing. The thug will giggle and fill you with lead.
What about when they get out of jail and burn your house down with you in it?
Keep my door locked and tell him to "fuck off, because I'm not buying any cookies"
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unload my magazine of 5.56 on the fucker with my illegal AR15 and feed the corpse to stray dogs on the street
Right there you excervise your 2nd A
Then my fire alarm will go off, I will get up, grab my dog and my rifle, if there is someone, I can legally shoot him because he is putting me in immediate danger, if not, I call the police, he gets arrested, then I call my assurance, and I get the money.
Nothing to be afraid of, really.
>unload my magazine of 5.56 on the fucker
Use your imagination. There is years of fun banging on your door.
Melee would be better for CQC.
Also, I have never heard of city anti-fa being hardcore enough to actually kill/burn places down.
I'd be more wary of gypsies.
rape him
introduce him to my .45
>greece
Not first world, doesn't count.
But even then, what are the odds.
i bought it from somewhere you don't need to know
shit like this isn't monitored 24/7 here you bong
oh wait, you can get arrested for not having a tv license lmao
God blesses my house
My guns protect it
I would finally get to use the bayonet on my moist nugget
>Suggests making him a slave or going saw on his ass.
>Idiot thinks I am talking about his gun.
Learn to prolong your pleasure Yankee..
:bang:
fuck leftists
With no prior purchase necessary? What a deal!
acting like you still first world Abdulalan
Still more than you, Romania.
i would lmao at his life and make him lick the shit from his shoe on the door.
Have you seen the sorts of pussies that attract antifa? They could have a fucking horde of them, but the minute you open the door they're fucked.
>yfw you will never get to fight your way through a crowd of SJWs
I'll be waiting
People don't do this dumb shit in the US, and in particular the deep south, so nothing.
Can you name your guns please? They look so aesthetic.
>12 gauge
Why even consider another option at that range.
Considering half the ways they kill people, that guy got lucky. Head was instantly destroyed. If he felt pain, it damn sure wasn't for long. He must have been someone's friend.
Play WWII Nazi songs at max volume.
Get naked
Stand a couple of meters in front of the door while polishing my bayonet
"Hello dear sir, I have waited so long for your arrival"
Anyway, is antifa a meme movement or is it somewhat common in the US? Because any logical human being would be able to see that their "ideology" is complete crap.
>thinks a frail antifag can kick a door in
load both barrels.
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