Dump off the funniest, most disgusting, and most enraging tinder profiles I found in Texas

Will be posting a new one every few minutes

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why though

This is not dumb when people share their interests and opinions

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The 5 chihuahuas though. It's just funny as hell

The piercing on her bottom lip is crooked I hope she gets gang raped by a pack of feral niggers

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OP, YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN, DON'T DO IT!

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>Chihuahuas
>Dogs
On that alone this bitch should be stoned

yeah that's why you're single, honey.

What a fucking whore.

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our girl? kek says yes

Fp is THICC and sexy

Im older than this chick yet she looks 10 years older than me

>be 26
>look like you're 56

Yikes.

2 parter here, but worth it

she looks about 55 in the thumbnail

>gamer
>mobile

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>Invest in my time
What the fuck does that even mean?

she honestly seems like a better wife than I (or most of you guys) will ever get. if she weren't fat would be at least 6/10. probably suck your dick while you play XCOM and shit either way, too.

if there were even the slightest bit of "feminist" in her blood it would be included there, so you can be sure she's not.

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Can I get a rate on this thread so far? Got plenty more material. It's getting late, but if people want more I got you

When shit so easy even a leaf can roast em.

wants five star meals but doesn't drink alcohol?

where the fuck am i supposed to take her?

hahahaha

>those magic marker eyebrows

Nice quads. Im excited for this thread

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This shit is gold, keep it up if you can

Constanza'd

she's covertly looking for johns

Mickey ds for some nuggets

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That makes sense. Modern day whore
What the fuck is that thing?!

>spoiling my then
>my then

For those uninitiated

>Sugar daddy/sugar baby; A relationship where typically a younger woman provides 'companionship' to a 'generous' older man. A way of saying a regular mistress, 'kept woman', etc. Can involve roll playing or whatever is negotiated. An old refined form of prostitution with a newer name by adding the 'sugar baby'. (The term 'sugar daddy' has been used for years. 'Sugar baby' is a newer phrase for the woman's part.)

prostitutes advertise "D&D free", not normal women

top kek. where's her baseball bat?

Just for you my man

desu the whole 'no alcohol' bit makes me really attracted to her

Which one is she?

You haven't seen anything yet

I'll contribute. I'm in california too so this shit should be good

God bless America

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>she

""""""""""""""""""""""""female'"""""""""""""""""""""""

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you know, cowboy bebop made me nterested in women trucker porn for a week or two

>Im bad at everything
>dat hair
>pervy art: @aqueefthief
kek, she's probably a lot of fun.

middle might be real gril

wtf i love finland now

Sheeit this thread reminded me; some girl gave me her number last night and I forgot to text back.

I was going to lie and just say I'm spoken for because she was like 5/10 and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, but I forgot about it and probably hurt her feelings lol

Dang

Yes continue, are you in CA area? I'm in IE and haven't used tinder in about 2 years...I can see it's gotten worse...

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>31
>look like 54 yr old house wife from alabama

underrated

Slow down, bitch. How do you spoil someone's then do not waste my time?

>implying that makes a difference

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I'm leaving in some of their snapchats and instagram profiles so you know these girls are legit and not just troll accounts

>hang on for the ride of your life
Swear the rodeo bulls are getting uglier with each passing year. From SA btw, sickened at the thought that she breathes my air

REEEE

Match

how do i get double dimples?

No way in hell this bitch is 26. Maybe 66.

>look at her wishlist
>it's all sex toys, lingerie, and meme books (Hungers Games, GoT)
Not sure what else I expected.

...not enough gas in the world for the chamber nor the oven.

I often feel the urge to pointlessly dump my money on whores.

This "female" comes up to the club and grabs your ass. What do you do???

why is she so against dungeons and dragons

googly eyes make me rock-hard

what the fuck?
im 24 and looks way younger than all of this tinder whores?

>I'm probably going to be president one day

Doesn't this bitch know women can't be president

What a shit pic.

hello fellow LA user. i have also nope'd this crazy chink when i saw her

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I bet she does feel the burn. fucking std riddled fat fuck

top kek

for any non-Europeans browsing this thread, I live in Florida (OP lives in Texas) and I can confirm that this is indeed what average American women look like. No I am not trolling. Please help

>needs more Cho and higher score

>26

Herro!

You know of any other crazy chicks? I'm from the IE.

ah thas it bay

>Dump off the funniest, most disgusting, and most enraging tinder profiles I found in Texas

is this around austin?

I'm in Texas now. One thing I realized real quick from tinder in texas is every single woman under 25 has a kid, if not fucking four. And their kids are always "number one" and "my precious angels"

Oh holy kek if your there set this disgusting monstrosity ablaze

Thats a fucking old school Sup Forumstard if ive ever seen one

nice blogpost to be desu

youtu.be/WgOIEGz7o_s

Nice blog faggot

Sage

Dumbest move. You only enable these bitches. Give it to some bullshit charity man

not too crazy but i do see a lot of girls who have "if youre not a feminist dont bother" or "if you voted for trump fuck you"

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#true

>those nigger lips