>2nd week of Trump presidency >Lose bigly cause nobody gonna vote for a fucking monkey. >Americans >White
Topcuck Americucks. Im now a shill for hill.
Charles Stewart
end my life
Leo Rogers
Miss contests are going full SJW lately? Depending on how long a America doesn't take the crown this will be the perfect opportunity to virtue signal and give it to her
Camden Howard
...
Julian Gonzalez
but a fucking monkey won previously
Ayden Morris
We will all receive an Awoo in the afterlife
Joseph King
Only if you take mine first
Jayden Anderson
Good morning, /ptg/.
Am I a faggot for listening to John Mayer? I like his guitar playing.
Robert Ortiz
Awoo
Sebastian Perry
We'll shoot each other, user.
Ian Hughes
nth for fuck CNN and fuck liberal people
Nolan Diaz
you say that like it's a bad thing
Nathan Taylor
Good Morning Mr President Elect
Ethan Johnson
Game over, Drumphets
Liam Edwards
Why did Trump brag about trying to buy pussy with furniture while his wife was pregnant with their kid?
Ethan Sanchez
Just checked the "Ex MI-6" Trend on Twitter
I now have aids, fuck sake
Ian Jackson
Which convention booth do the ex-CTR shills work for again? I bet they don't even have a Publix nearby, only stale donuts and energy drinks. Sad!
Jaxson Thomas
Zloomph btfo
Angel Kelly
>tfw Classes resume on the 19th
>tfw grand piano next to muh omgsoquirky cafe
>tfw trying to learn link related by Inauguration Day to cause butthurt tbqh
Because all true Emperor's need concubines for their harem.
Hudson Wilson
>that top one >I used to love The Daily Show and The Colbert Report and exclusively got my news from them
Jackson Robinson
>7070
o7
Easton Murphy
I'd gladly COLONIZE those beauties
wouldn't marry or raise children with them
Asher King
Hahaha, I just read the responses.
Isaac Harris
AWOO!
Ryan Cook
Trevor Noah is genuinely the most unfunny person I know on television and that's a statement.
Blake Wood
>107057307
Nathaniel Butler
But it didn't work, he was denied
Luke Phillips
you know it's all plastic surgery right?
your kids would come out full gook and then their tiger mother would demand that you pay a plastic surgeon to fix them
just marry a fat white girl and teach her to lift
Kayden White
You guy's probably wouldn't believe this but I recently went to see Rouge One and this pretty big guy, who was sitting a couple rows behind me, literally would not shut his mouth for the whole movie.
I turned around and said, "Would it kill you if you shut the fuck up?" He looked at me like I did something wrong and said something like "yeah, it would actually be pretty unpleasant" After that I just got pissed and went off on him (basically trying to insult him) and called him a really big fat prick. All he did was laugh and say "yeah but its all for you, you started this"
Holy shit my night was ruined, so how was yours /ptg/?
Lucas Nguyen
Like what is a bad thing? Being a faggot? Because it is >carrying a gun under the influence Irresponsibility is degenerate.
Nathan Sanchez
It's aesthetically pleasing but also derails the board as no one can concentrate with these nymphs poking their globes at us.
Jonathan Martin
>I used to love The Daily Show and The Colbert Report and exclusively got my news from them
Austin Moore
pitchfork.com/news/70861-angel-olsen-mitski-whitney-more-featured-on-new-anti-trump-compilation/ Our First 100 Days is a forthcoming subscription compilation that will release one new song each day for the first 100 days of Donald Trump’s presidency. Started in conjunction with Secretly Group and 30 Days, 30 Songs (the program that released anti-Trump songs in the lead-up to the election), all proceeds will go to organizations that support causes threatened by Trump’s proposed policies: All Above All, Cosecha, Hoosier Action, People’s Climate Movement, and Southerners On New Ground. The program is produced with Revolutions Per Minute.
Gabriel Brooks
>you know it's all plastic surgery right? Those aren't Korean women dude. >don't marry these gorgeous women marry a fat white girl Okay I'll let you do that but I won't.
James Edwards
I, too, was once a liberal.
Jayden Williams
From the comedians? Wew, is your MSM really abhorrent?
Owen Ross
It's fucking wierd how my cousins actually did this and surprised how Trump won.
I had a smug face all day while my gay cousin whines about Kellyanne and white people.
Jason Edwards
look, betas only have so many options available
i was trying to help you
Jayden Young
BY THE POWER OF HIS BLAZING FLAME
WILL AND REALITY ARE ONE AND THE SAME
MAY TRUMP'S BODY WITHER AND TIRE
SEARED BY MOLOCH'S HOLY FIRE
Brayden Roberts
ah, to be young
Nolan Myers
Don't worry I don't need the help
Jaxon Ramirez
>Romanians are literally Romans, make sure you start a two-front war because Stalin (((bullied))) them
Jordan Morales
you may be right
Charles Sanchez
holy fuck you got so mad!! ahahahahaha
Ian Morris
Nothing beats based publix
Aiden Jackson
That's the big problem really. People don't listen to what is said, they listen to what the media claims was said. And so often it's a bold faced lie.
Luis Gray
ptg is doing pretty well over on tv
Anthony Collins
Jokes on you, i'm already mixed
Josiah Nguyen
>deep blue state >public school system >had a litteral commie teacher >also had a kike teacher that would push increadibly leftist shit on me >raised by a single mother Pls no bully. I got better.
Blake Young
WAIT! It's still up?!
Isaiah Baker
I wonder how many of those groups get money from Soros owned organisations.
Easton Cooper
>Tfw Joe only got 700k viewers
What went wrong
Ian Taylor
I feel like I'm the only one that didn't get brainwashed into the jon leibowitz shitshow
Carson Rogers
I don't even know what to say.
Justin Thompson
I'm glad i can look back at this and laugh now
hahaha, holy shit. i remember getting really nervous during the ms piggy thing
Alexander Hernandez
You get me sauce on that image and I'll see about making you guys a state.
Michael Hall
Black Guy here with a message for white people.
We are not asking you to apologize for the sins of your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the rigged system that keeps us down.
Robert Bennett
Joe's show is too intelectual for most americans, Trump wants to appear on his show badly just so he can be a part of the elite political class that regularly shows on Joe, but Joe knows better that he doesn't need millions of rural and sub-urban retards ruining his viewership
Mason Hernandez
me too brother and we are going to make america great again together
Elijah Baker
The kikes are using Hollywood for their agenda like they did in WW2. Jewish Hollywood must be destroyed.
Tyler Morris
>netherlands
Kayden Sanchez
This is fucking sad.
Henry Ross
All of them. We did this on /deutsch/ a while back, simply go to their websites, scroll down. They proudly display it.
"refugees welcome" removed theirs after i asked the founde on twitter if he tweets about the panama papers because soros told him to.
Josiah Butler
>He doesnt know the sauce of this image by now. Newfag, Trump will beg Duterte how to kill niggers via drugwar
Austin Lewis
What are you doing in toothpaste land, black guy?
Bentley Torres
Fucking faggots. Could they be bigger attention whores?
>107057837 >toothpasteposting
Eli Green
to be fair- jon was battling GWB and he was a great target
i didn't like bush at all until he had been out of office for like five years
it was that painting that he did of himself in the bathroom that did it
i realized that he was actually human and during his presidency he did the best he could
Chase Butler
It's a garbage show that only liberal soccer moms, cuckservatives, and philipinos in /ptg/ watch
Adrian Collins
Lol victim
Nathaniel Hughes
>daily show struggling that bad
they should just cut it and let that era die. at least we'll have our memories.
Eli Murphy
Tfw too smart Joe when
Nathaniel Martin
I remember my teachers pushing slavery garbage down my throat during elementary. >welcome to Georgia
Jeremiah Price
I used to watch the original version with Craig Kilborn but when Stewart took over it clearly started to feel like political brainwashing and I bailed before it was too late.
Nathan Reyes
he refused to back Trump
think of how popular his show would be now if he had supported him
look at Alex Jones
Anthony Campbell
Your fires burn low
Christian Powell
Don't believe the numbers, user. They're shuffling them to discourage joeposters just like they did to the polls. The JOESURGE is coming
Nathan Gonzalez
I was born here. My parents moved to the Netherlands 1995. I was born 7 months later
Anthony Adams
>when consuming publix subs revitalizes your body and mind and raises your energy to levels you never thought possible so you use your nearly limitless energy to create autistic frog shitposts about your favorite sandwich deli and fine grocery merchant
Hudson Reed
seriously, i hated stewart, but i could appreciate the ability to spin and sometimes be funny.
stewart pulled in 1.5-2m nightly
Kayden Cook
Are they right or are they right?
That is the question.
Kevin King
Was pretty disappointed to see Matthew McConaughey here.
