WE WUZ THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION

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> If this is a true written language, the Danube Valley people would become the oldest civilization known to man. However, many Mesopotamian scholars insist that these symbols are simply decorations because they’ve been found on pottery and other artifacts.

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I want Rainbow Dash to sit on my face and fart away at my soul.

Everyone knows there was another high technology race before us and the key to them is Antarctica.

Thanks for your input. I'll keep that in mind.

It should be obvious that these early civilizations all sprung from something earlier. of course Muslim scholars wouldn't want the books to be changed.

Isn't the Danube valley in europe?

Sorry but CNN says abos were first.

"""""civilization"""""

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>However, many Mesopotamian scholars insist that these symbols are simply decorations because they’ve been found on pottery and other artifacts.
As opposed to Mesopotamian script which has been found on pottery and other artifacts.

> I don't know either geography or how to google

Yes.

Is this about the disc of Tatárlaka?

Also on clay tablets obviously made for communication, which I guess they didn't include under "artifacts" here.

who cares about who invented pointy sticks first

whites invented the things that matter, i.e.: engines and electricity

Africa had spaceshits and ships bro, then the white devils destroyed it all with their evil white magiks !

Mr. President-Elect that's not appropriate.

so europeans WUZ kangz after all?

Is this loss?

such mysterious symbols

what could they mean?

>many Mesopotamian scholars

Looks like a manual about farming, or how to spend a day or something.

>CNN
Next you'll tell me the Russians hacked the human genome.

Danube Valley people apparently wrote on wooden tablets. Wood doesn't last long unless special conditions so no wonder we don't have much of their writing.

Anglos did for the most part (save Volta).

Jews

This thing looks exactly
Like ben carson wtf

nazi tv antenna

fucking SOLVED

>save Volta
not a small detail

Thanks for your input. I'll keep that in mind.

gas yourself, scum

that should only be a testament to their inability to accomplish anything worthwhile

I want to marry/fuck/impregnate/all at the same time Gardevoir really really bad tbf m8

>Danube
>Cradle of civilization

Bow before me you uncultured street scum.

There's finding out about electrostatic effects, and there is making a useful machine based on this discovers. I would argue the second part is much more difficult.

There's over 500 language groups in abos, while they had a culture they didn't achieve the milestones required for civilisation- they were close with some farming, tool making and even some seafaring.
But metallurgy, mathematics, written language was never achieved

>Danube Valley people
Just asking, is it the "Dacians" again?

This is the oldest porn. It describes sex with goats.

Bottom right one is turned the wrong way. Clearly, there is a sideways plant there.
If you turn it 90 degrees clockwise, there is a clearly visible futhark rune on it - Perth.

So, either hebrews adopted early european writing, or there is a common root for the symbol languages. It's easy to see how the perth made it's way into the futhark, but the hebrew needs to be explained somehow.

>DDOS

YOU'RE

Nah, much older than that, we are talking about Neolithic farmers that settled Europe long before Indoeuropean niggers invaded

>Danube

>Da Nube

>Da Noob

>Da N00b

>first civilization
>noobs

POTTERY

The worlds oldest and most advanced civilisation was the indus valley civilisation

It was centered in present day pakistan.
However, it predates the arrival of indo-aryans into india. The only race of people that lived there at the time were the australoids. The same race of people as the aboriginals of australia.

It was more advanced than any civilisation that the caucasians, africans or asians had at the time.
Australoids invented most of modern civilisation.
They were literally kings.

A FAGGOT

MEME MAGIC

FAKE

SHIIIIIIIET

NEWS

Nope, Hungarians did (Transformer, Dynamo, Electric engine, Water turbine - required for the steam variation, Nuclear fission, Theory of modern computers)

*huffs petrol*

Proto-Dacians.

More exactly Pre-Pelagians

Very difficult to write pictograms on wooden tablets, because the grain is directional.
This is why runes are abstract and only consist of straight lines.

>invented civilization
So did whites, at a far higher level. Guess which one exists and dominates the world today

We don't know what they called themselves.

It's like playing civ but never using a tec point for pottery

kys

You joking right?

Also, the wheel.

Good to heart that

WE WUZ

Well, someone WUZ. Maybe it was WE.

There was extensive trading between the indis valley and mesopotamia

It seems like mesopotamia benifited from the trading of technology and knowledge the most

And mesopotamia was the grandfather of all european civilisation

Indus valley elevated mesopotamia, and therefore, elevated europe

Pretty much.
Abos had massive holes in their knowledge.
This was exacerbated by incredibly poor diet in some parts of the country which hindered cognitive development.
They never really even discovered musical melody.

I kind of feel sorry for them.

>abbo civ

Here is a complete list of the abbo contributions to mankind's progress:
A stick
A stick that you throw and it returns
A hollowed out stick that you blow into to make noise
A pointy stick (spear)

I always knew that. These were the shared ancestors of I1/I2* Germanics and I2* Dinarics.

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>kek is a brony
>so is hitler
wew

>And mesopotamia was the grandfather of all european civilisation
Did you miss the article in OP? Danube civilisation predates mesopotamia.

literally live 50m from the Danube

you can just call me Mr. KANGZ

Kek
You forgot the stick used to mutulate their infant male and female relatives genitals

Mesopotamia isn't the cradle of civilization, it's just the biggest oldest known civilization, according to (((some))) who speculate heavily based on pottery, while others still argue other civilizations existed based on (((les trustworthy pottery))).

We could mention the Atlantis for one, or as a counter example, French Gauls, that had next to no written texts, and whose many artifacts and coins were melted, yet despite being a much larger civilization we barely know they existed, we know less about them than fucking Mesopotamia.

There is so much we don't know. Makes that quote from Howard all the more fitting too, he spent his life writing about imaginary proto copper age worlds, creating characters such as Conan the Hyborian and Kull of Atlantis, in civilizations beyond even Mesopotamia.

so you wuz tellin me..

>Atlantis

Australoids contintue to dominate are also the richest group in US, UK and the commonwealth

>In Guyana, Trinidad and other Caribbean countries, Indians form the ruling class, dominating over Africans and natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Others become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Anti-Indian resentment sometimes turns violent, but Indians still hold power and dominate.

>Indians in Fiji form the ruling class, dominating over natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Natives become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Anti-Indian resentment flares and natives try to overthrow Indian rulers in 1987, with military coup, but fail.

>Indians in Africa (Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, Uganda etc..) form ruling "mafia", dominating over natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Natives become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Natives in Uganda try to overthrow Indian rulers in 1971, with military coup, but fail as Indians return to power.

Even in Britain, Indians out-witted the natives and are one of the most affluent and prosperous groups.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indians_in_Uganda
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji#Independence_.281970.29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indophobia#South_America

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income
wsj.com/articles/SB105389295228553000
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2660244/Super-rich-Indians-buy-1BILLION-worth-luxury-property-Londons-Mayfair-just-12-months.html

Big surprise.

We knew that our lands were the first to bear civilized cities.

Those boomerangs don't rven return after you throw it. The white man just took the sticks that abos would throw, make them function with a more aerodynamic shape, and made them nicer. Pic related is a real abo throwing stick..

WE WUZ KANNGGZZZZZ

And pic related is the classic boomerang created for the tourism industry. Europeans make better boomerangs than abos.

HOL UP
*smacks lips*

Serbs was Kangz n shieet

> Mesopotamia
> Not Atlantis

Somebody isn't taking their Alpha Brain

youtube.com/watch?v=isAnKDAmg7o

If you even looked at the history of humanity you'd notice glaring holes, and if you looked at the elements you'd realize they're more believable than the average CIA report.

Deretić was right all along
Fucking can't wait for us to take the UNIVERSE back my brother

ancient serbians

Actually they didn't even invent throwing sticks. They were known for a long time before that, oldest boomerang was found in poland for example.

SERBIA FUCK YEAH WE WUZ THE TRU CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION REMOVE MAMMOTH

Wait, Atlantis was a developed city which went under the water after a big flood?
Strange enough, there was a flood in the Black sea when the Bosphorus opened and all the water from the Mediterranean went into the small lake.
That happened circa 5600BC.
And the most interesting thing is that the calendar of the bulgars, our ancestors, starts from 5500BC.

If true, then we wuz really kangz n shiet.

Haha even better!

>Nuclear fission
If those were hungarians, then so is Soros.
Chose one

>Atlantis was first used as a rhetorical device by Plato briefly in he Republic as a caution against excess in government

Surprised you aren't out searching for the labyrinth or Circe with that level of astute sticktoitiveness

"""""civilization"""""

WE WUZ GREEKS

Why does the earliest find of civilization always have to be labeled the first civilization? Why can't we just say "This is the earliest civilization we have found so far," and end it there? Are archaeologists really that stupid?

The way Plato described Atlantis it wasn't entirely clear if he was using it completely as a metaphor or combining some ancient history with the metaphor also.

Atlantis was supposed to symbolize Syria vs some other empire no?

It's not the archeologists, it's usually the press.

you oughta know roach.

It's not so important who started civilization as we can't really determine which child first formed wheel with it's muddy hands, what's important is that we have civilization right now, which Africa still doesn't has.

You find the ring of Nibelung yet?