> If this is a true written language, the Danube Valley people would become the oldest civilization known to man. However, many Mesopotamian scholars insist that these symbols are simply decorations because they’ve been found on pottery and other artifacts.
I want Rainbow Dash to sit on my face and fart away at my soul.
Jacob Stewart
Everyone knows there was another high technology race before us and the key to them is Antarctica.
Liam Parker
Thanks for your input. I'll keep that in mind.
Luis Brooks
It should be obvious that these early civilizations all sprung from something earlier. of course Muslim scholars wouldn't want the books to be changed.
Grayson Green
Isn't the Danube valley in europe?
Eli King
Sorry but CNN says abos were first.
Luke Reyes
"""""civilization"""""
Carson Thomas
...
Colton Morris
>However, many Mesopotamian scholars insist that these symbols are simply decorations because they’ve been found on pottery and other artifacts. As opposed to Mesopotamian script which has been found on pottery and other artifacts.
Sebastian Murphy
> I don't know either geography or how to google
Yes.
Chase Russell
Is this about the disc of Tatárlaka?
Blake Collins
Also on clay tablets obviously made for communication, which I guess they didn't include under "artifacts" here.
Alexander Price
who cares about who invented pointy sticks first
whites invented the things that matter, i.e.: engines and electricity
Caleb Morgan
Africa had spaceshits and ships bro, then the white devils destroyed it all with their evil white magiks !
Xavier Fisher
Mr. President-Elect that's not appropriate.
Joseph Carter
so europeans WUZ kangz after all?
Alexander Wilson
Is this loss?
Dylan Parker
such mysterious symbols
what could they mean?
Elijah Cruz
>many Mesopotamian scholars
Charles Morris
Looks like a manual about farming, or how to spend a day or something.
Jack Evans
>CNN Next you'll tell me the Russians hacked the human genome.
Ryder Peterson
Danube Valley people apparently wrote on wooden tablets. Wood doesn't last long unless special conditions so no wonder we don't have much of their writing.
Logan Morales
Anglos did for the most part (save Volta).
Levi Lee
Jews
Cameron Taylor
This thing looks exactly Like ben carson wtf
Jose Anderson
nazi tv antenna
Ryder Scott
fucking SOLVED
Hunter Harris
>save Volta not a small detail
Austin Sanchez
Thanks for your input. I'll keep that in mind.
Ayden King
gas yourself, scum
Liam Nelson
that should only be a testament to their inability to accomplish anything worthwhile
Blake Adams
I want to marry/fuck/impregnate/all at the same time Gardevoir really really bad tbf m8
Jaxson Evans
>Danube >Cradle of civilization
Bow before me you uncultured street scum.
Jordan Foster
There's finding out about electrostatic effects, and there is making a useful machine based on this discovers. I would argue the second part is much more difficult.
Hunter Thompson
There's over 500 language groups in abos, while they had a culture they didn't achieve the milestones required for civilisation- they were close with some farming, tool making and even some seafaring. But metallurgy, mathematics, written language was never achieved
Justin Peterson
>Danube Valley people Just asking, is it the "Dacians" again?
Landon Scott
This is the oldest porn. It describes sex with goats.
Gabriel Moore
Bottom right one is turned the wrong way. Clearly, there is a sideways plant there. If you turn it 90 degrees clockwise, there is a clearly visible futhark rune on it - Perth.
So, either hebrews adopted early european writing, or there is a common root for the symbol languages. It's easy to see how the perth made it's way into the futhark, but the hebrew needs to be explained somehow.
Jason Brooks
>DDOS
Christian Martinez
YOU'RE
Austin Davis
Nah, much older than that, we are talking about Neolithic farmers that settled Europe long before Indoeuropean niggers invaded
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Danube
>Da Nube
>Da Noob
>Da N00b
>first civilization >noobs
POTTERY
Oliver Watson
The worlds oldest and most advanced civilisation was the indus valley civilisation
It was centered in present day pakistan. However, it predates the arrival of indo-aryans into india. The only race of people that lived there at the time were the australoids. The same race of people as the aboriginals of australia.
It was more advanced than any civilisation that the caucasians, africans or asians had at the time. Australoids invented most of modern civilisation. They were literally kings.
Nolan Thompson
A FAGGOT
Xavier Gomez
MEME MAGIC
Camden Torres
FAKE
Ethan Hall
SHIIIIIIIET
Lucas Martinez
NEWS
Jose Peterson
Nope, Hungarians did (Transformer, Dynamo, Electric engine, Water turbine - required for the steam variation, Nuclear fission, Theory of modern computers)
Ryan Watson
*huffs petrol*
Austin Sanders
Proto-Dacians.
More exactly Pre-Pelagians
Jace Barnes
Very difficult to write pictograms on wooden tablets, because the grain is directional. This is why runes are abstract and only consist of straight lines.
Wyatt Ross
>invented civilization So did whites, at a far higher level. Guess which one exists and dominates the world today
Ryan Hill
We don't know what they called themselves.
Hudson Lee
It's like playing civ but never using a tec point for pottery
Jose James
kys
Michael Ramirez
You joking right?
Nicholas Anderson
Also, the wheel.
Nicholas Morris
Good to heart that
Ryder James
WE WUZ
Dylan Long
Well, someone WUZ. Maybe it was WE.
Wyatt Murphy
There was extensive trading between the indis valley and mesopotamia
It seems like mesopotamia benifited from the trading of technology and knowledge the most
And mesopotamia was the grandfather of all european civilisation
Indus valley elevated mesopotamia, and therefore, elevated europe
Xavier Ramirez
Pretty much. Abos had massive holes in their knowledge. This was exacerbated by incredibly poor diet in some parts of the country which hindered cognitive development. They never really even discovered musical melody.
I kind of feel sorry for them.
Robert Nguyen
>abbo civ
Here is a complete list of the abbo contributions to mankind's progress: A stick A stick that you throw and it returns A hollowed out stick that you blow into to make noise A pointy stick (spear)
Christopher Campbell
I always knew that. These were the shared ancestors of I1/I2* Germanics and I2* Dinarics.
Elijah Lewis
...
Isaiah Cruz
>kek is a brony >so is hitler wew
Liam Johnson
>And mesopotamia was the grandfather of all european civilisation Did you miss the article in OP? Danube civilisation predates mesopotamia.
Levi Allen
literally live 50m from the Danube
you can just call me Mr. KANGZ
Xavier Johnson
Kek You forgot the stick used to mutulate their infant male and female relatives genitals
Dominic Carter
Mesopotamia isn't the cradle of civilization, it's just the biggest oldest known civilization, according to (((some))) who speculate heavily based on pottery, while others still argue other civilizations existed based on (((les trustworthy pottery))).
We could mention the Atlantis for one, or as a counter example, French Gauls, that had next to no written texts, and whose many artifacts and coins were melted, yet despite being a much larger civilization we barely know they existed, we know less about them than fucking Mesopotamia.
There is so much we don't know. Makes that quote from Howard all the more fitting too, he spent his life writing about imaginary proto copper age worlds, creating characters such as Conan the Hyborian and Kull of Atlantis, in civilizations beyond even Mesopotamia.
Ryan Young
so you wuz tellin me..
Jordan Harris
>Atlantis
Levi Russell
Australoids contintue to dominate are also the richest group in US, UK and the commonwealth
>In Guyana, Trinidad and other Caribbean countries, Indians form the ruling class, dominating over Africans and natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Others become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Anti-Indian resentment sometimes turns violent, but Indians still hold power and dominate.
>Indians in Fiji form the ruling class, dominating over natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Natives become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Anti-Indian resentment flares and natives try to overthrow Indian rulers in 1987, with military coup, but fail.
>Indians in Africa (Kenya, Tanzania, Zambia, Uganda etc..) form ruling "mafia", dominating over natives. Indians are most powerful and prosperous group. Natives become discriminated 2nd class citizens. Natives in Uganda try to overthrow Indian rulers in 1971, with military coup, but fail as Indians return to power.
Even in Britain, Indians out-witted the natives and are one of the most affluent and prosperous groups.
We knew that our lands were the first to bear civilized cities.
Brayden Murphy
Those boomerangs don't rven return after you throw it. The white man just took the sticks that abos would throw, make them function with a more aerodynamic shape, and made them nicer. Pic related is a real abo throwing stick..
Jaxson Taylor
WE WUZ KANNGGZZZZZ
Carson Long
And pic related is the classic boomerang created for the tourism industry. Europeans make better boomerangs than abos.
If you even looked at the history of humanity you'd notice glaring holes, and if you looked at the elements you'd realize they're more believable than the average CIA report.
Cooper Lee
Deretić was right all along Fucking can't wait for us to take the UNIVERSE back my brother
Jonathan Smith
ancient serbians
Cooper Nguyen
Actually they didn't even invent throwing sticks. They were known for a long time before that, oldest boomerang was found in poland for example.
Samuel Myers
SERBIA FUCK YEAH WE WUZ THE TRU CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION REMOVE MAMMOTH
Lucas Scott
Wait, Atlantis was a developed city which went under the water after a big flood? Strange enough, there was a flood in the Black sea when the Bosphorus opened and all the water from the Mediterranean went into the small lake. That happened circa 5600BC. And the most interesting thing is that the calendar of the bulgars, our ancestors, starts from 5500BC.
If true, then we wuz really kangz n shiet.
Jaxon Wright
Haha even better!
Joshua Powell
>Nuclear fission If those were hungarians, then so is Soros. Chose one
Thomas Gray
>Atlantis was first used as a rhetorical device by Plato briefly in he Republic as a caution against excess in government
Surprised you aren't out searching for the labyrinth or Circe with that level of astute sticktoitiveness
Blake Clark
"""""civilization"""""
Aiden Foster
WE WUZ GREEKS
Jack Diaz
Why does the earliest find of civilization always have to be labeled the first civilization? Why can't we just say "This is the earliest civilization we have found so far," and end it there? Are archaeologists really that stupid?
Aiden Diaz
The way Plato described Atlantis it wasn't entirely clear if he was using it completely as a metaphor or combining some ancient history with the metaphor also.
John Phillips
Atlantis was supposed to symbolize Syria vs some other empire no?
Jayden Cook
It's not the archeologists, it's usually the press.
Andrew Morales
you oughta know roach.
Cooper Reed
It's not so important who started civilization as we can't really determine which child first formed wheel with it's muddy hands, what's important is that we have civilization right now, which Africa still doesn't has.