Esti/pol/ - It's probably pretty cold edition

Here Estonians will gather and discuss all things political in the great land of Estonia. In particular, how horny Aussie men can aquire residency.

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fuck off, they're full

Nothing interesting here politically. We are forcefully uniting parishes to cut costs of bureaucracy atm.

Why are Estonians a bunch of grumpy assholes? They act as if they were part of former Yugoslavia instead of being comfy up there with the nords

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Being slaves for 700 years does that for you. But yeah, we really are cynical cunts here.

Learn to write our country name correctly, faggot.

Here ya go burger.

Now stroke that pickle
Interesting. Now onto the bread and butter
>In particular, how horny Aussie men can aquire residency.

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH

See? This is good, constructive criticism.

Fuck this thread is a rockin

negative 30 degree weather might have something to do with that

>Being slaves for 700 years
were you ever actually a slave? You sound just like a nigger, they blame all their problems on muh slavery

Can an American go a single thread without bringing up niggers?

sauce pls

Her name is Robert Paulson

can yoy go entire thread without talking about roo puss?

In short - fuck off.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>you will never have a wife with a body like this who sits on your face and bounces farts off your forehead every night after dinner

just send a muslim to fucking blow me up already

Roo is being dense. It's spelled Эcтoния.

Leave us alone

It is in Russian, faggot.

She is perfect

Well said! Those Aussies can be boars.

So how keen are you all on a young American chap getting residency? How might he go about that?

Fucking most muscular puss you'll ever dream about mate. The brown ones are smaller and sluttier, probably let you take a dump in it's sack, but the bigger red ones where it's at. Fiesty fuckers. Stand about 2 meters tall. A single kick can disembowel you but if you're spunky enough, they'll give you a gentle one to knock you over and hop right on. That's when the fun starts.

It's fucking impossible to stay soft when a big, dominant rooess is straddled over ya, pouch juices dribbling on yer chest. Her vagina clamps with the force of a six year olds asshole. Mate, once she starts going, she doesn't care if you pop your rock. She's not done till she's done.

It's not uncommon for the other rooesses to have their way with you after. It's risky business, but it's life down here m8.

wew, you're so god damn butthurt. I mean we too were raped for a 1000 years, yet we never were such crybabies about it. Let go Jesus, the Russians aren't constantly waiting to get ya'

Kek. Classic British wit.

Alright lads. Back on track here.

We were having a good yak till the Burger brought up his darkie obsession.

This is a perfect example of why Americans are a natural fit in Estonia. We too cling to paranoia and distrust governments eternally. Hell, prepping to kill our own government is a pastime enjoyed by millions and is a billion dollar industry firearms excluded.

>Americans are a natural fit in Estonia.
Pretty sure Estonian toilets are made to only seat one person

because you're a fucking elitist retard and should kill yourself

British, Finnish and Swedish tourists keep coming to Tallinn, harassing our women and vomiting on the streets

They won't flush your poo anyways, waters backwards.

So my fellow(future) Estonians, details on the visa process? Might I need a sponsor? No need to be shy we might be neighbors!

Talk to your nearest embassy or give them a call, ask people whose job it actually is to give information regarding visas.

If you trust Sup Forums you might end up in Mõnguste village holding your dick with not a single cent to your name.

>should kill yourself
Haha you fiery Europeans. Always killing things.

fascinating

I agree

T H I C C
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Keep fighting the good fight brotha.

Back at ya, leaf.

Rice removal when?

>she will never crush your skull with her thighs
just fucking kill me now fampais

SAUCE?

There isn't any interracial porn of her so you can probably keep moving.

I dunno m8

Kek
God damn not too fat or thin, just right

question...

seriously why are there so many Aussies in tallinn...?

I couldn't believe how many i came across...

Unless you're white, blue-eyed and taller than 1.80 meters, you should fuck off

We are legion

i spent a good six months in the baltics and met so many faggot aussies i swear... at least two of the hostels in tallinn were owned by australians

>"we're the only white country in europe"
>25% russians
>esti women 100% slav'd

fake news

>tfw drowning in estonian pussy

tfw you are 2.00 meter tall, blonde but you have green eyes

Because of the long and bloody past.

Now Eestis act like tough shits because they believe they are now somehow free and independent from everything and have a say in the global matters. But what we often don't realize is that in order to keep even a tiniest bit of what we have, we are still forced to bend down to all the big players if we want to keep our already a very low population and that tiny ass land right near the cave of the Big Bear.

Our toughness is a simple facade though, deep down we know that our souls and hearts are crushed and it won't be long when we have to be a doormat for another invader yet again.

Nevertheless, we are not going anywhere. After suffering almost a millenia of vicious bullying we are still here. And what's another millenia going to be at this point?

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>white
Check
>taller than 180cm
Check
>blue eyes
My brown, piercing Anglo eyes have been known to make continentals quiver in passionate lust. Couple that with my accent and tanned, rugged hide..

..Trust me sweetheart, I'd melt that icy demeanor and you'd be swimming in love juices.

Green eyes masterrace

For you, I'd make an exception
You wogs can fuck off

this

I noticed they tend to be very reserved, kinda closed, even when in the most friendly context (at least those one can see outside Estonian families, I mean)

> no green eyes

Sadness

I like a struggler

Where do I need to apply for esti girls?

Just kidding, I am in love with a qt Russian grill

I'm 6'2" blonde and blue eyed, am I welcome?

What is this, a picture for ants?

Yes! Spread your cuck genes to Russia!
Only if you bring your guns

Should I bring my 2 meter tall, blue eyed self from Burgerville?

Reminder Germans not Welcome in Baltics.

Estonia is BESTonia :DDD

I've seen Tallinn, what's next? What's the comfiest countryside? Is English language outside Tallinn enough?

fuck off slavshit

>ja tu negribi teitoņu suņus Latvijā tu ESI SLĀVS!

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White women need my BBC.

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Light brown girls too.

>raped for a 1000 years

Why didn't you gtfo then?

Germans are retarded slavers, m8.

Was thinking about studying abroad in Estonia this summer as a medical intern. Is English commen there or no? I can speak Russian, but the vibe I get from this thread makes me feel like that's a bad idea.

Germans fuck off indeed. We don't need Akhmeds.

In comes Franco, packing the heavy weaponry

check out the western islands Saaremaa and Hiiumaa
in summer they are pretty nice
english should be enough for basic stuff, lots of places in Pärnu and Saaremaa even have things written in finnish, as there are so many finnish tourists there

You can get along pretty well speaking only English.

Yes, slavery was abolished in Russia (which occupied Estonia at that time) in 1816.
Before that you were a farmer and farmed the land of your lord. You were the property of your lord. There was a law though, that if you escape to the city and manage to not be caught in 1 year and 1 day, then you are a free man and can remain dicking around in the city (Stadtluft macht frei).

>tfw arabs and africans are coming to Europe as sex tourists and we are legally obliged to pay for them according to international law
>tfw on top of that Americans and Aussies are coming to Europe as sex tourists and they somehow think its cool because they think they are white
>tfw this excess of men constantly bombarding European women with attention is making them entitled, spoiled and stuck up

Women, like land, food and water is a resource. Wars have been started and millions have died for that resource, and its time for European men to make sure the rest of the world doesn't take our resources without paying for it. Its time for European men to rise up and kill all sex tourists.

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Also when the slavery "ended", still all land belonged to Germans. Therefore they were leasing them to users with high taxes... So only a little changed. 1918 made us free and we crushed German Korps in Latvia. Then we nationalized all the manors and made them into schools etc. Developed even higher education standards than we already had in compare to our neighbors (Protestantism made Estonians to study to read and write and some more, while being slaves).

>fuck off, they're full

they don't like turd worlders--a very healthy attitude

I can vouch that Pärnu, Saaremaa and Hiiumaa are worth visiting. Pärnu is kind of over populated during the summer, if you like to be alone in the beach then you could ride out of the city along the coast and have in couple of place good sand beaches.

>tfw all of these

>they don't like turd worlders--a very healthy attitude

Another lovely quote.

Bring becherovka then

Green eyes are valid. Grayish-blue-green. Don't worry.

Karums is the best thing Latvia has ever contributed to the world.

Out of all the countries where English is not a state language, Estonia is definitely one of the best at speaking it. All old people speak Russian and all young speak English so you should be safe. If your patient happens to be some old anti-russian guy, he might just kick your ass though.
If hiking and nature is your thing, then Saaremaa is the place to go. In that case check out the trail through the sea to Vilsandi island. I've seen Finnish people there so if they made it, so can you. English is good anywhere where you have at least some young people.

your best protection against niggers is your climate.
they literally will not survive the winter.
At least you have that going for ya

sign me up, snow nigger

I wanna visit Estonia before Putin, so

sadly there are too many naive people who think we are really free and independent and our future is secure
>but.. but muh north-atlantic treaty article 5.

This is not enough when there are gibs to keep their lairs (made available by corrupt and insane) warm for breeding.

How about this?

what a legend.
why can't we have more cunts in parliament that hate (((refugees)))?

Threat to our existence is currently immigration and traitors enabling immigration.

>mõnguste
wow now THATS a rare an ancient meme i didnt even think anyone would ever say