Would you say this image is accurate?

Would you say this image is accurate?

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No

It's current reality for both.

> Both histories filtered through the lens of Hollywood

Sounds about right.

Burgers have history? Who knew...

My great grand father game raped dozens of your whores faggot. Shit.. you probably have his genes in you bro.

100% accurate, America is Kikeland vassal state, parasite host, kikefuel. Nothing as disgusting or better yet DUMB as "America".

> german
> remind yourself of your spartan ancestry
> we wuz spartans and shiet
> in reality having lived in poorly crafted huts waiting to get their hands on civilization

Stay mad cuck boy.

It's kind of ironic that Leonidas very likely took it up the ass in his youth, or at the very least buggered some young recruits. While buttsecks was a big no-no for the pioneers in the American west, or whatever the horseman is supposed to be.

>oh, it's a divide-and-conquer episode again

You better cut out this shitposting before i suck yo dick NIGGA

"I'm a cuck" or for France and Germany "I'm a truck"

DO IT FAGGOT

DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG*

*no homo :^)

Your name is Ahmed

Would you say this is accurate?

>Greeks
>Americans

>White

Kek

>German claiming Greek history
WIR

If you want to get a feel of life in American history, just watch There Will Be Blood from the point of view of one of the side characters.

>It's kind of ironic that Leonidas very likely took it up the ass

Is anal the ultimate redpill? Is that why America is so far ahead of everyone?

America's history is a massive lists of inventions in a tiny span of time.

t. uneducated tobacco squatter

>modern Greek claiming ancient Greek history

Daily reminder:
>Cowboy culture is actually from the vaqueros, like everything burger, they nicked it from euros
>Cowboys high very high instances of both homosexuality and beastiality (this is actually where the term cowboy originated)
>The only decent westerns were made in Italy and mexico

>America's history is a massive lists of inventions in a tiny span of time.

Would you say this is due to foreign and Jewish scientists?

kys

Hey Ahmed, want to talk about your recent history? I hear Angela Merkel has done great things for Germany.

>Germans want to give her another term

t. Hun

>Would you say this image is accurate?

As a history teacher I think it's very telling that you use two movies made in Hollywood to describe history.

This is bollocks. Spartan women shaved their heads at puberty for some ritual, leading to slanders of homosexuality. It was the athenian Greeks who were the buttboys.

So you wouldn't say it's due to foreign and Jewish scientists?

Or watch The Revenant from Fitzgerald's point of view

Oh hang on, some bits are coming back to me...

Remember the Alamo, it was the same script as 300, just with white people.

Cowboys are called that because they were boys that herded cows, Faglo-Cuxson

lmao #rekt

America was the greatest until the 1960's, when KGB subsersives started the counter-culture movement with the sexual revolution, feminism, the civil rights movement, and general socialist/Marxist faggotry.

We should have nuked the USSR in 1946. We also should never have allowed Jewish immigrants into the country during/post WWII.

Nigger or kike detected. Nothing they love more than pitting murica against Germany.

>using hollywood cartoon blockbuster to depict european history

You are the embodiment of autism and cringe, OP. Fuck off my man

Fkn hell why does everyone talk about muh 300, instead of the battle of thermopylae. Like we all got hollyjewed

Actually no, none of our greatest inventions were done by Jews. We even walked across the surface of the big fucking round thing you see in the sky every night all without and before any Jews took control of anything. Ever watch something called TV? Ever talk on something called a telephone? How about light your house with a lightbulb? You thinking of taking the train in the near future? Or maybe even listen to a record, mp3 player, or CD? How about you go a day without using a computer? Or even try to post here on the Internet?

>We even walked across the surface of the big fucking round thing you see in the sky every night

Thanks to German engineering.

Don't you just love the fact that his murrican genes will turn out to be le multi-raced 45% face while his european rape genes will prosper? I hope he had died on his little trip though, death of mart-sharter is always a happy thing

>european history


WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIET NIGGUH

Right. You keep telling yourself that mate, but we all know what was going on

Yes, thank you. In fact, I'm American, regardless of the fact that both of my parents were born in Germany.

Me too...

>deceive French victory
>greatest navy at the time

have a cup o' old tea while a Frenchman fucks your wife

American Gun Slingers were the last samurai.

>von Braun was the only one eho could build rockets
It took a lot more than just him, Hans

>decisive French victory
>more than twice the number of casualties on the French side

lmao

TV: John Logie baird, a brit
Train: Stephenson, a brit
Telephone: Alexander Bell, a brit
Lightbulb: Swan, a brit
CD: Arbuthot-Smyth, a brit
Mp3: Alfonse McCurdy, a brit

>Burgers trying to talk shit

Remember we were retarded enough to actually vote Trump into office... there's no coming back from that...

C O M P L E T E W I T H D R A W L

t. Brit trying to pretend he knows burger history.

What is a Pyrrhic victory

Can't we all just get along? :^)

kek

How can I forget those great burger military victories. So good they even btfo themselves

Yes

German engineering

I tried to keep my reply in the same spirit as provided to me by OP.

LMAO

This thread delivers

THAS RITE WE WUZ ROMANS AND SPARTANS N SHEIT

Brit cuck taking credit from the leafs.

France
>2 ships damaged

British
>5 ships damaged

Britcucks can't shoot, that's what the American Revolution sure proved, and they can't shoot better than the French

Nice try Staffenburg

Those were used for pizza EXCLUSIVELY

Pic related from the illustrated encyclopedia of the old west

Half of which are French. Britain so shit they literally take credit for things the French did, THE FRENCH

>reading comprehension
>French casualties: 220 killed or wounded
>British causalities: 336 killed or wounded

WE

its probably Merkel behind the screen

>americans can literally never take banter

Yes, that you're all deluding yourselves with WE WUZ tier reminiscence of Spartans and Romans when in reality you're pissing away your birthright like the rest of the west
Yeah whatever you have some pretty neat old buildings, glad to see you turning them all into mosques

>Being this mad
American Whites are also remarkably pure. Purer by definition than a Finn since you aren't white, but remarkably pure even by European standards. A scientific study discovered this some time ago, much to the distress if filthy leftists.

But Yuropoors would know all about leftists, since that's all any of you are.

Wtf i love brokeback mountain now

>reading comprehension

Sorry mate sort of meant for the thread in general, not having a go at you. Just we often seem to discuss depictions of events not the events themselves.

can't stop laughing.

>le 45%-and-downwards face

Arent you the German fag? What are degenerates like you doing on Sup Forums?

>reference is to "Canadian Heroes"

Nice of you to leave out the fact the island was boobytrapped to high hell.

john wayne is a faggot and a terrible actor

clint in the other hand is god tiers

>Americans can own a gun
>Eurocucks cant and yell about the past as they die to middle easterners
Well at least the image isn't total bullshit

that horse has very masculine eyebrows

>Arent you the German fag

Guiiiiiiiiiilty :^)

More or less. Faggotry on the edges of civilization has always been rampant.

Also I'm pretty sure Leonidos was a part time faggot too.

But Spartans were literally buttfucking faggots. They literally had sex with men routinely

American history is entirely economic and political, which is why it's boring

kys Fritz

Clings not really even an actor. He just plays himself in every movie. Like Morgan Freeman

>american history

Pic related

no the spartans actually were gay and the cowboys were very homophobic

WAREN

if only he wasn't a Democrap

>i'm illetrate and proud of it !
navy has never been our thing anyway

Sorry, the Canadian involvement is just historical leafposting. Research shows that Canadian auxiliaries had heard about Washington kennels, so they all went awol.

"For Canadians, a popular retort about the War of 1812 is our supposed role in the burning of the White House. In 1814, British soldiers landed in Washington and looted the American capital. Canadians, in their minor role in the conflict as auxiliary forces, sometimes say that Canadians themselves burned down the White House. Despite any claims you might hear, it was British soldiers behind one of the most notable moments of the war. Where and how did the myth of Canadian involvement appear?"

clioscurrent.com/blog/2015/7/13/burningwashington

How does it feel to eternally be Russia's bitch?

>illetrate

lmao

Boipucci is greath though, more pleasant than roasties tbqh.

>Boipucci is greath though

This may be the only Frog I've ever liked :^)