Show me your piss bottles, Sup Forums

>mfw too /comfy/ to use the toilet

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fucking degenerates. I try to never have more than 2 full piss bottles. You're just nasty

>tfw dick too big for piss bottles

Drink more water

you dont put the dick inside

Can I have a honest answer? Why do you do this?

I thought jews were smarter than that

> Tfw jew so can't wrap his foreskin around the opening of his piss bottle

Fucking hell please off yourself sven...

but WHY

i used to have about 2 years worth piled up behind this mirror and behind loads of trash. getting rid of it was a pretty long and awful experience. I try not to keep too many nowadays

My sister always raid my room and makes me drain my piss bottles.
How can I prevent this?

Somewhere I have a folder of images of setups and I was astonished at how many of them showed this shit.

I mean, I probably have more in common with the shut-in aspie neckbeards here than with your typical social butterfly, but I cannot fucking believe that human beings living in a society where they can own their own computer do shit like this.

draining them is the worst part

Filthy animal. Go piss in the street like a civilized person.

i just put mine straight in the trash, the smell is usually unbearable after quite a short time

tfw too intelligent to use toilet

we have bottle returnable in germany, so you get money back when you take the bottles to the store, so i have to drain them

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F U C K I N G D E G E N E R A T E S
That's disgusting. Fix up, you uncivilized barbarian.

Greedy Jew!

Even Israel is above that shit:
Just throw them in the trash and let some filthy goy deal with them.

for 1 bottle you get 25 cents

try piss jug

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I dont think id even do it for money

I don't keep piss bottles any more since my bathroom is so close to my room, but I did growing up.

>used to get in trouble a lot so parents would constantly raid my room
>get called out the living room one day
>parents standing there with my piss bottle
>ask me to explain it
>I stand there speechless for what felt like hours
>dad finally says "I think it's obvious what it is"
>feel myself melting
>he says "it's bong water"
>go along with it to avoid embarrassment and accept 3 months being grounded

you guys seriously don't do this right

what the fuck why would you not use the toilet

nice quads

real talk i feel you

>he doesn't use a piss funnel
god, israelis are dumb

Holy shit i just emptied mine out lol.

My max was like 10 piss bottles full to the brim ubder my bed. I got so used to the smell but when i left my room for a week and came back it reeked.

I thought i was the only one that pissed in a bottle instead of pissing in a toilet.

toilett is on the next floor

I once did it just for laughs. Disposing of a piss bottle is seriously disgusting, I don't think mentally healthy people do it often.

please kill yourselves

Hahaha he still thinks we aren't monsters and villains that's adorable

>current year + 2
>being new

I hate it when family members sees me.

My door makes a tremendous amount of noise, so I whip the old bottle out a night so as to not wake anyone.

goddamn, screencapping this

Toilet is too far away and i drink lots of water

what a bunch of lazy degenerate pieces of shit you unhygenic cunts are.

if you're too lazy to get out of your chair and walk a few metres to take a piss then your no better than the wagonwheels and thier shitting streets

>he's never poopsocked a raid boss
why even live?

During the day i take the toilett.

But at night fuck that

are these the modern day equivalents to chamber pots?

also:
>12 years ago
>be 15
>losing weight
>drinking insane amounts of water
>shut in my room
>2 gallons of water
>piss in the empty jugs when i was done

Flag checks out. Finally a poo in loo with quality bantz.

Anyone else ever piss in the sink?

no

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No, why would you do that

Filling a bottle in one stream of continuous piss is satisfying.
My bathroom is just a few foot from my room.
But I choose to piss in jugs and bottles because it helps in my kegel exercise and monitors my urine quality.

I used too and the thought of everyone else in the house washing their face in it was kinda funny

How hard is it to get up and use the toilet, you neckbeards

I used to do that all the time... then I ascended and started using piss bottles instead.

of course. sometimes I empty my piss bottle at the same time.

you should try selling it on ebay as mt dew