Canadian shills

Thanks to the constant low IQ work of canadian shills, I have redoubles my resolve to do everything possible to subvert canada
I won't work
I won't pay taxes

No amount of name calling will make me tow the line for trough feeders.

Good job canada
Lol
Turn your own country men against you and think you're doing a good job
Lel
What faggots

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>I won't work
>I won't pay taxes

How about you just move to a different country only losers live in Canada after growing up

G-d's work user

Lol all leafs are losers. Now please excuse me I need to attend to my wife's wedding.

You shills say anything lol even if it contradicts everything else

> can't make it in canada, you're a loser
>only adult losers still live in canada

Lol
Pick one ffs u literal clinically retarded subhumans

Can't wait for universal basic income to kick in.
The poor saps with jobs will be supporting the whole nation to do nothing but enjoy a couple grand a month.
Lel
Having a job is for losers

Nobody who's worth anything wants to live in Canada unless he's a politician or a lawyer looking to exploit or swindle the mindless peasantry. Living in a society of losers will rub off on anyone

move to America or the UK and try there

Out of retarded shill lines and called out
Resorts to copypasta of original comment

Wow, you sure showed me.
Lel
What a fucking failure.

>inb4 OP gets called DUI guy
>inb4 Canadian Attitude police show up
>inb4 the stale pastas
>Inb4 'bud'
>inb4 'OP is American on a proxy!'

What a sensible canada thread thus far, except for the first post.

Peaceout.

FUCK DRUMPF AND THE USA

CANADA IS THE ONLY WAY

Yeo, canada is the land of white niggers with a crab in bucket mentality.
Look at their PaiD shills

> Can't wait for universal basic income to kick in.

won't happen Canada is in recession the housing bubble will burst and the government will default. Canada will implement forced austerity probably give up on socialized medecine within the next several years.

no one cares you pathetic neet faggot. just kys.

>pathetic
>neet faggot
>just kys

Why do Canadians talk like this? It is highly abnormal and antisocial.

I work nights at a superstore. It's nice brain dead work, perfect for an idiot like me.

Lrl
It costs canada more to be a neet than killing myself.
Thanks for the neetbux bitch. Enjoying the weekend?
Lel
I haven't worked in years.

They're aleady trying out test communities for it
Back to work losers, u have a country to support

you would pay like 5% of your income. You sound way too retarded to earn more than 25k/year

Which of you leafs ever considered using a vpn to post on pol.

Be honest.

you're bragging about being a virgin that lives with mommy? I barely notice the tax dollars but you've got to live with yourself, kek.

Don't insult yourself.

I spend my neetbux on rent to Chinese, tax free cigarette's from natives and weed from drug dealers. Probably black's.

Lel
You losers work to support that.
Haw haw has
Idgf either.
Can't wait for my monthly payment to be upped

Most canadians don't earn thst much
Must be a country of retards.
Haw haw haw

most millenials in Canada live with mommy

huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/28/millennials-parents-homes-us-canada_n_10172474.html

>a virgin that lives with mommy
>you've got to live with yourself

why do Canadians talk like this?

Is this how they talk in person?

Not a virgin
My landlord is Chinese

Youre Imagining I'm you

Funny how I always pay chinks for rent.
Its like canadian don't own anything.

If chinks didn't run the convience stores and rental properties, no one would. canadians are too stupid to do themselves. It's like they're all poor white trash who can't afford shit

yeah and the way they taxe your income makes it that the majority of the population don't pay that much of taxes ,most people are complaining when they pay like 12% of their total income. BTW the average income is around 40k/year

>40k/year

The only time I met canadians who made that much they worked for the government or oil. Most canadians seen pretty poor, we get alot of medical refugees from canada with untreated issues at my hospital, very sad.

*seem

> average income

that's the per capita gdp not what the average pleb earns.

The median individual income is 28,000 dollars

statcan.gc.ca/daily-quotidien/150708/dq150708b-eng.htm

which is enough to pay monthly rent to your mom and buy weed and alcohol and a gun to kill yourself with

>I won't work
Fuck you. You've never worked in your life.

>admits to being neet
>expects people to believe he's not a pathetic waste of life

>pathetic waste of life

Why do canadians abuse each other like this?

Do they speak abusively in person to each other?

>I-I'm just being a leech on society because of the shills, look what you're making me do shills!
Get your shit together leaf

Fucking leech. It's bad enough that everyone thinks all nova scotians are lazy welfare bums (Because of Halifax, and all the people on unemployment), but I pay my unemployment off; I pay over 500 dollars a week in tax (sometimes 600, sometimes 700); most people don't even make that much. What are they doing with my tax money? Spending it on faggots like you who come on pol and give all Canadians a bad name. I'm sick of being called a "Canadian", because like Mr.Trudeau said, Canada is a post-national state. I don't want to be a part of a state that discourages work yet encourages student loans that can never be paid off.

I quit grade 9, yet I technically didn't even have a 7th grade education. Think about it for a second. I quit school to work. Most people who are educated are unemployed or have a jag of student loans they can't pay off. If they were so smart, they'd quit school like I did and start early and get a raise, and become good the hard way, because the hard way is ironically the easy way.

Year after year, I come to Sup Forums and vent my frustrations, and it's people like you who mock me, yet you go on about your cuck porn fetish and your welfare lifestyle.

t. hard working fisherman who deserves better

Yes Canadians have a very thin veneer of fake politeness that shields their fragile illusions and it bursts whenever somebody attacks one of their sacred cows like the fact that their country is worse than America or pretty much any other first world country, that they have no culture, liberalism and multiculturalism don't work or that hockey and tim hortons are shit

Lol
How come most businesses in canada are owned by immigrants?
Are white trash canadians too stupid to start their own? Seems like it.
White trash canadians where given office jobs for the government which is basically daycare to keep them occupied for 8 hours a day so they don't cause trouble to all the immigrants building their country.
Lel
Nation of white trash do nothing idiots

Who /bestProvince/ here?

If it's any consolation it seems kek cares for you, at least

Use to make 19.79 as a union welder.big bucks buddy

Lel
Nope. Back to work bitch. I need more weed.

there is no best province. Quebec is arguably the shittiest province. Like I would be ashamed for being cucked by what is essentially the Sweden of North America and being so dependant on their welfare money that it is impossible to be independent.

It must be so demoralizing

They are so abusive it's not even funny. They things they say to each other, no one but canadians talk like that on here. And anytime a canadian speaks out they say the worst things to him. Adults behaving like children hurling abuses for noticing that maybe canada isn't the best at something.

It's disturbing.

Work harder slave. Tell your sob story to someone who might give a fuck. I don't

Also you're a loser with no canadian education
University degree means your smart and worth something.
Cry more loser
Your life sounds shit and its because where you live.

>so dependent* on their welfare money that it is impossible to be independent.

That's why we have a plan for something called "Sovereignty association"
>we get to be a free country with our own laws, army and taxes
>But we still keep the Equalization payements going
that's literally paying for your wife's son.

Oh yeah you will get verbally abused and they will start acting all passive agressive. You're not even saying anything outlandish.

If I tell an American or a German or a greek that they have a shitty economy, that they have no culture or that football is a shitty sport and it's ok not to watch it fanatically they won't give a fuck and laugh it off. But Canadians will lash out violently because it's fucking true.

Do like me - get 60K$ and leave ASAP to a good and cheap country like Thailand

> literally paying for your wife's son

Sounds like something Canada would go for desu

I'm also set to inherit a bunch of money.
Lel
My grandfather made millions just selling land.
More than you'll ever make working.
Lel

Can't wait for even more free money.

Yes my grandparents love me
I got birthday and Christmas money
My grandpa helps me move.
We go for coffee and chat.

Haw haw has

Should've been born related to rich people.
Git gud loser
LEL

It does, it's the very canadian thing to do
also.
checked.

I have decided I am never going there.

To think the leafs from /pol are actually out there walking around is scary. Not you, I mean the abusive ones. They tell OP to kill himself and say everything else that comes to mind that might hurt him.

Stay strong leaf. Stay strong. You are like what I imagined Canadians to be, before I encountered them.

>Not worth anything to the state because I'm not educated.
The only thing that matters to me is my friends, family and community. I don't give a fuck, and I can't give a fuck about somehwere hundreds of miles away also called "Canada". I don't give a fuck if I don't matter to you. I just hate the fact that my money goes to a piece of shit like you, because of a system I don't believe in.

They own the convenience stores

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_plant_economy

Even Tim fucking Hortons is owned by America

I live in Québec but Ontario is the best place. 98 cents a liter of gas compared to 1.35 here in Québec

Fuck the state.. REVOLUTION!

Toronto here.

Yeah that's international money pouring into our country and buying up all our property. Canadians who've plugged into the system can only afford to live 1-2hrs away from the city if we want to own property. I rented downtown for years, and man was it expensive. I make 40k, and it's enough for a room and a social life... Close to work though.

International money owns the cities. You can't compete, unless you're a big baller. Working class need not apply. That being said, we have housing programs for the poor... New Canadians are prioritized though.

Socialism is good for you if you're just arrived in the country, and/or know what programs you're eligible to take advantage of.

Good luck.

I'm NOT a fucking leaf. My parents moved here from fucking Belarus in the 1990's and then decided to give birth to me here and not in America. Once I'm done with my degree I'm getting the fuck out of here.

You mean your father sold the land

>Mon arriere arriere grand pere il a défriché la terre
>ton arriere grand pere il a labouré la terre
>et puis ton grand pere il a cultivé la terre
>pis ton pere il l'a vendu pour devenir fonctionaire

>et pis toé mon ti gars tu sais pu c'que tu va faire
>dans ton petit trois et demi, ben trop frete cher en hiver
>Il te vient des envies de devenir propriétaire
>et tu reves la nuit... d'avoir ton petit lopin de terre.

Kek cry more
Move to a different country then bitch.
Stop whining and do something for yourself instead of whining.
Maybe your attitude is the problem.
Kek
Go catch some fish
Kek
Such a hard job to sit on a boat and catch some fish. Don't work too hard pressing the button to reel In the net
Kek
Poor whiny fisherman

Speak English.
its so fucking cringe how you queerbecers speak French on an English board.
Even real French people from France speak English here.

You also butchered the French language.

>I'm NOT a fucking leaf. My parents moved here from fucking Belarus in the 1990's

My apologies.

>Cry
>attitude
>go catch some fish
>Hard job to sit on a boat, pressing a button
>whiny fisherman

I should have clarified. I'm on a lobster fishing boat, but generally aquaculture is considered "fishing". There's no sitting. I get up 3-4 in the morning to go to the wharf. And I get out there and work, back to back, until about 2 or 3 in the afternoon (If we haul them fast). The only person who has a "button" is the captain; and I will not bad mouth my captain, because it is a stressful job, because one wrong move can lead to injury, capsizing, parting a line (hundreds of dollars if we lose the trawl). Today was very stressful, because it was cold and windy. My job is particularly stressful and demanding, both mentally and physically. I'm not complaining about my job; I love it; I just think it's stupid that you mock me or my job.

>I won't work
>I won't pay taxes

Let's be honest, you've done neither and are just looking for an excuse.

Just ignore these stupid threads.

Nope...never, I am proud to stand and speak against the shithead we have in charge and against Quebec's eternal victimhood complex. I might take shit for my flag, but I'm a strong Western man...I can take the bantz.

It's a goddamn song. And the french butchered their language, If Charlemagne were to speak today, We'd understand him more than those Parisians fags ever will.