If you Masturbated in the Current Year. You Are Not a Conservative

One of the most important parts of being a conservative is having a strong faith in Christianity. The leader of the Christians is Pope Francis and he is soon to declare 2017 a Holy Year! So that means if you masturbate this year you are a sinner, you're bad. If you have masturbated this year you aren't a conservative.

youtube.com/watch?v=fRRCqr-REh4

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_sin
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I haven't. But have sinned in other ways. What are you trying to prove?

Masturbation is the worst sin though. Other sins are forgiveable. Just be proud you have not masturbated in 2017.

>The leader of the Christians is Pope Francis
No, the leader of Christians is Jesus Christ and God his father, we don't need leaders in the church when we already have them

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Pope Francis is probably choking the bishop multiple times a day

FUCKING

Jesus died a long time ago kiddo. Pope is the new leader.

Stop with this terrible meme.

>Leaf telling super Satan that he is a good Christian.

false religions on my board!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Super Satan? What?

KEK and Christianity can be united under their equal hate for masturbation

SHOO SHOO MAPLE JEW

>folliowing the church that is known for burning live for reading the bible

LEAF

All sins are forgivable. You're trying to discredit Christianity because masturbation is a sin, and it's "OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE THE SOCIETY THE LAST 30 YEARS SAYS IT ISN'T LMAO GUYS".
Is this your point?

>One of the most important parts of being a conservative is having a strong faith in Christianity
I'm so glad this meme will die soon

>6666.

>those digits

Im not a conservative though

No man can replace God and Jesus Christ, the fact that Catholics and many other branches of Christianity have 'religious leaders' are one of the many reasons they become corrupted.

Christianity didn't do nothing bad tho it made some mistakes but it encourages Bible reading I went to Catholic School

No, only a few sins are forgiveable like lust, rage, jealousy, gluttony, pride, and a few others. The majority of sins are unforgivable. You are spreading anti-christianity lies.

How? The only reason I vote conservative is due to the Christianity

>backtoplebbit

Carnal desires should only satisfied by the holy offerings of boipucci, following the custom holy greek philosophers

How is masturbation a mortal sin? Just shut the fuck up

Churches aren't corrupt that's a renaissance lie by fedora tippers

fuck off pope, thank for feminism and destroyed the traditional of marriage. It's hard to find a woman that i can come home to and have sex 4 times everyday..

fuck off catholic who can't tell me what to do.

>leaf's knowledge about Christianity everyone

It's one of the worst because it commits 5 sins at once

>satisfying the desire of the flesh
>lust
>suicide
>adultery
>blasphemy

Then was the organized abuse of children by the catholic church?

Man's sperm contains the soul, so spilling it is literally murder

You maple kike - why is fapping a sin ?
Sin is hurting someone, raping a woman or child, or not helping someone, etc.
Fapping harms no one.

If you try to pretend, that Onan's story is about sex, you are plainly wrong...

And beside that, all old-testament commandments beside decalogue were abandoned by apostles for good reason, because old-testament commandments are weird and evil...

>fuck off pope, thank for feminism and destroyed the traditional of marriage. It's hard to find a woman that i can come home to and have sex 4 times everyday..
That's a good thing. Sex should only be done for the sole purpose of reproduction. I'm MGTOW anyway so it doesn't affect me but you really shouldn't have sex unless it's for reproduction

>polish education

They weren't true Catholics

It is, but it's forgivable. Don't let satan tell you that there are sins God cannot forgive.

How is it blasphemy? Suicide? Lust I get, but adultery?

>mgtow
FUCKING KEK

>suicide
you mean murder. Fucking leafs are so stupid they can't even catholic troll right...

>Sin is hurting someone, raping a woman or child, or not helping someone, etc.
WRONG. Sin is doing something that harms the dignity of YOURSELF. So Masturbation, getting fat, being a lazy slob are all sins

>fapping harms no one
It harms yourself, and society

Fapping is evil and weird. Don't do it.

The Bible itself says sins aren't forgiveable unless they are VERY minor.

Adultery in the heart. Matthew 5:27-30.

It's also gay. You are cheating on your potential wife with a man's hand.

>DUDE NOT ALL CATHOLICS
no, just the leaders of the catholic church

What Bible are you reading?
Hey, remember that guy called Paul who literally killed Christians?

No, I mean suicide, you are a shit tier troll.

What's so funny?

>The leader of the Christians is Pope Francis
wrongo

try again leaf

>blasphemy
Mocking God because masturbation is a comedic act, you are mocking his creation

>Suicide
You are slowly killing your body by masturbating, it's a slow form of suicide like smoking

>adultery
You are cheating in your heart, it's in Matthew

The rake just add 1 foot spreading to remove you effectively.

>MGTOW
low test detected

Dude, there is a cross in your flag, be more respectful

>not being MGTOW
Low test cuck detected.

How is obtaining pleasure through orgasm mocking God? That is the dumbest fucking troll I've ever heard

Why should I respect something that is blatantly evil?

Solid evidence, something that christfags could never predict

...

My dick my rules shitlord

You already know the answer you're just trolling tho so i won't respond seriously to you

It's literally the holiest force of good

The Bible makes MANY predictions for our time. In Revelation it says "there will be famines", "there will be wars", "there will be death" and guess what

>Potato famine
>WW1 and WW2
>Death from cancer

vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s1c1a8.htm
>If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just, and will forgive our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness."117

It's not your dick tho it's Gods.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_sin

No, because I'm not mocking God by spanking my Willie, your just batshit insane

The pope is the anti christ

The building in my pciture is Paul vi Audience Hall in Rome. As you can see the buildings design represents a snake with the lizard looking roof, eyes, fangs, and tongue. This is no mistake, this is on purpose. Also, behind the pope is a structure that "represents Christ emerging after a nuclear blast", but look how demonic it looks. That is not how you represent Christ.

The video below goes more into this (ignore click bait title.)
youtu.be/yzurtPFe9jE

What are you doing, Leaf?

True conservatives worship Kek. They pray by shitposting. Buddugoliaeth cenllysg!

The only thing that is holy is Jesus/God. To claim anything else is holy is blasphemy.

Except for the one saying Hillary would win, which /pol just mysteriously forgot about.

I'm just following the Bible

>it looks demonic so it's evil

The catholic church is a senile, braindead institution and it's worth nothing.

Francis is the embodiment of it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_sin
Masturbation The gravity is measured by, "the affective immaturity, force of acquired habit, conditions of anxiety or other psychological or social factors that lessen, if not even reduce to a minimum, moral culpability."[40]
"Among the sins gravely contrary to chastity are masturbation, fornication, pornography, and homosexual practices."[37]

Pope can't be wrong.

The pope is the most socially liberal Christian on the planet

He is just a man, of course he can be wrong.

>The leader of the Christians is Pope Francis

Nope that's leader of the catholics

>notices flag

Oh right. Shitpost on my leaf friend.

Well that's bullshit, My Jesus would never approve of this shit

He's Gods chosen one

>Francis
>Pope
I don't fucking think so

Literally from your own link:
Roman Catholicism Edit
See also: Venial sin and Mortal sin
According to the Catechism of the Catholic Church §1864, there are no limits to the mercy of God, but anyone who deliberately refuses to accept his mercy by repenting, rejects the forgiveness of his sins and the salvation offered by the Holy Spirit. Such hardness of heart can lead to final impenitence and eternal loss.[1]

Thomas Aquinas lists, or has responded to six sins that supposedly go against the Holy Spirit:[2]

despair: which consists in thinking that one's own malice is greater than Divine Goodness, as the Master of the Sentences teaches,[3]
presumption: if a man wants to obtain glory without merits[4] or pardon without repentance[5]
resistance to the known truth,
envy of a brother's spiritual good, i.e., of the increase of Divine grace in the world,
impenitence, i.e., the specific purpose of not repenting a sin,
obstinacy, whereby a man, clinging to his sin, becomes immune to the thought that the good searched in it is a very little one.
Thomas Aquinas explains that the unforgivability of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit means that it removes the entrance to these means of salvation—however, it cannot hinder God to take away this obstacle by way of a miracle.[6]

According to one source however these are mortal sins against the Holy Spirit and not blasphemy against him though apart from presumption none of these are listed as mortal sins by the Catechism.[7]

However, the Church further believes there is no offence, however serious, that cannot be taken away by Baptism, or absolved from in the Confessional—that no one, however wicked and guilty, may not confidently hope for forgiveness.[8] The Catechism says that Christ desires "the gates of forgiveness should always be open to anyone who turns away from sin."[9] As did St Augustine the Catholic Church today teaches that only dying not being sorry for one's sins is the only unforgivable sin.[10][11][12][13] Indeed, in Dominum et vivificantem Pope John Paul II writes "According to such an exegesis, 'blasphemy' does not properly consist in offending against the Holy Spirit in words; it consists rather in the refusal to accept the salvation which God offers to man through the Holy Spirit, working through the power of the Cross", and "If Jesus says that blasphemy against the Holy Spirit cannot be forgiven either in this life or in the next, it is because this 'non-forgiveness' is linked, as to its cause, to 'non-repentance,' in other words to the radical refusal to be converted. This means the refusal to come to the sources of Redemption, which nevertheless remain 'always' open in the economy of salvation in which the mission of the Holy Spirit is accomplished."[14]

Masturbating is one of the few things thats prevents me from being a whore

Dude im 21 and a man, if i dont blow my load ever couple days i want to kill and fuck everyhing i see

So even blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is forgivable if you repent?

would you consider Orthodox or Presbyterian to be more acceptable

I'm MGTOW and NOFAP, fuck sexual urges

The leader of the Christians is Jehova, God almighty. Christian LARP somewhere else.

>He's Gods chosen one

God didn't choose the pope. A bunch of old men in the vatican chose the pope.
Fuck catholics aren't even christian.

I've wanked off 4 times already today, when I woke up, 5pm to some porn and then again an hour later to same porn cos it was a new starlet and just my type (pale,skinny,dark hair and perky titties) and then again shortly after to a different scene.

I'm done whacking off for today but fuck you pornbb. I am tired of my degeneracy and I am prepared to have my nuts roasted by Satan for being a sinner

But masturbation IS a sin.
Lust:
New American Standard Bible
"If your right eye makes you stumble, tear it out and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
Masturbation:
New American Standard Bible
"If your right hand makes you stumble, cut it off and throw it from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to go into hell.

16 If you see any brother or sister commit a sin that does not lead to death, you should pray and God will give them life. I refer to those whose sin does not lead to death. There is a sin that leads to death. I am not saying that you should pray about that. 17 All wrongdoing is sin, and there is sin that does not lead to death.

1 John 5:16-17

IIRC Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is rejecting Christ willingly and not coming back to Him before death.

Stop LARPING idiot

If you aren't Catholic you aren't Christian, God chose the Pope because he told the Cardinals who to pic

Just stop masturbating, NOFAP

Ohhhh so if someone repents and comes back to God they are saved

This is a view of the building from the outside. As we can see it looks just like a snake's head. Just another coincidence I suppose.

suuure

Catholicism is heresy. Actual heresy.

> The pope is the anti christ

No.

American and talmudic kikes are the Whore, that has written on her forehead: "Talemud Babylon the book, mother of harlots and abominations of the Earth".

Judas is anti-Christ. Judas means "Jew" in greek.

> In Revelation it says "there will be famines", "there will be wars", "there will be death"
And these were ALL the time in between. There was not a single century without them.
This is not an argument.

But otherwise - "Aram giddeon" is destruction of Syria, which is already happening. The three spirits as frogs are fake-news mainstream media and their lies...
And the time to open the books is coming near...

> that harms the dignity of YOURSELF
Every opening of the body produces some dirt, that needs to be wiped regularly. Not wiping the dirt coming from all openings of the body is ill.
Generally, all dirt needs to be wiped sooner or later, or it chokes the way...

>If you aren't Catholic you aren't Christian

True christians are Eastern Orthodox. Catholocism was a split off from Orthodox.
Catholics aren't true christians.

If you can't see what's obviously in front of you then you're lost.

Protestants are so funny. They rebelled, yet they think they are the original Church!

You're a whore. ALL MASTURBATION MUST STOP

Orthodox isn't Christianity. It's a thing created by Yaroslav of Tver so he wouldn't have to pay taxes to the vatican.

I jacked off in a church once.

That shit is whack yo. U seeing things dawg

From Matthew 5 (Sermon on the Mountain)

27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.


But I agree, until you're 28 it's near impossible to turn off your sex drive. Maybe with the help of prayer.

wasting life
is a sin
find a wife
stick it in

You're disgusting. I can never forgive you, maybe the Lord can

I turned off my sex drive and im 19. NOFAP and MGTOW FTW

>What is the Great Schism

You are so ignorant it hurts.

nah man

Good. You'll grow up healthy and strong. Respect your body.