/thoth/ General: First Edition

We need to channel all our meme magic into one thread. Post rare Thoths, roll for digits, and revive an ancient Egyptian god of order and palindromes.

NALOD NALOD

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Rolling for Thoth. We need to stir ancient gods of every culture willing to help us battle elite´s evil order.

Sememes

is this a Thoth?

OwO

Mods REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>afa
OwO

The meme war...

Sup Forums is a polytheistic board of peace

THOTH SPEAKS
CHECKED

Checked
Praise KEK

OwO what's this?

PRAISE
OwO

Checkin the check. Praise KEK. Praise THOTH. They are with us.

praise kek!

How late on the new meme am I this time and what is it?

they´re here

We need to meme Thoth slowly

i am the one

Fuck that. Emerald Tablets are required reading.

Oh nice, another forced mahymahy.

Whats Thoth's thing? I know Kek is god of chaos.

Thoth gets are too easy and common. I will not take part until something of more substance comes of it.

YOU FOOLS


YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING RA NOT THOTH
THOTH IS A (((TRICKSTER)))
WHILST RA IS THE GOD OF TRUTH AND LIGHT


RA IS THE GOD OF THE RISING SUN (anime and japan)

HIS OTHER NAME IS RE

REEEEEE


BULLS (moloch) WERE SACRIFICED AT MNEVIS TO APPEASE HIM


RA CREATED ALL AND CURSED THOTH

nice meme

>forgetting about Anubis

oh he's not gonna like that

OwO

They need blood.

OwO

welcome my son
order and palindromes
OwO

Its the fucking molochposting brit again

He comes next. Isn´t he a gatekeeper of sorts?

We are done talking about other gods, Thoth and Kek are the only ones we worship for now

OwO. Stop it mods.

OwO nice

checked

bulls (moloch) were sacrificed to appease Ra


also Ra is thoths father

don't fall for the psyops

fugggg
OwWwO

>They need blood.
>Implying Kek/Thoth rely on abortion gibs like Moloch

The only thing they need is sweet fucking digits.

This is kek country, faggots.

>reify, verb
>(transitive) to regard something abstract as if it were a concrete material thing
>reifier, noun
>one who reifies.

Reifier is also a palindrome. Thoth is the great reifier, who will take our digits and make them real.

OwO

Checked OwO

Wisdom for Thoth, chaos for Kek. Digits and ids are just representations of wisdom and chaos.

knowledge makes you ripped my brothers owo

Our digits will become Rei?

mmmeh

You're not gonna force this meme.

Just stay away from Osiris and Set.

My captcha image of a storefront called "HOT HEADS" confirms.

I approve of Anubis' revival he is a sexy beast

>Ayanami
>ana
OwO

Isn´t Ra the origin of monotheism? we are politeisthic, so don´t force the "father of the gods" unless is understood as Odin Allfather being called that way as a title, not as literally being father of all

THOTH POSTING IS A CIA PSYOPS

DO NOT LET THEM INFILTRATE US WITH THEIR FAKE DEITY

You guys know of the jews and their ways. Subversion through stealth and infiltration is their specialty.
Do not let thoth get a foothold on Sup Forums !

Dude just stop

Shinto shrines consume the food they provide their Gods.
We can offer tidings of tendies to Kek

res, rei (5th dc.) is literally Latin for "thing" as an issue or abstract concept.

Please stop Denmark. It's not like it is made up, Thoth showed itself.

KEK seemingly accepts

Sorry guys but this is a Kek board. Thoth needs to be take to Reddit to make them feel included in the joke. Also it will give them a meme to ruin and leave kek to us

Because the board is resistant to forced memes, this idea will get nowhere if the CIA continues the current strategy.

Nice try CIA, but you have been exposed.

>repeating numerals mean something
>non repeating numerals mean someting
>be suprised if one or the other appears in the thread
>even though you made it so that statistically 70% of posts will have some meaning according to your system

consider suicide