Is Joe Rogan the ultimate alpha male?

Is Joe Rogan the ultimate alpha male?

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dude weed lmao

yeah

manlet

no. Just a druggie comic that got into the homoerotic MMA scene to prolong his career.

He is literally like 5'6. I'm only 5'11 and I would tower over the fucker. Not alpha male in the slightest more a manlet

This. He overcompensates with tats and working out to impress his MMA buddies.

no one who consumes the herbal jew can be alpha

He's pretty short, so no.

he was into mma in high school, just fyi

he embodies the chad-stance on most of what we say. he makes arguments that are just, but in the most retarded way much of the time. Occasionally he lands redpill-tier bants, but its amid chad-tier retardation. He's very middle of the road.

He learned Taekwondo in the mid 80s. The post-apocalyptic ruffian MMA culture didn't get off the ground untilt he mid 90s.

>pull that up young jamie...just search mountain lion attacks man...y-...there it is...woah...that thing will fuck you up son

he only appears alpha around exceptionally weak people, but even then it only manifests as douchey passive-aggressiveness. like a woman
>every Redban episode

Joe (boarders are an outdated concept) Rogan

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No

Not even close.

He's a fucking moron and so are you if you idololize him.

No, he's scared of a guy named Jocko Willink.

why?

Jocko's a bit of a badass.
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He's a dumb meathead that smokes weed and thinks he's intelligent, but he can be funny to listen to