HOLY FUCK ANYONE HEAR THAT?

ANYONE HEAR THAT IN ONTARIO? SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKING BOOM

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING I HEARD IT HERE IN TEXAS

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. WHAT THE FUCK????

Wait a sec.... I hear....

My tiny fiddle playing a sad song between my superior American fingers.

gas the kikes race war now

Nah shit is good up here in Peterborough, where are you?

Ottawa, i hear sirens now. WTF?

I hear something in Ottawa, any ideas??

All good. Go back to sleep

Nothing down here. (southern ontario near the US border)

Bunch of sirens now around my house, should I be worried???

its just the jews, go back to bed

the day of the rake is upon us. God will punish the leafs for their degeneracy

Sarnia sucks shit!

Nothing here in Toronto

it is moloch returning to tend to you, his chosen ppl

Sounds like your mom just got outta bed

CRUISERS AND AMBULANCES JUST WENT BY MY PLACE AND ARE HEADING UP UP HUNT CLUB. I HEAR PEOPLE CRYING EVERY WHERE!!! BUG OUT NOW!!!! LEAVE THE CITY

yep

That loud boom was your mom falling out of her bed.

this thread again.....?

Who

Uhhh I need someone to confirm from Ottawa

niagara region all is well god speed capital city

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Goddamnit

Not in Sarnia. Much worse than that.

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GONFIRMED

What are the red dots? One is literally exactly where I live...

>the day of the rake is upon us. God will punish the leafs for their degeneracy

Finally the skinny nu-male apocalypse has begun.

Pass the ammunition.

Just more proof that Canadians are literally the niggers of Sup Forums

literally how is that funny at all

HAMILTON HERE. I SAW A BIG FLASH TO THE NORTH

Aircraft. Look up and smile

The day of the rake has begun

Windsor?

Look at the parliament buildings. We're fucked. God help us

the kikes

Ooookay. Whats it this time.

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it's time.

ITS HAPPPENING I SEE IT TOO

FUCCCCCKKKK HUGE METEORR CRASH

I can't see that far, what's it look like? I'm freaking the fuck out.

Eh. I live right next to, and I literally mean right next to an airport.

The only booming I hear is the sound of my colossal dick banging on my desk.

Did anyone on the west coast just feel the ground shudder??

Ontario is nearly the size of mainland Europe; What kind of retarded question is that?

Chatham-kent

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS??? REE KILL YOUR SELF YOU BORITO STINKING FAGGOT

Montreal here

I think there was an earthquake or something

>Canadians RPing
This is what my life has come to.

That being said the moon looked suspiciously close/big in the sky two days ago. Like, really close.

that was a fucking reddit tier joke
Which makes it a joke fit for an 11 year old.

I liked you better when you were white

GUYS I'M IN OTTAWA AND I'M HEARING JETS ABOVE ME

Look near the University, see all the fucking cops?

That's no moon.

Now that was a fucking Sup Forums tier joke.
Good for you you fucking leaf.

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HOLEE SHID I GAN SEE IT FROM AMERIGA SO GONZERNED WOW IT REAL

Holy shit dude WTF are they doing to that poor brown boy?!

Was it a harvest moon? like 5 hours ago it was big, orange and low on the horizon

SAME HERE, CITY WORKERS ARE PUTTING UP AIR RAIDE SIRENS

We're fucked

I just thought it was silly, and it made me chuckle. We're not saying it's the pinnacle of comedy or anything -- relax

We were all relaxing around the campfire. Something started to feel off. It was quiet. Then we heard the jets coming, then we saw them. The dread was immediate. We had to move.

>discount wetback

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Are you all in the same leftypol asylum centre?

NO dont say that! I might have a ride to the defenbunker, I'll come get you

>university
Did you even look at my flag you retarded leaf?

Isn't Harvest Moon in fucking October?

kek if he was Australian you'd be sucking his cock right now

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Italy ur drunk go home

I thought you meant Ottawa airport you burger fuck

DEADASS STRAIGHT MY NIGGA DIS SHIT IS LIT AF

I don't know anything about that place. Is it a welfare mom infested dump like sarnia?

Just got the word, OPEN!!!!

>Italy ur drunk go home

So like you are a US state yeah?

But with less character and money..a giant containment zone for French speakers to keep them away from real America?

Yeah, except you can tell because everyone's teeth have rotted out of their fucking skulls. Can't even go to Tim Hortons without seeing the fucking losers go to the bathroom to shoot up drugs because it's too cold outside.

You don't know what a hatvest moon is

Where is this? I don't see any of that

pretty much

Oh look, It's nothing.

>Canadian police chase
Hahahahahaha where are the fucking horses with the RMCPs?

LARP
A
R
P

>Ivory coast trying to be cleaver

They got cold and ate the horses

Tim hortons across the street from the police station and the LCBO. Usually happens from * PM to midnight or later.

Not a chance, Trudeau is probably having a high end vacation on our taxes

8 pm* typo

This endless bullying of Canada has to stop

>Leaf

Fucking savages

>Justin Trudeau acted it up
ftfy

This is the second time I've seen Sarnhole mentioned on 4th pol today. This is insane.

As a leaf, pic related.

It's universally hated.

On a muslims private island no less

My extended family has had more deaths with young people addicted to heroin than older people over the past 3 years.

Fuck. Sarnia.

And what the fuck are you guys on about, nothing is happening

Nice pepe! Mind if I save?