You are walking down the street when this Aryan patrol stops you and asks to see your 23andme results. What do you do?

You are walking down the street when this Aryan patrol stops you and asks to see your 23andme results. What do you do?

fuck off

>voluntarily giving my DNA to the Jews for tracking purposes

shalom my fellow aryan brothers

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GIB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN

BIX NOOD

Did they slap mine or my gfs ass?

Spit on them and tell em to use that as a sample.

It's OK, I'm a veteran if the Great Meme War. I'm honorary aryan.

I'd probably pull up my 23andme results.

Hand over the results and greet my fellow white brothers.

Mongolia is truly an odd place

>"Not until I see your 23andme results first!"
>pulls out gun *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pull up, left hip forward, placing my right hand on my away hip thusly, giving the illusion that I have a gun.

Which, of course, we both know... I don't.

ask them why they're asian for one

Why would I have given my DNA to a Jewish company in the first place?

>What do you do?
Leave Finland and go home.

>Ashkenazi
>28%

Mongolian neo Nazi group.

ask them for theirs first

I like that dudes red laces.

Also, suspenders need to make a comeback I tell you what.

Shoot them?

Oh yeah. And why is that sign in Cyrillic?

They are in Mongolia and these are Mongolian neo Nazis. They hate the Chinese.

BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

Tell them I have better things to do than LARP.

>You are walking down the street when this Aryan patrol stops you and asks to see your 23andme results. What do you do?

Hurt them and not in the nice way.

Tell them they can take their mormon dna database shilling and fuck themselves with it.

Call the UK police

>0.01%

They are a bunch of thugs if they actually give a fuck about people being tr00 aryans. It's much more important we deal with the people actually jewing around and forcing """diversity""" than to act autistic like a bunch of 8chn edgelords and police white people for not being pure whites.

>Well certainly! But first I'm going to have to see your foreskins to make sure you aren't crypto-jews/muslims
>No Homo

'sup cousins? having a good hunt?'

Scroll for the next Indonesian joke.

spotted the nigger

your race is a disgrace

Point to my blonde hair and my blue eyes and say "Where do i sign up?"

>mongols
>white
pick one

I would sieg heil with my 23andme results in my hand

I got 97% European (Italy and France mostly with a little eastern Europe), and 3% from fucking Mali.