Travel a lot for work between Amsterdam and New York (JFK) Pretty much every 2 weeks
I much much rather fly KLM than Delta (they are codeshare partners and in the same alliance), because fucking Delta charges KLM/Lufthansa/British Airways prices but delivers piss poor service (like having to pay for your fucking gin-tonic or whiskey). But sometimes i dont have a choice since last minute booking or flight times.
So i flew Delta and suprise suprise, a fat person came to sit next to me I always try to be discreet, but sometimes they wont even come near you to talk about it >Flight attendant, this is an undo-able situation >what do you mean? >WTF do you think i mean? I paid for a whole chair and i got 80%. Im stuck between the person next to me and the wall >She pretty much ignores me, fucking minimum wage whore I play the ''my safety is in danger now'' card, that always seems to set Americans in overdrive since they dont wanna get sued and are pretty much a dramatic country (OH COURTNEY I HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR LIKE FOREVAH!!1!) >Demand captain to see check on the safety >He comes and concludes that it is indeed an unsafe situation, since the arm-rest cant go down >With the biggest smugface ever, she tells me. Well, then you have to go onto the next flight She asumes i'm a typical business traveler with only a carry-on, which she is right about But i fake it >Yea, thats okay. But i have 2 checked in bags, and you know. Airlines wont let only the bags fly to the US without the passenger. So if you could get them out of the plane that would be great >her smug face dissapears, she knows that this will at least delay the flight by an hour >They eventually kick the burger out
Who here agrees that every airport in the US should have the fucking chair next to the gate with a sign 'If you dont fit in this chair, you can't go onboard or either have to buy 2 tickets' Like in the fucking theme park you fatasses
Yes. Marginalise and shame fat people as much as you possibly can.
Dominic Powell
Fat people are terrible. This board complains about blacks all day but obese people are the lazy worthless people. I dont know how they do it also: it takes dedication to get really fat.
Nice story. Your right about americans and safety, that is a good trigger word.
Kevin Hughes
Fat people shouldn't be allowed to fly period. They should be forced to walk one-way and they will be skinny enough to fly back.
Matthew Thompson
Learn English.
Sebastian Roberts
If you hit some clear air turbulence in that plane the big fella would go through the fuselage and kill everyone.
Blake Clark
Fuck fat peoplen, they are a nuisance in almost every daily situation.
>Take up too much fucking space on public transport >Not contributive in the workspace >Cant walk for long distances >Always complaining
Bentley Richardson
obese people should pay fat tax
David Harris
God damn that would be a great scene in an airplane movie: some 400 lber flies through cabin and squashes some sucker. Pure kino
Kayden Hernandez
If you take up 2 seats you should be forced to take a specialist plane where you have to pay 3 times more
Asher Sanders
I'm with you, OP.
Flying isn't a right you fat fucks and its not worth compromising the safety of the other passengers.
Gabriel Cox
quickest response, superior response
Ian Watson
Every airline has their 'big guy policy' But most of them barely do something about it
They need a fucking seat next to the gate with something along the lines of >if you dont fit in here, you need to buy 2 tickets
Like in a theme park
Ryder Kelly
just make enough noise to get airways companies to place a couple of large sized seats on the planes, so we can laugh harder at them
Kayden Ward
fat people should have special seating
in the belly of the plane located by the animal carriers
Michael Cooper
Or how about we just make the fuckers walk to their destinations.
Then when they get there they'll be able to fit in a single seat on the flight back and everybody is happy
Samuel Cruz
flights should charge by the pound, fatties pay more!
Zachary Peterson
Agree. They should stop allowing them on bus too. There was this fat woman who would scream to the driver to slow down cause he was going too fast even tough he was going 20 km/h because of all the traffic. Even worse is when I have to go to the university, full of landwhales.
Jaxson Martin
All the fat people i know are based
But then again they arent 400 lbs fat
Nolan Clark
>>Yea, thats okay. But i have 2 checked in bags, and you know. Airlines wont let only the bags fly to the US without the passenger. So if you could get them out of the plane that would be great Well done aquafresh, well done.
You're right ofc, if you take up more then one seat you obviously have to be booked on more then one seat. Does that mean that should need to buy more then one ticket? Well that's up to the company but they should definitely not sell some other poor bastard a ticket a full price if they don't get the full seat.
Maybe they can sell cheaper tickets to skinny people if they are willing to sit next to fat people >right now we have 73 seats that are 50% of on the next flight to america, be advised that other peoples body might encroach on your seat. t. Burger Airlines
Aiden Sullivan
Fatties should either have to pay for two seats or take a train or two.
Jaxson Thompson
My fattest friend is 280, or he was, he's been working out and put on some muscle but he's still bulky as fuck. He's aware he's a fat fuck who will die probably 7 or 8 years earlier than he should but at least he's trying. Half the fat fucks in this country just assume we all think whales would be better people than whales.
Nathaniel Butler
where was enoch going?
Angel Sullivan
>that pic requesting copy pasta from guy that had college classes with fat fucks and then proceeded to go early to class just so he could occupy the fat seat for himself and watch some fat SJW sit down in a normal chair
Jackson Martinez
>Every airline has their 'big guy policy' For you
John Morales
>My fattest friend is 280 > He's aware he's a fat fuck who will die probably 7 or 8 years earlier >280 lbs >7-8 years earlier oh boy
Asher Morris
Shit, I know the one you mean but I don't think I have it saved.
Have this one in the meantime.
Colton Gomez
>Tfw one day they will make planes with double wide seats. >Tfw the fattest wI'll complain no triplease wide.
We're gonna get airliners mattresses soon enough!
Ian Hill
they already have them for fat people
on international flights fat people automatically get free first class upgrades due to beds and meal service so they don't create a disruption over their hunger
>flight attendant
really makes you think
Leo Miller
>planes have to start carrying less cargo to accommodate all the fatties >more flights have to be made to keep up with international trade >fuel use increases >supplies dwindle >prices soar >airlines start posting record losses >governments have to start bailing out all the airlines >taxes skyrocket to offset the costs >millions unable to make ends meet >welfare state increases ten fold >entire nations collapse under the weight
Grayson James
>be skellymode yuropoor >my boss Abdul really needs me at these meetings for company diversity quotas so I spend most of my time flying around searching for the gayest of the dark skinned ones I can find >as a result have little time to eat for myself, most meals consist of airline food or the new Ethiopian restaurant by my apartment >one day get on flight, but feel a general sense of unease >probably just my stomach being upset, make note to ask Bashir when we land for some of his special antacid mix >get to my seat, and to my horror there is someone there reeking of freedom and self determination >worse yet this person is an American (I can tell because he's carrying three assault rifles and isn't white like me) >my Jewish ancestors did not get genocided for me to stand this injustice >try to take my seat but it's literally impossible as the American seems to project some sort of Freedom Field that pushes my slim frame aside >try to ask flight attendant for assistance but she is too busy choking on his freedom stick to notice my plea >fed up I storm to the cabin and demand that the captain remove this person from the flight immediately >Man in turban comes out of the cockpit (thankfully yurope is a much more tolerant society), and although I don't understand Arabic, I know he must be agreeing to help me >When I go back to my seat the American has eaten the flight attendant and is now sated >captain screams in Arabic, brandishing his family remote control (we must respect the rights of refugees to express themselves how they please) >American gets up and hurriedly exits the plane >posting this now on pol while we wait for our captain to take off for Oslo >fucking Americans
Julian Robinson
Detect the fatass
Even if i was fat, i would just purchase 2 tickets out of my own comfort
I swear to god, i would pay 20% more for tickets to have no-fatties and crying babies on board
Chase Parker
Wtf, they should burn her
Jaxson Jones
I agree. Without a doubt.
But if I had my way, I'd just have them confined to their homes because no one should have to look at their fat disgusting horror-show bodies.
Benjamin Gray
>When the first post is the best post Fat Shaming works t. Recovering fatass
Matthew Torres
If they cant fit in a seat ofc they should have to buy two seats. I dont see a problem with this.
Daniel Bennett
The flood will come for you, Dutchie. Complain about your safety then.
Aaron Miller
found the fatties
Robert Cox
Oh Hitler, havent you learned anything? The reason why the Dutch are so tall is because of natural selection over the past 300 years.
Only the tall could survive the flood, everyone under 1,80 got drowned
1,88 here you bradwurst
Matthew Hernandez
First post wasn't sarcastic at all
Ethan Miller
>taxing The Architect
gl with that.
Benjamin Ward
So when the little boy put his finger in the hole in the dyke you all got shorter?
Alexander Lopez
Yeah. I do my best to not travel on planes for that reason. There's always that one fucker who just shouldn't be on it. It would actually be pretty smart of airlines if they started charging more for people's bulk. I would be genuinely happy.
Caleb Fisher
Straya again with the shitposts
Christian Davis
Fucking subhuman amerifats....top kek toothpaste.
Brandon Brooks
In all honestly, is there a single legit way we could repurpose fatties? Or are they really the most useless subhumans to ever exist?
Carson Peterson
>>be skellymode yuropoor Stopped reading right. Obviously written by a fat butthurt burger. Opinions disregarded.
Jacob Phillips
You already posted this exact thread on Friday.
William Moore
Nice fake story, bro. But you forgot the part where everyone cheered, and a misty-eyed grandmother thanked you for your bravery.
Evan Thomas
Fuck off you triggered fatty
John Wood
They clapped, obviously.
Henry Watson
It should be completely standard to have a truck weighing station - style contraption when checking in.
Put the person and the luggage on the scale. If both are over x amount then something needs to be done. I'm tired of being 70kg and only taking two suitcases when some fat fuck gets the same.
Lower prices for light passengers would be good too, but doubt that would happen, so I'll take the luggage.
Nathan Cook
They should be killed instead
Isaac Reed
>With the biggest smugface ever, she tells me. Well, then you have to go onto the next flight
WTF is this, I can't even
Is it not the obvious thing for them to kick the fatty out? Was she a Fat-apologist?
Josiah Diaz
Fat fuck detected
Bentley Green
In glorious USA fat people bully you
Nicholas James
This is just
Colton Kelly
You underestimate the frustration that builds up when you had to sit next to a fat person on one fucking flight. You dont want that to happen to you again ever, especially not for 7/8 hours.
When the food comes, you want to eat. But you can't, you have to keep your arms straight next to your own body and can barely reach the tray in front of you, because of the massive fatrolls of the person next to you.
I always try to fly business class but because i sometimes get dispatched last minute there is no fucking business class seat left.
Joshua Watson
Sounds like a good plan, it would probably lead airlines to install bigger chairs.
Adam Ward
I'm 280 and a fat fuck too. What are you trying to say with this? That we will die more then a few years earlier? What makes you think that? You think we are like 5'6 or something? His friend is prob 6'3 like me. 280 at 6'3 is fat, but not obese.
Austin Harris
Imagine being a super fatty in a SHTF scenario...
>nuclear weapon leaves you thrashing skinless in a leathery bag of your own boiling fat. >rampaging minorities doing just... beastly thing in any capacity... they sometimes defy description. >Zombies catch you, and gnaw at you long enough to die of dehydration before blood loss.
Cameron Taylor
Can anyone confirm on the legal claims? (Safety of the arm-rest and bags to the US without passenger)
Do you have the year of this episode? I downloaded a ton of Dredd's comics recently but not sure I have this one.
Bentley Lee
>That we will die more then a few years earlier? Obviously.
>Fat >retarded >and a leaf Life can't be easy for you
Xavier Garcia
Feed them DNP in a pool in my "Health Clinic"and use them to heat building near by.
Nathan Rivera
>Do you have the year of this episode? I downloaded a ton of Dredd's comics recently but not sure I have this one. No idea, got the pic from here
Logan Ross
I remember reading a similar thread like this one 2 years.
Daniel Hughes
>Who here agrees that every airport in the US should have the fucking chair next to the gate with a sign 'If you dont fit in this chair, you can't go onboard or either have to buy 2 tickets' I'm a-fucking-OK with this.
Grayson Cooper
Put the armrest down as soon as you get on the plane.
As far as I'm concerned, when I buy an airline ticket I buy the right to occupy all the space between the armrests and the seat in front of me. Tall people should buy aisle seats or exit rows to keep their legs out of my sacred space, and fat people should buy two seats to keep their overflow out of my sacred space.
Asher Perez
The thing is that would BE the best solution, but fat shaming groups would just call the airliners some form or -ism and nothing will change.
Because being fat makes people insane.
Brandon Brown
show me ur kylie jenner cock
Jayden Bailey
Has got nothing to do with fat shaming. If I have to pay pr. kilo of luggage I carry onto a plane, an overweight person should have to pay more if he can't fit into a normal seat.
Christopher Garcia
they should just throw them off the plane, midair.
Michael Hernandez
We used to have them on /fit constantly about 4-5 years ago I think. i created one called fat people we fucked and edited the pic but it was lost after a few threads.
Brody James
How much should I weigh at 6'3 then according to you mohammed? 160lbs?
Wyatt Roberts
>it takes dedication to get really fat Maybe a bit, but it also depends a lot on your metabolism.
Cameron Jackson
Why the fuck don't they just install fat seats like in pic related and charge an extra 20-50% and make everybody that is too fat pay for it? It's not like the fat fucks are going to take a train to their next gaming con.
Elijah Davis
desu that doesn't sound like a bad idea. DNP works great, the only downside is that the overheating might kill you. But if you put the fatties in a cooled pool and control the temperature it would probably be safe enough to be worth doing.
Daniel Johnson
>but it also depends a lot on your metabolism. fat fuck detected
Jason Johnson
Yes, the UK shamed people into paying their taxes and it worked. Seems like humiliation is a valid tactic.
Parker Baker
Thanks famalam, i had the idea years ago when i took some and the crematoriums started using dead people to heat swimming pools.
Its really win-win because we can charge a shit load and have insurance cover it while we harvest fatties for all dem kcals of energy they payed for, then we sell the heat as eco friendly.
Literally zero drawback
Thomas White
Bags in general arent allowed to travel without the passenger Sometimes in the airport you can hear them call 'Passenger XX to XX, you are delaying the flight. Go directly to Gate XX or your bags will be offloaded'
I know the arm-rest thing is a FAA regulation. You can find bits and pieces on google
'' Air carriers should emphasize to F/As that prior to takeoff and landing they verify that the armrests are in the normal forward/down position in order to ensure that they do not obstruct the passageway between the row of seats leading from the aisle to the emergency exit.''
The pilots know that it has to be able to go forward
Robert Brooks
fat people should be sent to gulags,but then so should the dutch. win win
Parker Price
No more then 220.
>inb4 muh muscles body builder bmi doesn't matter Being buff will still shave of years from your average lifespan. But if you think its worth living shorter just so you can be built as fuck then go ahead, its a lot better and glorious then being fat anyway
Isaac Rogers
I eat fat people
Carson Watson
It's true. When the armrest is in the up position, it actually protrudes into the aisle behind you, which can cause safety issues during an emergency exit. This is why the armrests on the aisle and window seats are fixed in the down position.
Can confirm baggage part: luggage can't travel without it's owner. It may happen as an accident, but it's not allowed.
Anthony Parker
Lets do this the capitalist way. All final ticket prices will be based on combined weight of passenger & luggage. Need more, pay more.
Ryder Diaz
Only 'fat people we fucked' story i remember was one where she waddled in with a big gulp cup and she overheated or something halfway through.
Brayden Rodriguez
Americans are custy scumbags fat as fuck and disgusting in everyway.
Hunter Ortiz
When i first posted it some great stories turned up, by that point fat people stories was 90% the same shit getting posted.
>Miss tiny :(
Angel Thompson
Sadly, in the USA people are expected to put up with all sorts of inconveniences that arise from other people being fat. We are also supposed to treat fatties like they have some sort of incurable disability and further cater to them by allowing them to use handicap parking spaces, free mobility scooters, get government assistance and healthcare because they are unable to work..... Fat shaming is seen as almost as bad as making racist or misogynistic comments and, while not illegal, will certainly ruin your professional and social life if made public.
Xavier Campbell
I don't want to hear about your chav gf you dirty wanker
Jordan Williams
I'd rather be a fat fuck than be a swede desu
Jordan King
Unrelated but doing that kind of travel every 2 weeks must suck, no?
Colton Clark
Don't armrests have some use when you're in the 'brace for crash landing' position?
Carter Gomez
>I'd rather be a fat fuck than be a swede desu I was born a swede, where you born a fat useless piece of shit?
What's your excuse?
Jose Reed
u mad, Trudeau?
I can't wait to see your little cuck of a leader desperately avoid eye contact when he's forced to shake Trump's hand
Mason Scott
about as useful as a seatbelt when you hit the ground at 600 knots id guess