If war between Serbia and Albania happened, who would you Sup Forums support?
Quick facts
Serbia:
Religion: Orthodox Christian 84,5%, Catholics 5%
Language spoken: 88% Serbian, 3,4% Hungarian
Ethnic groups: 83,3% Serbs, 3,5% Hungarian
Albania:
Religion: Muslim 58,79%, 16,99% Christianity
Language spoken: 98,8% Albanian, 0,5%
Ethnic groups: 82,58% Albanian, 0.87% Greeks (14% did not declare their nationality)
Damn it Serbia I asked it the last thread what those awesome biscuits you make were called and you didn't answer.
Send me biscuits or I side with Albania.
russia
I think all Balkan states are shit but Albania is all down under.
And at least, "Serbs are Turks" memes aside, Serbs are white. Not the same can be said about Albanians.
Would support the losing side to get as many casualties of both of you as possible.
What biscuits? :O
So... Uhm.... Serbia?
Serbia
Nevermind I found them.
Without any foreign interventions, war would be over in 1 week.
Best thing ever, i love them to m8
Serbia any day of the week, serbs are way better than albanians.
Albanians are literally 99% "white" niggers, fucking nuke their country already.
The Serbian that posts here isn't actually Serbian. He can't even speak Serbian, he just offers the excuse that "I just got back from a holiday to the US so I forgot".
He also shills for clinton.
I see.
So what you're saying is...
I'm not going to get any biscuits?
Who?
i hope they both loose
Serbs fought with Muslims against the Christians
Come on, Ante. You can join in too. Nothing mends wounds better than slaying Muslim shit-skins with your fellow white Christian comrades.
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Albania
ÚJVIDÉK MAGYAR FÖLD
1 battle in 1000 battles, we also fought against them when they were coming to Balkan, during their occupation and when they got kicked out (Balkan War).
Meanwhile you fought them once or twice in between their rapes of your wives
Albania
NEM NEM SOHA
Early encounters
Battle of Gallipoli in 1312
Battle of Stephaniana in 1344
Battle of Demotika in October 1352
Battle of Sırp Sındığı in 1364
Fall of the Serbian Empire
Battle of Maritsa on 26 September 1371
Battle of Dubravnica in 1381
Battle of Pločnik in 1386
Battle of Savra in 1385
Battle of Kosovo in 1389
Serbian Despotate and Ottoman rule
Battle of Tripolje in 1402
Siege of Novo Brdo in 1412
Ottoman invasion of Serbia in 1425
Ottoman invasion of Serbia in 1427
Ottoman invasion of Serbia in 1437
Ottoman invasion of Serbia in 1438
Ottoman invasion of Serbia (1439–44)
Crusade of Varna
Battle of Nish (1443)
Battle of Zlatitsa in 1443
Battle of Kunovica in1444
Ottoman invasion of Serbia (1454–55)
Battle of Kruševac in 1454
Battle of Leskovac in 1454
Ottoman invasion of Serbia in 1456
Siege of Belgrade in 1456
Siege of Smederevo in 1456
Ottoman invasion and conquest of Serbia in 1459
Ottoman invasion and conquest of Bosnia in 1463
Siege of Jajce in 1463, Duchy of St. Sava
In 1471, the Serbian Despotate was renewed in exile as a vassal of Hungary. Up until its demise in 1540, it spent its entirety fighting the Turks. The state provided support and auxiliary troops to the Kingdom of Hungary.
Battle of Breadfield in 1479
Ottoman conquest of Zeta in 1499
Ottoman period[edit]
Long War (Ottoman wars) (1593–1606)
Banat Uprising (1594)
Serb Uprising of 1596–97
Great Turkish War (1683–99)
Kočina Krajina Serb rebellion (1788)
Serbian Revolution[edit]
First Serbian Uprising
Battle of Drlupa
Battle of Svileuva
Battle of Adakale
Battle of Jagodina
Battle of Ivankovac (18 August 1805)
Battle of Rudnik
Battle of Vrbica
Battle of Mišar (12–15 August 1806)
Battle of Deligrad (December 1806)
Siege of Belgrade (1806)
Liberation of Belgrade (1807)
Battles of Malajnica and Štubik
Battle of Čegar (15 April – 31 May 1809)
Battle of Jasika
Battle of Prahovo
Battle on the Drina (1810)
Battle of Varvarin
Battle of Tičar
Battle of Loznica
Battle of Mačva
Battle of Ravnje
Hadži Prodan's Revolt
Second Serbian Uprising
Battle of Ljubić
Battle of Čačak
Battle of Palez
Battle of Požarevac
Battle of Dublje
19th century[edit]
Herzegovina Uprising (1852–62)
Montenegrin-Ottoman War (1858–62)
Battle of Grahovac in 1858
Herzegovina Uprising (1875–77)
Serbo-Turkish War (1876–78)
Battle of Izvor
Battle of Šumatovac
Battle of Veliki Šiljegovac
Battle of Krevet
Battle of Đunis
Battle of Javor
Siege of Pirot
Siege of Niš
Battle of Samokovo
Montenegrin–Ottoman War (1876–78)
Battle of Vučji Do (18 July 1876)
Battle of Fundina (2 August 1877)
Battle of Medun
Battle of Trijebca
Battle of Spuž
Battle of Doljani
First Balkan War (1912–1913)
Battle of Kumanovo
Battle of Prilep
Battle of Bitola
Siege of Adrianople
Siege of Scutari
World War I
Do you even need to ask?
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This is list of all Serb battles against Ottomans so shh :^)
>you have to ask
youtu.be
Learn your place you subhuman turk.
Those are made for little kids no grown ass adults, stop eating them
I will come fight for Albania
>Meanwhile you fought them once or twice in between their rapes of your wives
LOL wasn't there some weird ritual Serbian men would perform when Ottoman soldiers broke into their homes to have sex with their wives?
So you are muslim?
Yup
take a look
We fought against that my albo nonfriend subhuman, you just stood and watched
Oh well nothing weird about that then
Kek,so tryhard.Just tell them Skanderberg is a half Serb and they fuck off.
I mean fact is they are still 60% muslims.0 endurance.
When you actually show them proof they cant bark anymore
en.wikipedia.org
All of Europe had a weird cuck fetish.
rofl those are baby snacks grow up you fucking loser
easy question
What proof can really give them?Most of diaspora that shitpost for Albania are Christian and do not realize that Kosovars have fucked over 30 Churches and according to other Albanians even deported Orthodox Albanians from there.
They refuse to listen to the truth,because they are diaspora sub-humans.This is why most Albanians with an actual Albanian flag don't give a fuck,since Sup Forums does not like muslims anyway.
Fuck you plazma is amazing.
>Sup Forums does not like muslims anyway.
M8 noone likes mudslimes
Fuck Albanian I hope Serbia cleanses it
Fucking cucks dont appreciate the amazing Plazma
well just saying it's mostly muslims in north albania, south of albania has alot of greek orthodox. So when you attack just remember it's the north that's all mudslimy
srbija je večna dok su joj američka deca srećna
Don't get me wrong, those biscuits taste good but those are use for the weaning of babies, there are a shiton of hormones inside, stop eating them.
I eat them like once a year so its not like its bad or anything
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Serbia. I think it's disgusting they intervened in the 90s when you were deus vulting.
I wonder if there is some relation with our brand of biscuit
>> If war between orthodoxes and kebabs happened, who would you Sup Forums support?
Neither both are retarded and should be banned from immigration to other countries.
I'be spent a lot of time in serbia and never seen anything resembling a buscuit
C U C K S
>If war between Serbia and Albania happened, who would you Sup Forums support?
Obviously not the muslims.
why not make a thread about balkans vs these goat fucking blowups for a change?
Serbia of course.
Kill Muslim Albanians.
Serbia
>pic related
Serbia, of course.
No bad blood, I really like you guys.
All of the serbians I've met are incredibly nice people.
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We'll be with you once again
The really tragic thing about a war between Serbia and Albania is that there could be only one loser.
Serbia of course. Why even ask? If you don't hate muslims you don't belong on Sup Forums
That isn't Serbia, it's Denmark. We make wonderful biscuits.
neither, both of you are scumbags, we would let you fight
My gf is Albanian so I guess I'd side with them although her countrymen are utter shit
Holy shit, baby food laced with hormones? Based.
We have the best cookies, believe me.
You know, I know it, everyone knows it.
>If you don't hate muslims you don't belong on Sup Forums
kek, this
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In this case, servia on a whim
>being a pussywhipped cuck
typical wh*te boi
Albania because white christian people are bigoted and enalave people of colour.
How can you support bad guys?
literally nazi
how was the faggot's serbian anyway? can a serbro rate?
Certainly my brethern. Tis are indeed subliminal cookies.
Sorry Albanians, I choose cpпcки slavbros
When Sweden send their cookies they don't send the best.
2/10, they hired some amerilard to read serbian words instead of some slavmongol
I have relatives living in Serbia, so of course I'll go with the Orthodox side.
Hopefully NATO does the world a favor again and finishes the job this time
t. Shiptar diaspora
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Serbia ofc.
Every single Albanian I've met is a criminal and deserves the rope.
>NATO
>2017
I still cant wrap my head around why America would help the Muslims against Christians.
Hey there shaqiri
when i read something like this i always image ugly subhuman albo nigger sucking clintons penis and begging for help
>anian I've met is a criminal and deserves the rope.
When we wrap a rope around the Joos maybe the 'Murkans will explain themselves.
Until then...
You know the answer, bro.
Russbro knows what's happening. Reveal daddy vlad's plans
>being a butthurt Butthurt Cuckovic
TOP KEK
Keep waiting for your manlet to come to your rescue
We all know who (((america))) will help
youtube.com
Fight for your mom's shithole. I'll take it.
holy shit
Russia didn't help us tho, imagine if they did... You wouldn't be writing now, you would be 2 m underground rotting like your parents and friends
>russia helping anyone at that time
Kek
they were still waiting in line for toilet paper at that time, NATO would have slapped their shit . The last time the ruskies tried to come to your rescue they lost 3 million people. Even Rasputin tried to tell the Tzar to forget about you faggots
Albanians are fucking scum and more mudslimes. Serbia all the way.
I know serbs personally and they are mostly kind and I know albanians and they are the scum of the earth like gypsies.
The shitiest country, the more glorious battles it won, kek.
Why does this place get so much worked up over a fucking train? Nothing has happened, and nothing ever will. Haradinaj will be released and the train will be forgotten within this very month. Nothing has ever happened in the Balkans since WW1. Balkan nations are meme nations, Balkan wars are meme wars and the Yugoslav wars were no exception. The Kosovo war had 200 participants give or take and the numbers are inflated by both sides to make it look like the ebin battle of the century. Face it, nobody will do anything, no wars will happen. The only thing that will happen is the feeble minds of Serbs ensuring their crooked politicians yet another 4 year mandate.
What strikes me the most is pol's obsession over some "reconquista", as if anything like that is ever going to happen, or Serbians photoshopping Wikipedia articles to portray themselves as the winners while the very fact this event even happened shows they lost. All talk and no action, it reminds me of how much i hate this place.
"We will kill you" says the diaspora fag who either left to finish his study abroad because a degree from the Balkans is worth jack shit, or the diaspora fag who has never set foot in his native country. I'll tell you what you'll do. You'll stay on Sup Forums some more, switch over to facebook, eat dinner and jack off to sleep, to repeat everything again tomorrow. That's all you have done, and all you will ever do.
"NATO won't defend you" says the faggot who seriously thinks NATO is going anywhere for the next 50 years.
"Kosovo ji Srbija" says the ultranationalist who can't even walk in Kosovo for he'll get curbstomped like the nigger in American History X.
Just shut the fuck up, If there is ever going to be yet another meme war it will only cripple Serbia even more. There is no "holy battle" for you faggots who haven't ever held a weapon in hand to larp as crusaders, there are maneuvers to keep the people from sperging out. Kill yourselves,
(you) especially.