How the HELL was this tiny little country able to conquer most of the world?

How the HELL was this tiny little country able to conquer most of the world?

Tea.

Tea.

Tea.

Jews

Tea.

Tea.

Main method of transportation back then were ships. Britain had the best ships, while at the same time being an island and practically untouchable by anyone else.

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Tea.

Boats were OP for centuries.

They invaded countries that didn't invent fire yet and their best weapons were dull knives.

Really not that hard.

Tea.

Okay.. How did tea help them do this? I guess I'm just uninformed, pls no bully

ambrosia

>Trying this hard to bait us.

Remember what we did to you....we will do it again you steroid infused fluoride nigger.

ambrosia

ambrosia

How is it bait? That's literally how you did it.

They were the modern united states before the modern united states. Only they used their military and were not afraid to conquer millions of acres

If you are genuinely curious, check out pic related

tldr: builds an empire which spreads civilisation far and wide at a rate not seen since the Romans and produces philosophy and literature which rivals the ancient Greeks then pisses it all away for no benefit whatsoever and will likely be 3rd world in about a century

ambrosia

We conquered India for tea reasons
We conquered America for sugar reasons (which is in my opinion a mistake, fuck sugar in tea)

ambrosia

ambrosia

Tea.

ambrosia

just meming mate

basically, navies were OP as fuck for like 300 years
if you had a strong navy you fucked everyone

Now, have you seen the women on our island?
At some point the men realised "we have to build the best and strongest navy or we'll be trapped on this fucking island with these women"

/Thread

It's because we had Portugal on our side

That's a lovely palindrome you've managed to get there buddy.

Mate I don't think you've ever had a proper brew. I had one the other day. Balanced the strength of the tea with just the right amount of milk.

After I was done I found myself drawing on my map of the world in red marker and planning out the invasion of France.

Great farmland that gave it a population advantage over it's neighbours, colonized by Rome and received a technology boost which let it conquer it's neighbours.
They were also an Island which allowed them to build their navy and not be worried about continental invasion which gave them a huge advantage over other European nations. It's really a shame how they squandered it all and lost to a bunch of potato-niggers with sticks when they had the richest and most well trained army in the world.

Bovril

No fucking chance

Anglo supremacy is real

ambrosia

Fear the beady eyes!

It could've only been a couple of countries (ie ones with unfettered access to the Atlantic): and Britain won out through more efficient governance (subsidiary/vassal structures instead of hamfisted conquest) and through having top perfidiousness game

This guy helped them

Easy

Best tag team ever

We had the ferociousness of the Scots and their minds and we had the English money and networks

Fish 'n' Chips, Cornish Pastys, Ale. The list goes on.

C&C (Commerce & Capitalism), advanced navy, first in the industrial revolution and being an island, once united, difficult to invade

They were all pirates whitout honor ,manipulate the whole europe for centuries for their own, we were better back when the great spanish flag protect all of us from the devil ottoman empire.

Place men on an tiny island with bad food and women and you're about to have the best navy in the world.

cause we didn't have SJW's telling us that empires are evil back then.

>disconnected from mainland European wars
>strong navy

that's pretty much it 2bh

Slaves and tea, both great things

Don't you start. Spanish Empire gave the world an entire continent of hues. Thanks Spain.

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Superior anglo genes

>Jews
It's funny, people like to blame Jews for their countries downfall via finance and propaganda, but they rarely give Jews credit when they prop up their country through the same tactics.

Inventing modern commerce, and then inventing permanant, professional navies, and then inventing capitalism.

>born too late to bring civilisation to the savages, for God, King, and Country
>born just in time to watch Britain descend into a socialist multicultural hellhole
>Brexit will probably be half arsed, and either way it will only delay the inevitable

Great heights lead to a great downfall

Fuck outta here with the blackpill
Europe has faced shit before, she'll get through this
Rule Britannia and Mother Europe

Let's not forget, they got to practice on their nearest neighbour, and then assure loyalty by granting land in that neighbouring island, and then extract resources and low-cost labour with impunity.

It's no coincidence that the Empire began with Ireland, and it's decline was also started by Ireland's departure.

This

America should be following in our footsteps instead of being massive faggots freaking out over the tiniest moral quandaries.

Hues.

It was on the bleeding edge of the industrial revolution, and being an island nation, it was difficult to invade, plus that forced it to become a naval power, which meant that it controlled a lot of the trade routes.

Didn't you hear? Theresa "I read your emails and get off to your sexts" May said she'd be willing and prepared to pull out of the single market.

By making homosexuality a crime - by having a nation of men with backbone and not a nation of pantie wearing cocksuckers - as found on /b

MBGA. Give it time. And carry bacon ;)

Tea

Quite simple really.

Everyone else is a bloody foreigner.

Tea. Not spuds.

>Numerous shore based guns.

Have you ever heard the term: "a ships a fool to fight a fort"?

No of course you haven't you're a spic.

Jewish tea

>the sale or possession of porcine products will be a hate crime within 20 years

Ambrosia

Hairtrigger tempered and violent working class and a deadly smart and jewishly minded upper class.

That's why the Jews get on so well with the rich wasps and live and work amongst them.

Also shitskins were basically retarded and a push over.

That goes without saying. Didn't have spuds until the colonisation had already taken place. Tea is of course, the beginning and end root cause. Nowadays we drink more of the stuff per-capita than you do. Brits are switching en masse to coffee, like a bunch of i t a l i a n s.

Does that make may ((Your/Our guy))?

Britain was one of the last countries in europe to get jewed

But you guys voted for brexit
How can they half arse it
Just get out of the EU
sort out the trade afterwards.

>and then extract resources and low-cost labour with impunity.
That is a large part of it. Granted, the Irish never stopped putting up fights on and off in the ~1,000 they were under British rule in some way, but imagine if you could feed large portions of your armies off of the crops and livestock of a fertile neighbouring island. It offers many advantages.

And good, and now the EU is shitting itself because we'll give low tax incentives to steal deals from them. Netherlands are already saying make a deal to prevent this.

By honestly believing that an Englishman was God's finest creation.

Also tea

Tea.

>Remember what we did to you
Kidnapping merchant sailors so many times we had to start a war over it? Given this century's course so far, you'll get droned after the second time.

Actually, you should do it. I want to see HMS Victory get levelled in dry dock.

By basically being sea jews.

Same reason how Colonials won: tea.

So brits are retarded ?

Hint: it wasn't coffee

some fucking nigger woman, not even a god damn native, is currently dragging the government through the courts in an attempt to delay brexit.
They're also trying to make the courts say that leaving the EU does not mean leaving the common market and we should have another referendum to do that.

Because we're better than everyone.

No, May is a fucking spook and will never be ((our guy)).

It's a step in the right direction. But until she backtracks on her invasion of privacy bollocks I'll never support her.

Let the whole thing burn tbqh lad. We'd all be better off without the EU.

>bombing an outdated piece of history belonging to a nuclear state.

I mean it wouldn't surprise me, some yanks are so pointlessly aggressive.

britain will be saved, don't fret
we just have to be patient

>They're also trying to make the courts say that leaving the EU does not mean leaving the common market and we should have another referendum to do that.
That is not how it works god dammit. I knew we didn't have a real democracy but I thought you guys were free.

>Kidnapping merchant sailors
Jeez mate, at one time you couldn't drink in a British port without waking up on a ship with some jolly jack tar looming over you with a pot of starters and his cock out. That was business as usual for most navies.

You sound like a burger.

Cause of Scots.
We were the ones actually pulling the strings in the Empire

They made it to full scale industrialization first and had a strong naval tradition.

brit ish

man of the covenant

check'd

When we did this?
Or when we gave you manpower to win both Wars against the Krauts

Chin up lad. We'll pull through and then we'll show (((them))) what for, eh?

I would love to have real tea that doesn't come from Asia.

we had a good life, best to try and enjoy the time we have left which could be about 10 years max

>scots
Even I know you guys are the cucks of Great Britain..

Fixed your map, OP