Mar Zuckerbeeg is alledgedly running for presidency. If he would win it would be all over...

Mar Zuckerbeeg is alledgedly running for presidency. If he would win it would be all over. Free speech would be stifled and we'd have king kike running us. Thoughts?

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Didn't GTA5 kill him off? Or someone a lot like him?

I am

tfw he wants total war in china for being denied his baby getting a gook name

He's unlikely to win, nobody likes him.

>want access to chinese market for shekels
>marry a gook
>have gook baby
>learn chinese
>make shitty sappy videos with your jew gook family
>post chinese propaganda to facebook
>still get btfo'd
>kike face

...

Based Ching Chongs to be honest too bad he didn't get jailed on the spot for being such a kike

Please let him run. He has absolutely no chance. He's universally despised.

Zuckerberg is an autismo, he doesn't have the charisma to be a real threat unless Republicans went back to putting up neocons.

"Vote for me, dumb fucks."

I've honestly never met or heard anyone saying something positive about Sugarjew. To the point Sugarjew bashing is almost excessive and derails attention from other media figures.

Don't underestimate the power of Stockholm Syndrome.

I used to work at a place where the boss was a bully like something out of 19th century England, but at the end of the day almost everyone was a sycophant to him.

Say the right buzzwords to people and the morons will lap it up.

He would never win because he looks like a faggot and he acts like one too.

>we'd have king kike running us
I see nothing new there

>Mark Jewburg wants to lose a Presidential election

faceberg will never be president.

Did you start lifting wyane? Gotta get fit

Nobody would vote for this autist. He has no charisma.

absolutely no chance

we will never elect a wuss

as far gone as you think we may be, we will never elect such a pussy-ass twink for our leader.

he's just too soft and too weak

>Marks thoughts: "well, since americans are this stupid I think I can make it..."

seems legit

Top fucking kek. I want to see him run.
Please let this happen. You really believe Mark "they trust me. Dumbfucks." Cuckerberg could take the presidency?

He created fb because he wanted to be popular.

Pro tip: He never succeded on being popular so he will lose like shillary.

You're right about that

His name is too memeable, cocksuckerberg, schmuckerberg, cuckerburg, etc

And dumbfuckerberg

I wonder what his stance on Israel would be lmao that could be a fantastic wedge issue to fuck with him.

How awful! Thank god we have Trump.

>literally JEB! 2.0

businessinsider.com.au/well-these-new-zuckerberg-ims-wont-help-facebooks-privacy-problems-2010-5

>Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

>Zuck: Just ask.

>Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

>[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

>Zuck: People just submitted it.

>Zuck: I don’t know why.

>Zuck: They “trust me”

>Zuck: Dumb fucks.

If he gets elected despite this then America is beyond saving.

I would move to a different country. I would just go to Sweden or something as an illegal