Have 1 chance at life

>have 1 chance at life
>born in bongistan

>1 chance at life meme

KEK

>He doesn't know about reincarnation

Stay pleb

Why aren't you reclaiming your homeland?

>tfw south italian

dooo eeett Nico

Our passports are going to be worth a fuckload once we've binned of the EU and Hammond makes us a tax haven.

Island has natural defences.

God save the Queen.

>1 chance at life
>Born English
>Win first prize in lottery of life

Wow that must suck hard.

>actually wanting to be anything other than British or American
besides, upper class Brit is the genetic jackpot.
guessing you're not upper class though

Screw you all

>A fucking leaf

It could be worse tbqhwy familias

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

Be 6'4" genetics are amazing.
Proud american
Can run fast as fuck.
Even niggers are like damn that guy runs fast.

>have 1 chance at life
>born American
>born White
>born Male
>not a faggot
>above average IQ

Damn it feels good to win the lottery.

please make it so we need the shining light of nationalism to save Germany please don't leave us take us with you

Poor flavio

born in sweden out of all european nations

My mother was from Milan, come to Ausfaglandia there is a huge italian diaspora here.

Well, at least you're honest, and that's something rare in the Argies I've seen throughout my life. Good on you lad, you're a good lad.

>have 1 chance at life
>born south slav
>parents move to united states
>mom is a dentist
>dad owns small trucking company
>tfw richer than any regular whitetrash amerifag
>tfw whiter than any italian/ potato nigger
>tfw my parents paid my way through college
>tfw my parents bought me a dope ass subaru when i was 16

stay mad cucked poorbois

Switch with me bra

>live in tower hamlets
>literally a minority

Sounds like the US. Not trolling.

At least you weren't born in, may Allah forgive me for uttering this...Edmonton

>Have one chance at life
>Born in Bongistan
>But also mixed race
>And now redpilled going on blackpilled
My entire fucking life is a meme.

>Still has to run way from niggers

>forever a slav

>Asian
>small penis
>5"9'
>borderline autistic
>no friends
>not super-smart like all other asians

Well, at least I wasn't born into poverty, and I'm relatively /fit/.

Go suicide bomb a mosque. Kek wills it

Kek truly does

>brussels
my arguement is finished here

>1 chance
you cant prove that

>Born in Cuba
>most people think I'm white but I'm like 1/16 shitskin
>5'9
>top 10 students in my class

I got a mixed bag.

>have 1 chance at life
>not born in Japan

Molenbeek :^)
Get shot

Have one chance in life , born in Taxland

>you could've been an Afghani refugee
>you could've boarded a ship to the new world (Europe) like Columbus
>you could've raped, looted and conquered like Columbus
>instead you are the one getting conquered

>have 1 chance at life
>born in the usa
>with immigrant parents that can't assimilate and send all their money back to their shithole country to gamble it
>father and sibling has cognitive dissonance and can't stay calm without bugging out

I'm sorry lad, Newham here

>have 1 chance at life
>waste it all away shitposting on an autistic picture sharing website

>I read "Congolombia"

My sides visited Alpha Centauri, I swear to god.

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not america' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown top 40 autotune shithole
>feminism maxed out
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ TOP NATION IN 1994, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN WITH MULTICULTURALISM
>caste society
>absurdely high house prices for a 3rd world economy
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafia runs Quebec and triad runs Vancouver
>magpies everywhere

To describe Canada, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

>1 chance at life
>Born into an irrelevant, poor, monoethnic, catholic country

I think it's bretty good

>

>have 1 chance at life
>born in turkey

?

JUST FUCKING END MY SUFFERING

> 1 chance at life
> born in buffer zone that is non-sovereign country and happens not to be invaded for 70 years

Redpill me on Italy.

Are there many feminists/shitskins?

I swear I was Italian in a past life; I love everything about your culture/cuisine.

Love you Argies.

Don'the worry Kraut, we will liberate you from your eu overlords

You could move to somewhere else or just kill yourself

Could be a worse stan country.
One with actual sharia law.
Like Sweden.

>Cricumcised