When was the last time you went to a nightclub? What was it like?

When was the last time you went to a nightclub? What was it like?

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Noisy, someone kept firing a rifle and yelling things in Arabic.

2009
senior year
made out with a girl who told me she had the herp
never danced again.

Went in high school. Had a girlfriend then so it was basically just getting ground on for an hour and wishing I was home in bed.

That was 7 years ago but I imagine it could only have gotten worse.

FPBP

Rip

Gays aren't allowed on this board

Went to club drunk. Danced. Talked and danced with a girl. Have sex with her before sleeping. She knows to leave bedore i wake up

Faggot detected

Why is this in Sup Forums?

>worship one of the three sand people religions
>gets to decide who can be here
hoh hoh

Club Womb in Tokyo.

Damn that was fun.

NYE spent 30k on a table with my friends.

It's pretty overrated when you are rich you don't need clubs to find chicks to fuck.

You've never gone to a gay club as a straight guy? They're pretty fun.

While I was there I laughed at all the doors being taken off the stalls in the bathroom, then laughed at the trannys, then I took my girlfriend out back and fucked her in the fenced-off alleyway. That was neat.

full of niggers and arabs armed with youtube knowledge on how to seduce a woman in 5 minutes.

It's so creepy, it can only exist because of alcohol. You would only go if you were gay, because you aren't picking up women, if you're semi-attractive you might be picked out by a group of fat bitches.

This is a catholic board. If you aren't catholic go elsewhere.

Dancing is for faggots.

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Sand people religion reformatted by Europeans is still a sand people religion.

Why not worship a white deity?

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Got into an argument with a black dude, he got scared and his buddy sucker punched me 5 times in the back of the head/face

Broke my nose and cracked the bone under my left eye
I got my revenge

The one time I went to the club

>go with friend
>he disappears immediately
>awkwardly shuffle to bar
>shout order at the bartender but he can hardly hear me
>get nervous, decide i need a lot of liquor
>scream for him to get me 4 shots of absolut
>start doing the shots by myself
>girls at other side of the bar look at me with disgust
>spill half of last shot down my chin and on my shirt
>start choking and coughing, throat is burning from vodka
>look up and see a guy just staring at me with an amused expression. as soon as we make eye contact he cringes and turns back to his group of friends
>walk into dance floor
>song I actually know comes on
>start swaying as I move, looking for a qt
>almost trip over some guy's foot who was practically doing the splits
>looking down at the ground
>every time I look up I make eye contact with a girl and quickly turn away
>get paranoid and think everyone's staring
>decide to gtfo
>start pushing through crowd
>people notably pissed
>some dude shoves me from behind
>fall forward into crowd
>can't see anything, ears are ringing
>eyes are full of tears at this point
>two strong dudes pick me up and drag me to the door
>toss me out
>try to go back in but they say I'm barred
>don't know what to say so I call him a kike
>almost crying at this point
>calling a taxi on my app when hear my name
>look up and it's my friend
>he's been standing there having a cigarette the whole time with some people he met
>I'm covered in sweat, tears and dirt
>go home
>he never spoke or made eye contact with me ever again

What do you do for work?

no one likes gays, it's not exclusive to christians. please go cure yourself before coming back.

Never stepped into one. The closest I have been to was today, outside the venue. It was inside Caesars Palace in Vegas next to the sports area.

Gas panic is pretty cool too. Shibuya and shinjuku have best night life.

I work at them, last session was new years eve.
>let my sister borrow my car for holidays
>have to take public transportation
>get of at immigrant dense area
>walk through a empty center while huge firework explotions are thundering through the project housing built for swedes in the booming 60's
>get a bad feeling
>cutting a corner I stand face to face with a group if immigrant youths
>one steps into my path right before a staircase
>open up my coat so I can reach my weapon
>brush into the kid and keep walking
>get to nightclub
>membership only, rave style
>check tickets through a QR/Barcode reader on a phone
>go on rounds inside warehouse/nightclub
>call people out on snorting cocaine
>send Pablo high on Molly home for groping some chicks
>stand watch at a wall seperating the compound cause late commers are trying to jump in
>night moves smoothly
>stand around chatting with guests collegues and immigrant cab drivers
>night ends around 9am, say goodbye to staff and arrange a drive from a collegue
>as I'm exiting the gates are being shut
>shout to them to hold em for me
>as I exit police are raiding
>gates are locked behind me
>get into car
>as we are pulling away I make eyecontact with one of the police officers
>I nod to him
>he nods back

Made like 300 dollars for 10 hours, did have some scary looking thugs show up, but since it was all electronic tickets they don't want in cause they're off the grid mostly, economically speaking anyways.
Other than bouncing I haven't been out for a decade. Once you experience it sober you realize the game and how shitty, unhealthy and dangerous it is.
Rather stay at home with my family and play with my guildies.

Saw a white blonde with an east Asian and it haunted me for months.

>spent $30,000 on $500 worth of alcohol
what the literal fuck

Clubs are degenerate shitholes for the middle class to feel like they're alive.

There are easier ways to get sex these days and I don't enjoy club music, no reason to go.

You probably voted for Trudaeu and you volunteer at a refugee center right?

Have never been, about to hit 30.

Been to a few get togethers, not parties; I've learned from a young age that people get you in trouble. I ain't got time for that.

>Music too loud, Couldn't hear anyone over the music
>Too cold to hang around outside
>my feet hurt
>I wished I was at home playing video games
>Overpriced drinks and the entire club was overcrowded, had to push past everyone to make it to the actual bar
>if you don't reply to this post your mum dies in her sleep
>someone vomited all over the bathroom and there was piss everywhere
>the floors are sticky
>too many cunts didn't bring their cigarettes and keep trying to scab
>Fights out the front
>Decided to leave early and masturbate to milf porn while high on mdma

Older than most of you, I assume, fag here.

Back in the day, it was almost the only way to get pussy other than school.

These days, they are useless with tinder, etc.

That's one reasons why I never went into club, cause this is how it would end.

i love my mama senpai

What have the Romans ever done for us? Go back to Rome ya filthy papist! Go deify Mary like the good heretic you are

A fucking aussie. You deserved to be in a cage in a some club while people make fun of you for being a retard.

Sounds nice

are you me?

no

Not to mention it's overrated. I get my enjoyment from learning, growing myself and my child, and Sup Forums.

DONT REPLY TO MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP POSTERS, I HAVEN'T REPLIED TO ANY OF THESE AND MY MUM IS STILL PERFECTLY FINE

Years ago and I hated it.

Like 4 years ago for a friend's bachelor party. I ended up getting pretty drunk and trying to dance / grind on this group of 40-50 year old milfs for about an hour. Pretty embarrassing desu.

2009 perhaps?

Hated the music, hated the people

>at club two months ago
>with friends
>get grinded on by white girls in tight skirts
>go back to my apartment and fuck one
>finish in her mouth
>wake up
>tell her to fuck off
>spend next day shitposting here

Jokes on that idiot, my mom died years ago and reading that post brought her back to life.

I know some of you guys hated going to a club but deep inside did you have fun and flirted with girls? You guys are so lucky to have confidence going to a club.

It's true. There are four sand religions though. Marxism is included.

Keep telling yourself that

>When was the last time you went to a nightclub? What was it like?

Body guarding a group of politically connected embassy brats and watched them get drunk while feigning lesbianism so morons would walk up and get moved away by me.

Women rarely go to clubs to pick men up. More to compete with each other on who can garner the most attention.

Thee only people I've seen genuinely enjoy clubs have been off their heads on drugs.

>Gas panic

>Keep telling yourself that
It is a Catholic board.

You are welcome to stay but lurk more.

>go to club with friends.
>one friend goes in shorts and crocs while the rest of us go in regular jeans and good shoes.
>get to club at 10:30pm
>bouncer checks our IDs and we're good until he comes to my croc friend.
> tells him "You're not getting in with those shoes mate". Croc friend trys to bargain with him until the bouncer says "fuck off".
>he leaves and the rest of us go and have a decent time, music is too loud and the drinks are too expensive so we went back home at 1am.

witnessed.

>Have sex with her before sleeping.

the most autist sentence I've ever read in my entire life.

Yeah, no it isn't and it never will be

>did next to nothing
>bored as fuck watching people be retards
>stay until the lights turn on and everybody getting kicked out because friends for some reason wouldn't leave
>some qt3.14 8/10 walks up to me as I'm leaving saying "Hi I'm Ashley"
>I reply "Hi" and continue walking

I kind of half regret not banging her but at the same time I kind of enjoyed blowing off some entitled bitch who probably thought she could get any guy she introduced herself to.

>I know some of you guys hated going to a club but deep inside did you have fun and flirted with girls? You guys are so lucky to have confidence going to a club.

Just look at what goes on around you with disdain and stand like a bouncer and they will try and get your attention but is about competing for attention with their rivals/friends, not getting laid.

You guys are shit friends

>go to a bar with coworkers
>a shitty corona beer is $8

>Yeah, no it isn't and it never will be

Alone in the dark I see.

A leaf.

No Jews, pls go.

On Saturday.

I'm a techno nerd so go to a lot of events, my friends were running this one so I got free entry and paid for like one of the drinks I had.

Music was decent, the vibe wasn't amazing though so I mostly socialised whilst listening to the tunes at the same time.

I cannot imagine going to nightclubs if I wasn't really into the music. The few times I have gone to a shitty normie club I have had a horrendous time.

lol i gave some fat chick herpes in the unisex toilet

>I'm a techno nerd so go to a lot of events,

Drugs.

>I kind of enjoyed blowing off some entitled bitch who probably thought she could get any guy she introduced herself to.

This is literally the greatest feeling.

>tfw acne-ugly virgin manlet fatty in high school
>bitches are ruthless
>now 6'0 180 moderately fit and no acne
>fuck with their heads on principle tbqh

My personal favorite one was the time a girl literally tried to rape me because "Nobody rejects me just let me show you" (which obviously pissed me off more, what the fuck)

inb4 fag, I have a gf

I'm pretty sure getting laid is part of it. I'm at awe that despite you guys have autistic behaviors like me, you go past that to have fun and lose your virginities without guilt.

i had good experiences with it. it was 2001-2003. my city is small and i knew everyone.

>Club Womb in Tokyo.

BLEACHED

I actually rarely take drugs (probably 10% of the time when I go out) and I don't ever drink more than 4 or so beers over the course of the night but that's a fair enough assumption.

No he posts on Sup Forums and probably supported trump

>tfw not 6'

Over a year ago but under five. Boring.

I prefer the pub because atleast then you can hear your mates talk, even if it is inane shit.

gonna need a story senpai

forgot to say, the bartender was my childhood friend and gave me all the drinks i wanted. mostly whiskey.

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>local club in central valley california
>local "artists" playing
>fuck it go solo
>wear good outfit 9.5/10
>see two girls eye fxck me immediately when i enter
>watch rappers nig and nog
>walk up to the sisters
>"Hey ladies - looking good - my name is user"
>giggle
>6.5/10
>take both into bathroom
>raw dogged two sisters in bathroom
>smoke blunts with rappers
>go home
>play warcraft
>fap
>shitpost here
>go2bed

I never have, when I was younger I was a nerd, now when I have a larger circle of friends I can't bear the degeneracy.

This, club sluts are fucking nasty.

> go to club with two friends
> immediately get an expensive drink (ok pretty cool)
> go into dance floor
> they each find a random girl to dance with
> I stand there awkwardly, none of the girls look like they are interested in me
> go back into the lounge area
> wait a few minutes for my friends to come out and maybe get another drink
> they don't come out
> pay 30 dollars for a hookah
> sit next to the entrance by myself smoking hookah for 20 minutes
> finally walk out and take a cab home

I did not have a good time

Wow man and this is why you can't trust places like that anymore.

>F

Right is the "party girl" but left would literally succ the chrome off Tyrone's rims for attention.

I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

I went to a bar named Geek's Pub here's how it went
>birthday of my best friend's gf, we'll call them Pepe and Stacy
>me, Pepe and some of his friends are chilling and talking about star wars
>some of Stacy's friends are there but they're just taking selfies and acting like your regular modern women
>i was not in a good mood so i didn't even try flirting with any of the girls
>the girls decide to sing karaoke
>fucking cringe.jpg
>Me and the other guys get sick of it
>Go to one of the board game rooms
>Start playing war
>I win
>Became friend with some of Pepe's friends
It was pretty good, one of them was quite redpilled. Those places can be enjoyable if you know who you're going with

fuck off

never. it was great.

>Go to NYE party.
>Having a great time. Never been to a party/club event before.
>Start talking to group of girls. Chance of hooking up with girl next to me.
>Friend starts vomiting and we get kicked out.
>That was the closest I have ever been to getting with a girl and I had to leave.

that's pretty cheap for a hookah, was she smokin hot??

>girls asks me if I want a drink
>tell her only if she pays
>she gets pissed and walks away
>realize afterwards she was a waitress

I'm too autistic for this shit

not everyone is as pious as you - i am a whoremonger

This summer. Was on holiday with a group of friends. Usually we lazed around all day, then we started drinking on the beach, then at around 2 am we would go to one of the clubs of the little city we were in. They played terrible music, but it was fun. We just danced together and didn't take anything seriously.

Sometimes there was Arabs or a old creeps trying to ""flirt"" with the girls in our group even after they had made it clear that they weren't interested, but they would usually go away if you came close and made clear you were with the girls.

>I went to a bar
The thread isn't about fucking bars, you idiot.

tob keg

>last time
A few years ago
>What was it like?
My feet hurt

Top fucking kek

How leef? How did u get revng?

Things are more complicated here in Brazil.
It's a bar that works as a nightclub but is called a pub. Go figure

> his sides: gone

Nice, what club? Or was it an underground rave?

How to get into the rave scene when you're living in a desolate place (Northern Norway)?