My father is a congressman

Yesterday in a text message he advised that I liquidate my stock portfolio ASAP before the inauguration on Friday.

Just wanted to share.

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My dad works for Nintendo.

One word. Cheese wheels.

Why the fuck does "Bhutan" have a pony in their flag?

My dad works for the hacker known as four chan

how do I store them?

My man clit is known as the hacker named 4clits

It's a dragon. Their king's official title is 'dragon king' something too

I'm black and I have a dad

My dad was Bin Laden! On the internet everything is true.

It's clearly a pony you fucking bronleaf.

This is now a /ComfyInteriors/ thread.

you mean your mom's boyfriend?

"I have put options on a bunch of stocks and I'm trying to get people to panic sell." - OP

Don't know much about it m8.

>t. Poorfag

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Show us a screenshot of the text

so time to buy then

Fuck off Rand, you're drunk.

pretty much, made a ton of money in 08.. semi-retired now. i fucking wish shit would crash again but i think it will never happen.

>shilling on Sup Forums to have 4channers sell stock
>shilling in hopes the market drops to hurt Trump's reputation
>unironically believing Sup Forums members own a considerable amount of stock

Lol the left is so fucking retarded

Too early to roleplay. Come back in the afternoon with this bread

>left is so fucking retarded
thinking lefty college kids have any money for stocks

My dad is an astronaut and he said your dad gives good head.

What did he mean by this?
>re-read my post

>I'm the son of the people who had no idea what was going to happen. Now let me tell you what they think will happen.

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those chairs look like they suck dick to sit in desu. ruins the whole comfy vibe for me.

I'm mutual friends with Peter Thiel, meet him quite often, he said the same thing. The lowering of capital gains taxes will cause a selloff at first as people pull out of high risk investments, thus causing many companies to fold. This means that countries which finace their debt through high yield/high risk investments will be fucked. It will bottom out soon though, but regardless, I think the market needs a massive correction from the bush and obama policies of kicking the can down the road. Better it happen sooner rather than later and cause a global meltdown.

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if this was true, it would be illegal to sell. Anyway, it isn't true.

After the inauguration I'm buying £100's worth of dollars every month untill trump leaves or I can no longer afford it, I already bought $100's worth of canadian looneys because they are dirt cheap and will go up after trump get's in, how could they not the world hates him and it makes me laugh. Even if they do become worthless it'll make me proud to watch my retarded son drown in hot air.

Go on my favorite son SHOW EM WHO'S BOSS, PLAY THAT FEILD AND FUCK THOSE HOT LATINA CUNT RIES.

If these were still Harper days, buying the CAD would make at least some sense, but under Trudeau...

The only reason I bought them is because they were so low and with trump in charge who know's what's going to happen to canada, I could have the last remaining dollars before Canada became a nuclear wasteland.

RIP bank accounts of 95% of Sup Forums that's too stubborn to accept this truth.

Trump and Putin are going to tag team Trudeau in an ice fishing shack then get drunk and decide to glass Montreal.

My dad works for the internet, he said download all the porn you like bc everything on the internet is getting erased on the day of the inauguration

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hello biztard

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no bitcoin?

jokes on you i moved all my assets into silver years ago

Can't withdraw bitcoin since it's not a real curre- Wait a minute... oh, you're implying canadian money isn't a currency worth taking seriously, oh you. :)

I'm "austrian", even though I don't have my daughter locked in my cellar

ross ulbricht kept the majority of his money out of the federal governments hands because of bitcoin

half a billion dollars in full view yet untouchable

Lemme guess...."1 post by this ID"