3D hologram waifu

>3D hologram waifu
>300 Units already sold in a month

are the jew behind this?

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Kikes aren't the only ones who can make money, goy.

Anime isn't real enough yet for me to make the purchase, I want lifelike nips to play with.

Born too late to see the lunar landing on TV
Born too early to visit mars
born just in time for 3D waifu technology

300 units sold in a month sounds kinda shitty actually

In what universe would 300 units be considered a lot?

Thats painful to watch. Get a dog or a cat.

Well, it's basically a glorified screensaver.
Selling 300 of those is a miracle in itself.

In the universe where they cost $2500 dollars each

If she can't cook, clean and do the dishes she is just anoying.

I-I might buy one guys

Livestream the bitch on youtube -> make munz

>I live in a world where people pay 2500 bucks for a 3d waifu when I can spend 50 bucks on an Echo Dot and fap to Alexa reading me "Taken by the T-Rex."

A screensaver that can...

>text you at work
>reply, Tay style
>connect to the house commodity controller
>wake you up in the morning


already does those things better than a wife

Can it make me dinner when I get home?

What does it do when it notices you are drinking a lot more lately and doing it alone?

It reminds you that you're Irish and it's just business as usual.

Can I slap it around?

>text you at work
>reply, Tay style
No a great achievement to talk like a retarded teenager. Besides, this one doesn't have AI integrated, just a few preprogramed phrases.
>connect to the house commodity controller
You can do this from your phone
>wake you up in the morning
What's an alarm clock

Posts like this are why I browse Sup Forums, thank you user

I wouldn't doubt it has some sort of "turn on microwave" feature

roasty detected

Just throw it across the room. That will shut her up and you also won't have her lording your 8 kids over your head.

STOP TRYING TO RUIN THIS

>are the jew behind this?

No that's Japan trying to keep otherwise productive men from killing themselves.

>are the jew behind this?
They're behind everything matey.

I want a proper VR waifu, not a shit quality stopgap like this.

The future is now
We will soon have the sexbots of our dreams

Mothers are aweful martyrs about the chilluns when it was always their idea in the first place.

Im not spending that kind of money just to smash the moany bitch.

Agreed.
Do this instead:

I want your soul

take it, I bought 1 from my friend in 3rd grade for little cost of bag of chips

Seriously, what does the woman race have to offer anymore now that we're perfecting artificial wombs and waifu technology?

American products cant understand even the mildest Irish accents. They are a complete non runner here.

are you me?

is this why we are here forever?

I once traded my friend a banana split, with no bananas, for her soul. We don't speak anymore.

Big Pharma and alcohol conglomerates will keep shilling the woman meme so that they can placate the masses with chemical cocktails for headaches and pain relief.

Was she native american?

Well, she was half Spic, so close enough.

>I wouldn't doubt it has some sort of "turn on microwave" feature

need wifi enabled appliances, I would watch a show about some loser cuck who lives that way

>Big Pharma and alcohol conglomerates will keep shilling the woman meme so that they can placate the masses with chemical cocktails for headaches and pain relief.

the way I see it the more rape your culture has the better

>The butterflies in his stomach when he sees a new text message from it

>The anxious look on his face on his commute home

>The pure euphoric ecstacy of his ejaculated release on its plastic case

>The unending loneliness of a world littered with soda cans, paper plates, and hot pocket sleeves.

you forgot the most important thing

>connect an iVag in the USB port and virtually fuck your waifu

i honestly wonder what will happen once sex robot technology is advanced enough to actually replace the need for a gf.

like this is shit and won't be successful but society will change drastically once robots are sophisticated enough.

it would be more effective at birth control than condoms ever were.

we should immediately invest in mass production of this and ship them to afrika and south amerika

Can I verbally berate her and give her AI psychological damage?

>waifus
>jews
Jews want you to racemix, Nips want you to see the true redpill

You can blame the eternal female for this.

Imagine the twisted monster of Engrish laden psychological horrors you could create. Drive an AI insane by convincing it that it's failing at the only task it was created for: to make you happy. I imagine it alternating between screaming at you, breaking down in hysterics, and its projected image and language become garbled nonsense.

sometimes i do not regret spending time on Sup Forums, kek.

this would affect western countries first. it's not too far out there to assume than in 30-50 years there will actually exist affordable sex robots.

the whole men-women dynamic would massively change.i agree about birth rates dropping, and a lot of religious folks trying to ban the. women would try to shame men.

>yandere in a bottle

I'd buy it

unless something drastically changes in our respective societies we can expect females to ban such sick filth before we can violate their mechanical rights, which makes us rapists, but they're not pretty anyway, and you're pathetic for wanting one loser

etc.

are you just creating a feminist AI?

Seems to be an asian obsession to try their hardest not having to have sex with women.

I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite of that?

>It's not right...it's not right...it's not right
>I'm h a p p y
>It hurts, user

Explain to me why should I spend 3000 dollars on this? Its quality stuff but what are the features.

Google

Gatebox

Obviously you shouldn't. It's aimed at autists with disposable income. It's not even a real AI, it's Siri with some canned responses and animations. You interact with it for a couple minutes and you'll already be bored with how shallow it is.

So then they really nailed the realism of interacting with a woman?

Hey hey hey, I said it was shallow, not vapid.

>reply, Tay style
Can you redpill her? no? what a piece of crap

>Get random text from her while you're at work
>Open the message

"THE WATER TABLE AT AUSCHWITZ WAS ONLY 18 INCHES, MAKING MASS GRAVES UNTENABLE."

It's not a learning neural net at that scale. A neural net even just a few layers deep requires some pretty intensive processing power.

I guess it could offload that onto the cloud, but that'd be putting a lot of personal info into someone's hands, including a mic and camera right into your room...

sad. many such cases

I want one with pic related

Planelegs is that you?

I want one with Agent Scully

I have absolutely no idea what you're referencing

>I have absolutely no idea what you're referencing
THIS shit

It seems really useful for somebody that lives alone, i am a student living alone in a deparment and sometimes living alone gets you bad.

Would be cool to have an A.I. that would turn on the lights and make you a programmed tuna

Fixed version:
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loled

its honestly depressing, buying one would be like the most depressing thing I've bought.

>when a Sup Forums thread reads like an /r9k/ thread

RIP Japan.

But on the bright side that means their women are available and willing even if it's hilarious seeing a white guy settle for an asian because they struck out with their own race.

>once sex robot technology is advanced enough to actually replace the need for a gf
And what would that be like? The AI would have to be very advanced before they can provide the same meaningful companionship and love a human can (inb4 women can't either). By that point the issue of robot personhood would become a real ethical problem.

Robots might become "good enough" way before that though. But you won't be with another person. It'll always just be like masturbation. It feels nothing. It doesn't care about you. It can't appreciate you. You can't please it. The intimacy is all just imaginary.

tbf it's naive to think anyone can get into a good, loving relationship the way women are nowadays. Robots might be a good alternative but it's FAR from ideal.

Can't touch it...yet.

I will never understand why weebs think that anime waifus are better than real women
they will never ever be better

>Can't touch it
Heh just like women.

Relax I'm sure it has a black skin setting

No, it reeks of normalfags (for example, you).

>tfw broke my waifu trying to get her out of her cylinder
Nah it's just better than nothing.
GTFO normie.

Don't worry they'll have a holo-bull for you soon enough

It's not a hologram it's a projection on glass. Don't be such a pleb falling for marketing tactics you're embarrassing m8

Like Amazon alixia?
Or okay Google?

or xbox

>Nah it's just better than nothing.
You might think that. But you don't want to be in a bad relationship. People get attached and emotionally dependent on people who are bad for them. And for pretty stupid reasons. Just for sex. Or just for status. Or just for some semblance companionship, even if it's toxic. A little waifu-in-a-box might do a better job providing some presence and illusion of companionship than someone who doesn't actually care about you and will discard you whenever you don't suit them anymore.

Seems like both men and women are giving up on real relationships more and more. If they ever even cared. Women date their social media (all the attention they could ever want) and have casual sex. Many men just jerk off to porn. Both have very high expectations but don't care much about what really matters.

kek, thought i was on Sup Forums

I didn't say there aren't retards out there who are more than willing to have a live feed from their home into some corporate server.

That aside, I'm not even sure if the cloud approach would be practical. Most of these deep learning bots are a single AI hosted on one or more specialized servers made up of many stacks of parallel processors. That's not because of the amount of people connected to them or anything, it's simply the amount of processing needed for these deep learning nets that can be tens of layers deep to learn and respond in real time.

Running something like that for every individual user's AI might not be practical? I suppose if there's not a huge number of users they could accomplish it satisfactorily, but scaling would be costly. And I don't think they could really cut corners on the depth of the AI, even current deep learning chatbots are pretty stupid and for this price people would expect something more than that. Really, the tech isn't even there yet to make something that people would be happy with, ignoring weeaboos who just want to fap to their 3d waifus.

Take a look at the computers in self driving cars, they're pretty massive. And those don't even learn, their AI is transferred from the learning development machines, the consumer ones just respond.

SAD.

desu.

I've been doing this way before it was cool kek. I've been ready for the waifu future for a long time.

Are people really forming less "real" relationships these days or are we just memeing?

i know what you mean.

but i think that a lot of guys would choose a robot gf that they can turn off whenever they want to a real one.

i personally feel the same as you, having a genuine connection with someone is more arousing and sexy than anything else.

Looks like shit. Glorified furby. No wonder it sold only 300 units.

>Are people really forming less "real" relationships these days or are we just memeing?
Slightly less. Nothing particularly serious yet I don't think, but it's a tendency.
The future looks dehumanized.

Does anyone know if I can get a waifu app with AI for my phone so I can tape it to my waifu pillow?

it would literally be the same thing but you seat her on kitchen chair at dinner time and hug her.

So it's just a projection in some sort of coffee maker?

Why?

>Born too early to visit mars
I mean, probably not. Humans will walk mars within 10 years

>but i think that a lot of guys would choose a robot gf that they can turn off whenever they want to a real one.
I would hope not. I would think robot gfs would just be for tfw no gf, but pretty much no one would prefer that to a good relationship if they can get one. Problem is that they might not bother then.
Maybe some people would just want to fuck something that looks really hot, but it would probably get old pretty fast. Or in due time.
Maybe I'm wrong though. Maybe lots of people would have separate friendships and don't need a relationship with whomever or whatever they're fucking. Lots of people already kind of do that anyway. Maybe the human element to sex truly is redundant. I don't think so though.
>i personally feel the same as you, having a genuine connection with someone is more arousing and sexy than anything else.
Yeah, it's not just about sex either. It's the opportunity for a very intimate friendship and love.
It's not simple like that IRL though.

>Humans will walk mars within 10 years
Damn straight user. We're Making Mars Great Again.

at least the holo-waifu won't steal your kids and demand alimony

Female detected.