NATO - Pay up Time!

According to NATO, only 5 countries meet the 2% of GDP defence expenditure obligation. Trump is right in saying that this is unfair. So if you are from the 5 countries in the pic related, name your demands of other cheapskate members of NATO. I think Turkey should have to give back Constantinople until they get they're shit together.

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As Ireland is NOT in NATO why should we help the PIP. The Partnership for Peace (PfP) is a programme of practical bilateral cooperation between individual Euro-Atlantic partner countries and NATO.

After all we get nothing at all.

Why bother if the US is basically starting a trade war with the US and NATO is dead anyway?

Why not fully commit to an EU battle group anyway since the US is now irrelevant ?

After all the US has sold out NATO and is basically committed to economic war with the EU. Trump is facilitating Brexit and conflict in Northern Ireland.


Should we get more friendly with China or Russia? Or should we join a bigger EU military headed up by a rearmed and nuclear Germany and ally with China? After all it is clear that the US is not a trustworthy ally now.

W-w-we are trying our best!

you can have istanbul back, its full of shit right now.

NATO, UN and all those big govt agencies are created, only so that bureaucrats can have jobs and get rich off of someone else's dimes.

get rid of them or move them to canada

Sup. Don't need to, ultimate geographical advantage. Deal with it.

I want Spain to give Gibraltar more land to represent our higher contributions

Gib monies or we regime change you

Ahahaha look at them and laugh Ahahaha

That wouldn't be a bad thing for Ireland

Greece, Poland, United Kingdom and Eesti are greatest allies and also cute!

>Gib monies or we regime change you

Go ahead. We ignore our government as a national tradition anyway. You will need about 100,000 troops and about 20 years before you give up though.

I didn't know Estonia is actually having a proper army. But considering they're neighbours with Russia, it's only natural.
Demands?
Split Germany between Poland, Denmark, Netherlands and Switzerland.
Germany was never a real country, just a bunch of small make-up lands and they developed a sense of "patriotism" merely 100 years ago.

Right now they're a disgrace and a joke.
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

For their own good, they should be split and maintained by other countries.
Just like in 40s-90s, the western Germany was maintained by the west.

>implying troops on the ground
Gib monies or we drone strike children

>That wouldn't be a bad thing for Ireland

I doubt anyone would actually notice

Estonia should be give all virgin Latvian girls between ages 15-18 do deflower and impregnate.
It sounds horrible on paper, but we´re talking about 5..6 girls max.

It's time for NATO to be dissolved.

Can only hope to live long enough to see Polish mecha-hussars cleansing Germany.

Thank you USA-kun

There's a chink in your armor.

I just want Germany to stop embarrassing Europe

Its sloped armor

Or we throw out USA and nobody will want to invade Europe.

Theres no reason to do so. Simpel.

Germany should be divided between GB, Poland, Greece and Estonia with governor of this confederate of German enclaves named by US.

>this claim
>flag is irish, but not italian
i'd say i'll side with burger on this one

>Full of roaches
>It's shit

You don't fucking say, Mehmet.

Someone is trying to totally fuck up Estonia right now.

We had our government recently taken over by corrupted russian fraudsters KESK, eurosocialist slavers SOTSID with the help of Swede puppets from IRL.

We need to meme Estonia free again.

EXIT.

>nobody will want to invade Europe.
>nobody

>Gib monies or we drone strike children

Make sure you hit only the knackers.

By the way answers on a postcard as to why this did not work for the brits in NI?

Deaths from 1969 - 1.3.1998 in the Northern Ireland Troubles by age grouping

Age group 0-5
Number of deaths 23
Age group 6-11
Number of deaths 24
Age group 12-17
Number of deaths 210

Hint 36 million US residents claim Irish descent.

youtube.com/watch?v=GFpvfz8Ls4Y

Thy fuckt over England, they more ruthless than any one else. I stick to Irish they know what they do.

Not even Russians. They have no reason too do so.

I had to check the numbers, no idea we had over 200,000 reservists. Our government started issuing 24 hour military exercise invites for reservists. That is, you get a phone call / SMS / e-mail and you have to be at the agreed meeting spot within 24 hours or you get a fine. Not the most pleasant surprise you can get on a Friday, but I guess these types of lightning mobilizations are needed when you border Russia.

Fuck you for being neutral in WWII.

But then again, I don't blame you, all Germany would have need to beat you was a potato and some empty liquor bottles.

>tfw Germany's 1.6% GDP is many times more than Poland's 2.0%
I-it's the thought that matters, right?

Europeans are this stupid.

Yes. Poland good boy. Poland get gibs. Germany must pay for gibs.

forgive denbts plox nazi warlords germany. MMMMK.

what about shits and giggles?

>>this claim
>>flag is irish, but not italian
>i'd say i'll side with burger on this one


The british needed 25000 troops in Northern ireland which had an element friendly to them

There are 26 counties in the Irish Republic but no friendlies.

Lets say the brits put 25000 back into Northern Ireland (it took them 20 years to exit) and the US puts 100,000 into the Irish Republic.

You can't use amour because it is mostly impossible terrain for tracked vesicles.

Air power is difficult due to near constant cloud cover and precipitation

You would be looking at about 4000-5000 dead and another 20-50,000 wounded, however that would only result in a negotiated withdrawal.

.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1482975/Troop-deaths-in-Ulster-higher-than-thought.html

It also includes 400 suicides.

And you win...nothing and could an expatriate bombing campaign as well.

Hitler looked at invading Ireland, as did Churchill.


They both gave up on the idea.

>They have no reason too do so.
Jesus dude plx be troll

>british
the ones we have kicked around the last few hundred years?

>guy on the other side of the globe knows it better
Kek.


It's complicated situation and murricans themself have in their interest to be there in the first place. Hurr give monies will not work this easy unless murricans manage to convince europeans that we will invade everyone as soon as murricans go out.

We grundingly accept the USA's demands to rebuilt the Wehrmacht. I mean peace and love Macht of diversity and cultural understanding.

Let's get one thing clear yeah, the Catholics begged for Brit troops to come and protect them from the Protestants, then you turned on the troops because of a curfew.

You chimped out, you fucked up, you started it.

Stop complaining about things that have had zero effect on you. Scumface.

You think no one knows about the pipe line you proxy invalid? kys

>Fuck you for being neutral in WWII.

Indeed but 56,000 Irishmen served in allied forces.

We were also in WW1 and had massive casualties. You did not show up until 1918.

Of course 100,000 Irish men fought for the union in your war and 20,000 for the confederates.

Then again you would have no country at all except for us

"When our friendless standards were first unfurled, who were the strangers who first mustered around our staff? And when it reeled in the light, who more brilliantly sustained it than Erin’s generous sons? Ireland, thou friend of my country in my country’s most friendless days, much injured, much enduring land, accept this poor tribute from one who esteems thy worth, and mourns thy desolation. May the God of Heaven, in His justice and mercy, grant thee more prosperous fortunes, and in His own time, cause the sun of Freedom to shed its benign radiance on the Emerald Isle."

-----George Washington

Nobody cares nerd. GIB MONIES.

we have no resources retard

Weaponised pipe line?

>analbania doesn't pay up
>NATO gtfo's them
>we have a new chance to win the rightful Serbian clay
oh God please make this happen i wanna kill some shqiptars

Look at me. Look at me.

Yes.

>I think Turkey should have to give back Constantinople until they get they're shit together.

What are we going to do nuke them? That'd only piss them off. I suggest building a big shoe weapon.

>Nobody cares nerd. GIB MONIES.

OK Let's LARP this

Yank:GIB MONIES
Patrick: No
yank: (drone strikes kid)
Patrick: (MacDonalds down the road from yank explodes during kiddies birthday party)
Yank: You bastards!
Patrick: You were warned.

I just want the shitty wars that supposedly help people who keep blowing themselves up to stop. Thier culture doesn't want help, and there's nothing we can do about it.

And I think Trump is right on this one. If a country agrees to pay 2% of their GDP to help support a military alliance, they shouldn't be able to free load and pay virtually nothing.

The Americans get horribly rekt when the get boots on the ground but with Ireland it would take 50 years

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Kek

>Agonize Russia and mudshits because rabbi shlomo said so
>Cause bloodshed and war
>Cry when civilized countries won`t pay for your mistakes
How about you nuke yourself?

I think we should disolve Nato. There is really no point any longer.

TOP KEK

>The Americans get horribly rekt when the get boots on the ground but with Ireland it would take 50 years

I'm actually quite against the various terrorists in NI. Nonetheless in a full scale occupation of the Republic it would be absolutely savage and tie up a huge number of troops and achieve nothing for them. It is very difficult terrain and conditions and the spread of the Irish diaspora would trigger a worldwide wave of attacks.

I'm just war gaming it.

t. putin on a proxy

Drop 3 nukes on their territories and they will be your bitch forever. Also the rest of the middle east would shut up. Maybe nuke some other middle eastern cities aswell and they will abandon islam right away.

The joke
Your head

>Joke?
>ok
>nah
>Oh God yes please

I understood the joke rationally. However I do not have a sense of humor so I ignored it and took the sentence at face value to make a productive remark about the inferior psychology of the muslims.

He is German :)

GIB US BALT EMPIRE

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Been there before.

Many more bombs go off as the global Irish diaspora responds with attacks globally. Occasionally 2-12 troops in country die or are maimed. It goes on. This is not the war you want. Phone London and ask. There were never more than about 500 ASU members (active service unit) in the PIRA and limited support (sinn fein only got a small number of votes in the Republic while linked to active violence). You would be looking at about 500,000 with total support both in country and internationally from the diaspora.

You would end up leaving and with as many dead as you might cause

Fighting us is pointless.

We invented Long War theory.

I don't give a fuck about the rest of Germany, but please leave Bavaria alone.

Fucking hell! You might just be the most German person I've ever met.

War Russia WW3 Katyń never forgive never forget kurwa we kill you

Poland gets Frankfurt imo. I like the airport and I like Poland. Just kick the EU shit out of there.

Yeah so we just slaughter all the liberals and let American Irish reverse colonize the new state of American Ireland. UK gets to keep NI

Russia isn't the threat cuck. It's all the fucking African/M bull refugees you keep importing to keep ur unsatisfied women happy that are shitting up Europe. Germany no longer exists next Monday.

Ballparking The US would need about as many troops to hold Ireland (including British allies) and for increased global security against international attacks from the diaspora as they had in Iraq at the peak of the surge in 07.

It would tie up about 15-25% of the US total active service personnel for 20 years.

Who said this wasn't a simple genocide. Not a hard fight when we don't care about leaving an existing population or you shit mudbrick structures. We're gonna rebuild Ireland into the Motherfucking shire and use the whole damned country as a giant tourist trap.

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This
Hey Russia you want in on NATO? U get a chunk of Germany's ass as a welcome to the club gift.

>Yeah so we just slaughter all the liberals and let American Irish reverse colonize the new state of American Ireland. UK gets to keep NI

I think you would find due to instilled tradition that any foreign occupying force would face a near unanimous response of extreme hostility from the domestic population and from 5-10% of the international diaspora.

In other words you could slaughter all the liberals and send all the people who like to die their beer green and it would make no difference, except the occasional one might desert.

Consider this. The Irish war of Independence in 1919-21 had relatively few participants and Britain had vast military resources and an empire following WW1. Vast.

Churchill gave up and negotiated out of it. His only other option was a total war that would have tied up 100,000 active duty troops indefinitely.

Can you delete this?

Germany are such fucking scroungers.

Not content with fucking over the countries in the EU or decimating the economies of Southern Europe, then wanting an EU army paid by others, they also don't pay their way in NATO.

Literally nigger tier.

See
We're crashing your anus with no survivors now. You sold me on y'all being to ornery to conquer as a people. So mass genocide will do just fine. We will tell the rest if the world y'all turned into zombies and the leprechaun were controlling you.
>New Shireland brought to you by Disney

buy me some nukes

>Who said this wasn't a simple genocide. Not a hard fight when we don't care about leaving an existing population or you shit mudbrick structures. We're gonna rebuild Ireland into the Motherfucking shire and use the whole damned country as a giant tourist trap.


You forget that the PIRA for example killed British soldiers in West Germany, The Netherlands etc

Ireland has a huge, internationally distributed diaspora and you would have to nuke most of the planet to kill them all. Meanwhile you would be taking casualties literally forever.

Genocide was attempted three times in Ireland and despite some quite good efforts it was ineffective.

And even if you nuked Ireland. You would still be suffering casualties for decades internationally and domestically and have made your allies in the UK radioactive.

I don't think you understand the mentality.

This is brilliant move by trump to combat globalist fags.

If these countries have to contribute to NATO they have to build up defenses and not get rape by EU to make EU army.

Also it will make the slacker like Spain, germany, northern europe have to cut back the fucking welfare state that is destroying them.

You know why all these european countries have fucking budget problem? Tear family apart, and create welfare state to subsidize women and kids. Now formerly highly productive man doesn't work extra hard to support family, takes easier less stressful less profitable job just to support himself. If he tried to start new business or get harder job to make more money, government would just steal more though taxation.

no

we should give lithuania back to poland so they can reform the commonwealth and reclaim minsk and kijow.

You can have all the peninsula

It doesn't have to be like this Mick, all you have to do is gib monies. Everybody wins.

>It doesn't have to be like this Mick, all you have to do is gib monies. Everybody wins.

Eh. No.

Your move.

>more Forces recruitment
Thankyou based Trump.

Either you lose all your stuff in a war, or you give us a small percentage of your stuff willingly (and receive complimentary US protection and military bases). You would have to be stupid to not take the deal.

>Why not fully commit to an EU battle group anyway since the US is now irrelevant ?

Choice made.

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>Either you lose all your stuff in a war, or you give us a small percentage of your stuff willingly (and receive complimentary US protection and military bases). You would have to be stupid to not take the deal.


You forget. dying for our country while killing occupying forces is literally programmed into us as being the most noble act imaginable. It is literally our culture.

You do realize Ireland is NOT in NATO.

We just send you the likes of our EOD to be friendly. We get literally nothing back.

We don't actually need you to defend us either (see above) +(you are not particularly good at that anyway, see recent events and betraying allies)

So bring it on. .I actually don't think you would even last as well as the Brits to be honest.

Outstanding

Estonia is currently using the "All adults serve" conscription which leaves them with about 200k reserves

hahahahaaaa hahahaa

Why is Putin giving all of Europe bases to United States?